Title: Disastrous
Author: Shadow/Phantomness
Pairing: WataShi (Lance x Ash)
Fandom: Pokémon
Theme: #52, Disaster
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: Pokemon belongs to Nintendo and Shogakukan Comics.
This non-profit, non-copyright infringing fanfiction belongs to me under
international copyright laws and taking it is plagiarism. Thank you.
*Phantomness bows*
Notes: <> for telepathy, ** for thoughts, italics
if a pokemon talks
Warnings: AU, het
It was an utter, unmitigated disaster, Misty thought, staring at the scene in front of her. Ash was in Lance’s lap, the Dragon Master was kissing him senseless, and he actually looked like he was enjoying it! It seemed that the saying that all the good ones were taken or gay actually held some truth…
Belatedly, she noticed the curves, but they didn’t register. She bumped into May and Dawn on her way out of the room.
“What’s wrong, Misty? Have you seen Ash? It’s almost time to open presents.” Dawn smiled.
“Ash is… busy.” Misty coughed.
May blinked. “But…”
“I wouldn’t go in if I were you.” The Cerulean trainer looked rather put down.
May turned and looked to Dawn who shrugged. Apparently Ash was busy, and not with Misty. Who was his girlfriend then? Sabrina? Whitney? Or was it some other random girl?
In any case, they wouldn’t bother him for a few more minutes…
Misty sniffed, and went downstairs to get some punch, wishing with all her heart that she hadn’t seen that.
She felt like a wreck.
She dabbed at her eyes, and then went ad got herself a slice of cake. Ten minutes later, Ash and Lance came downstairs. Only their slightly messy clothing and flushed cheeks gave any indication to what they had been doing.
Delia smiled and cut Ash a large slice of chocolate cake, and his girlfriend a smaller one.
Brock proposed a toast and everyone cheered.
May blinked, seeing the Champions. Hmm… she would have never expected Ash to go for an older woman, but it made sense. So that was why Misty was so upset.
Dawn just smiled.
End Fic
Completed 10/13/07
Edited 11/12/09
Poor Misty. As she wasn’t actively malicious in this fic, I can pity her a little. *Shrug*
5 minutes!
Implied AAMRN