Title: What is this for?
Author: Shadow/Phantomness
Pairing: Championshipping (Lance x Red)
Fandom: Pokémon
Theme: #4, “What is that for?”
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: Pokemon belongs to Nintendo and Shogakukan Comics. This non-profit, non-copyright infringing fanfiction belongs to me under international copyright laws and taking it is plagiarism. Thank you. *Phantomness bows*

Notes: <> for telepathy, ** for thoughts, italics if a pokemon talks

Warnings: AU, het

The guards eyed the two travelers, then the tube of KY Jelly they were holding. They stared at the small pile of condoms they had also confiscated during the search of the two traveler’s belongings moments earlier. Recognition flashed across their faces, and they waved them on.

Lance smirked to Red. “See, I told you it would work.”

“… I don’t want to know.” His wife sighed. “What made you sure they wouldn’t check that?”

“Danger of contracting STDs,” He said promptly. * Darling, are you playing with me? * Surely she had to know what it was.

“STDs… Wait a second! What is that for, anyway?”

“Well,” Lance said thoughtfully, “KY Jelly is used as a water-based lubricant in medical procedure, but also for sex.”

Red groaned. “So that’s why…”

“It worked, didn’t it?” Lance asked, as he pulled Red into a kiss.

The black-haired girl glared at her lover. “Well yes, but I still didn’t need to know that! I like the fruit-flavored stuff you use just fine.”

“True.” Lance grinned. “You’re too innocent.”

Frowning, she spent the next two hours proving to Lance exactly how very wrong that label was, and then they flew out of Houen, leaving the innocuous tube behind.

That night, the Grand Hotel, where the Team Aqua and Team Magma leaders – and the majority of their followers – had been staying, exploded. There were no survivors.

End Fic

Completed 8/24/06

Edited 5/30/09

Dude, Wikipedia has *everything*, except an article on Championshipping. The idea of Secret Agent! Lance and Red is fun to play with! ^^