Title: Baby
Author: Shadow/Phantomness
Pairing: Psychoshipping (Red x Sabrina)
Fandom: Pokémon
Theme: #5, Baby

Rating: PG
Disclaimer: Pokemon belongs to Nintendo and Shogakukan Comics. This non-profit, non-copyright infringing fanfiction belongs to me under international copyright laws and taking it is plagiarism. Thank you. *Phantomness bows*

Notes: <> for telepathy, ** for thoughts, italics if a pokemon talks. Special-verse

Warnings: Het, TWT

 

            “Stay away!” Red snapped; his arms cradled protectively around the bundle, wrapped in a pink blanket. Besides him, Sabrina gave Yellow a frosty glare, her arms crossed.

            “I just wanted to take a look!” Yellow protested.

            “Well then, take that syringe full of potassium cyanide out of your jacket sleeve and I’ll consider letting you see her.” Sabrina’s voice could have frozen lava. Red silently applauded her, before glaring at Yellow.

            “You wanted to kill her?”

            “She’s evil, Red! She was part of Team Rocket! How can you forgive her?”

            Blaine was part of Team Rocket too, but I don’t see you lambasting him!” Red snapped. He was heartily sick of Yellow’s hypocrisy. “Besides, who I choose to date is my choice, not yours!”

            “But I love you!”

            “And you’re showing it by trying to kill my girlfriend? The only person I have to answer to about my lifestyle choice is me! It’s none of your business!”

            “B-But… you had a baby… with her…”

            Red blinked. Sabrina blinked. They both started to laugh, though Sabrina’s was much more frightening.

            “You think… this is our baby?” Red asked, between gasps of laughter.

            Sabrina took the bundle from him and unwrapped the blanket, showing a baby Eevee, fast asleep.

            “She’s the daughter of our Espeons.” Sabrina said coldly. “Not that it is any of your concern.”

            Yellow goggled, realizing that she had made a big mistake, but before she could apologize to them Sabrina had taken Red’s hand and they had teleported away.

 

End Fic

Completed 4/26/07

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I hate pregnancy in fanfic! So I decided to write about cute baby pokemon instead. 5 minutes!

Red: *Sighs in relief*

Lance: I’m not pregnant. Thank Lugia! *Shudders*

Phantomness: I hate pregnancy and MPREG, so yeah… though I will occasionally write it at a friend’s request, but I shall never put my precious Champions through it!