Title: Clueless to a Fault
Author: Shadow/Phantomness
Pairing: Heatshipping (Ash x Flannery)
Fandom: Pokémon
Theme: #76, Oblivious

Rating: NC-17
Disclaimer: Pokemon belongs to Satoshi Tajiri, Nintendo and Shogakukan Comics. This non-profit, non-copyright infringing fanfiction belongs to me under international copyright laws and taking it is plagiarism. Thank you. *Phantomness bows*

Notes: <> for telepathy, ** for thoughts, italics if a pokemon talks

Warnings: Het, PWP

 

            “So, Ash.” Flannery crooned, as she cuddled next to him on the couch. “How has your journey been?”

            Ash took another handful of popcorn from the red-and-white checkered box in his lap and stuffed it into his mouth. “Good.” He said, between munches.

            The gory B-movie continued to play on the television at low volume.

            “I’m feeling a bit stifled…” She said.

            Ash blinked. “Do you have air conditioning?”

            “Well, being close to Mount Chimney, an active volcano, is quite warm here…” She whispered. “I even feel hot…”

            “Oh!” The Pallet Trainer smiled broadly. “Why don’t I go grab you a soda from the fridge? You have Cokes, right?”

            Flannery resisted the urge to smack her head against the wall. Was Ash really that clueless?

            That’s it! No more slow seduction!

           

            The boy blinked when Flannery’s hand grabbed his crotch, hard. “Did you want some popcorn?”

            “No.” Flannery snarled, before she kissed him. She busily worked his jeans off.

Ash felt confused. Why was she taking his clothes off? He didn’t think it was hot! “Hey!”

 

            “Don’t worry about getting cold, Ash. I’ll make sure you’re very warm!” The Lavaridge Gym leader hissed.

            Brown eyes were drowning in confusion.

            What was Flannery talking about?

            She worked his green boxers all the way down, and lifted her own skirt. She’d worn a skimpy pink sheath dress for a reason, but Ash was truly dense!

            He hadn’t even looked at her boobs! He’d better not be gay…

 

            Ash’s eyes went wide at the sight of her naked snatch, neatly trimmed. “W-wait!”

            “Shut up.” Flannery kissed him, and then slid onto his cock. It was only at half-mast, but it quickly sprang to attention inside of her.

            She grinned.

 

            Ash’s thought processes immediately short-circuited, as soon as the girl began to move. “Ohhhh….”

            She groaned in delight. Much better! He got the picture and wrapped his arms around her chest, starting to pump.

            It didn’t take long at all before they both began to moan. She met each of his thrusts eagerly, her pussy warm and wet around his length. He shivered in delight as he felt the walls massage his dick. This was great!

            He grabbed her breasts and began to pull at them as they kept moving, until finally, he ejaculated deep inside of her. Flannery’s eyes rolled back in her head at the sensations. This was great!

            Her body convulsed as she also began to climax. Incredible…

            She’d known Ash would be a good catch!

           

            “So… was that sex?” The Pallet trainer whispered after a few minutes of silence. They were sticky and sweaty, but he didn’t mind.

            Yes.” The girl sighed, still collapsed against his chest.

            “Can we do it again?”

            “Now you’re talking.” Flannery smirked.

 

End Fic

Completed 1/2/07

Poor Flannery! Ash can act totally oblivious!

^^V 15 minutes flat! Phew!