Title: Scared
Author: Shadow/Phantomness
Pairing: Championshipping (Lance x Red)
Fandom: Pokémon
Theme: #135, Scared
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: Pokemon belongs to Nintendo and Shogakukan Comics. This non-profit, non-copyright infringing fanfiction belongs to me under international copyright laws and taking it is plagiarism. Thank you. *Phantomness bows*

Notes: <> for telepathy, ** for thoughts, italics if a pokemon talks. Zensho-verse

Warnings: Het, fluff, incorrect gender pronouns

Red isn’t scared of anything, not wild Pokemon, or Team Rocket, or even those irrational fears, like bugs or darkness or public speaking. Perhaps he’s too young to feel true fear, but he’s been out in the wilds since he was ten and he’s still naïve and innocent enough not to be afraid.

He is not frightened of Lance, not one bit, even when Lance pushes him down onto the couch and kisses him, which is kind of strange, because Lance is another boy, but he’s … excited, maybe, and slightly confused, but he’s not fighting Lance off and the Dragon Master smiles.

“You’re so cute.” He says, and kisses him again. “Oh, and I’m a girl.”

Red kisses back, because it feels nice, and smiles.

It isn’t until the kiss ends that he realizes the other half of the sentence. He stares up at the redhead. “You…”

… Wait! Lance is a girl?

End Fic

Completed 7/25/07

Edited 3/8/09

Okay, well I’m not saying how old he is… so he could be a thirty year old virgin (but I dearly hope not)

3 minutes!