Title: Meow
Author: Shadow/Phantomness
Pairing: Championshipping (Lance x Ash/Red)
Fandom: Pokémon
Theme: #64, Mistranslation
Rating: PG-13
Disclaimer: Pokemon belongs to Nintendo and Shogakukan Comics. This non-profit, non-copyright infringing fanfiction belongs to me under international copyright laws and taking it is plagiarism. Thank you. *Phantomness bows*

Notes: <> for telepathy, ** for thoughts, italics if a pokemon talks

Warnings: Shonen-ai

Red blinked at the notes in front of him. He rubbed his eyes, polished his reading glasses, but nothing changed.

The words still stood out, starkly clear.

He was supposed to entertain the foreign dignitary that way? Well, if he had to, he would…

Lance was rather surprised when the escort at the airport picked him up and drove him to a restaurant – well; perhaps not so much the service as the odd looks the young man kept shooting him.

Surely there was nothing odd about wishing to spend a night?

After dinner, they walked into the house. Red took a deep breath as he locked the door behind them, before he stood up on tiptoes and kissed the surprised Dragon Master on the lips.

Lance spluttered for a moment. “What are you doing?”

“B-But the instructions said that you wanted a catamite…”

“No, I said I wanted a cat I might purchase.” Lance sighed.

Red flushed. It looked like their software had garbled the message. He flushed, looking down. * Oops… *

“… But if you’re offering…” Lance purred, as Red flushed, “I can certainly opt the other option too.”

And Red was.

End Fic

Completed 8/5/06

Ah, translations. ^^

Lance: *Smirk*

Red: *Blush*

Pika-chan: *Pigging out on donuts*

Shoyko: Most of these themes are fluff! YATTA!