Title: Fuzz
Author: Shadow/Phantomness
Pairing: Championshipping (Lance x Ash/Red)
Fandom: Pokémon
Theme: #61, Over-sized shirt

Rating: PG-13
Disclaimer: Pokemon belongs to Nintendo and Shogakukan Comics. This non-profit, non-copyright infringing fanfiction belongs to me under international copyright laws and taking it is plagiarism. Thank you. *Phantomness bows*

Notes: <> for telepathy, ** for thoughts, italics if a pokemon talks

Warnings: Shonen-ai

 

            Red rubbed at his eyes sleepily. After a moment, he blinked. He could feel … cold? He fuzzily pushed the cobwebs in his brain back, and then stared. What was he wearing? It looked like nothing so much as a man’s button-up white shirt, but it was not his size, and worse, he wasn’t wearing anything under it!

            He almost – almost screamed, but not quite.

            The sudden movement caught the attention of the other occupant in bed. Lance rubbed at his eyes as he sat up. “What?” He muttered, clearly not quite awake yet.

            Red’s breathing slowed, recognizing the voice of his lover. “It’s nothing.” He said sheepishly.

            “You don’t remember what happened last night, I take it?” Lance prodded.

            “No… it’s all one big blur…”

            “… You got a bit tipsy.” Lance said offhandedly. “So I took you back here to recover. Apparently you started stripping on one of the banquet tables… I don’t know whether to kill or kiss the person who laced the punch.”

            Red colored to match his namesake. “H-How far did I get?” He squeaked out.

            Lance smiled wickedly. “Let’s just say, it was lucky you were wearing a suit.”

            “Lance~!” He wailed.

            “There was enough left for you to give me a private performance afterwards.”

            Red buried his face in his hands. “So I’m going to guess that this shirt is yours?”

            “Who else’s would it be?”

            “Thank Lugia…”

            “Now then,” Lance purred, as he trailed a finger down Red’s cheek. “Shall we continue?”

            Red grinned as he kissed Lance. “I thought you’d never ask.”

           

The End

Completed 7/29/06 ^^

Smut! Yay!