More drabbles, yay!
Title: Exposure
Author: Shadow/Phantomness
Pairing: Championshipping (Lance x Ash/Red)
Fandom: Pokémon
Theme: #49, Flash
Rating: PG-13
Disclaimer: Pokemon belongs to Nintendo and Shogakukan Comics.
This non-profit, non-copyright infringing fanfiction belongs to me under
international copyright laws and taking it is plagiarism. Thank you.
*Phantomness bows*
Notes: <> for telepathy, ** for thoughts, italics if a pokemon talks
“Are you
sure this is a good idea, Green?” Yellow asked, shivering. Mount Moon was cold
in the winter!
Green rolled his eyes at his
whiny girlfriend. “What, are you suddenly scared of wild Zubats?”
“Well no, but still…”
“Look. You wanted to go somewhere where we’d have our privacy, right?”
“Yes…”
“And no one in their right mind is going to be trekking Mount Moon in the middle of the winter. Therefore, no one is going to suspect the Gym Leader of Viridian and his girlfriend here either. Point taken?”
“… Well, when you put it that way…” Yellow released her Pikachu. “Okay, Chuchu, use Flash!”
A bright light lit up the cave, and two voices sounded.
Yellow looked at Green. “I thought you said no one would be here!”
“…” Green paused, before he clamped his hands over his eyes. “Oh Lugia, I can’t believe I saw that.”
“Saw what?”
There were a few scuffling noises, and then two figures appeared. One was a the Dragon Master and Leader of the Elite Four, and the other was the Champion of the Kanto League, wrapped in said Dragon Master’s cloak. Both looked supremely ticked off, and their hair was mussed.
Yellow eeped.
Green felt a bit like eeping himself, but he was too busy trying to scrub the sight he had seen from his brain. He settled for choking and moving aside.
“… Why are you here?” Yellow squeaked.
“Why are you?” Red countered, not relinquishing his death-grip on Lance’s cloak. Green looked down, not meeting Red’s eyes.
“We wanted privacy.” Yellow managed. “… Did we… interrupt something?”
“In a manner of speaking, yes.” Lance took a firm grip on Red’s arm. “Well, we’d better head back to the Plateau.”
“It was just getting good too…” Red pouted.
“Well, perhaps you’ll reiterate that statement when we actually have a bed. I’m sure I can… make it up to you.”
Red’s eyes lit up, and Lance laughed as he released his Dragonite. Both of them climbed on and flew off, but not before Green saw Red lean forwards and give Lance a heated kiss. He shook his head.
Of all the vile luck!
“Green are you all right?” Yellow asked. He was seriously turning the color of his namesake. “…Green?”
She patted his back as he retched into a bush, gasping.
“… I think I’ve been scarred for life…”
“Aw, I thought they were cute. But maybe we should go somewhere else.”
“I think that’s a great idea, Yellow.”
End Fic
Completed 7/23/06
Phantomness: *Smirky smile*
Red: It was just getting good too… *Cries*
Lance: *hugs Red*
Flash is a pokemon attack, but it reminded me of camera bulbs going off. This fic is what actually appeared. ^^