Title: At a loss for words
Author: Shadow/Phantomness
Pairing:
Fandom: Pokémon
Theme: #94, Discombobulated
Rating: PG-13
Disclaimer: Pokemon belongs to Nintendo and Shogakukan Comics. This non-profit, non-copyright infringing fanfiction belongs to me under international copyright laws and taking it is plagiarism. Thank you. *Phantomness bows*

Notes: <> for telepathy, ** for thoughts, italics if a pokemon talks

Warnings: Het, T-W-T

Brock openly gaped at the scene before him, as Ash hastily struggled to get his jeans back on. Well, this was definitely not what he had expected!

“Ash, when I made that joke about you coming out of the closet, I didn’t mean literally!” He gasped out.

The Pallet trainer had the grace to blush, abashed. The black-haired girl next to him just smirked in a way that was more self-satisfied than she had a right to be, considering her age. Why, she must be at least five years older!

< Are you surprised, Brock? >

He had never thought Ash was the type to go for older women…

“Besides, I thought you were going to be with Misty or May…”

“What? No! Why would I? They’re just friends.” Ash colored. “Um… this looks bad, doesn’t it?”

Sabrina wrapped her arms around him in a hug, completely unashamed, despite having her top half-unbuttoned.

Brock just closed his eyes, bemoaning the loss of his mental purity.

End Fic

Completed 10/31/07

Edited 11/22/09

Poor Brock…