Title: These Things Do Happen
Author: Shadow/Phantomness
Pairing: Brock’shormonesshipping (Flint x Lola)
Fandom: Pokémon
Theme: #19, Illusion
Rating: PG-13
Disclaimer: Pokemon belongs to Satoshi Tajiri, Nintendo and Shogakukan Comics. This non-profit, non-copyright infringing fanfiction belongs to me under international copyright laws and taking it is plagiarism. Thank you. *Phantomness bows*

Warnings: Farting, het

It had been perfect – a romantic dinner with candles, a long moonlit walk by the beach, teasing glances and shy smiles until they had returned to his apartment, and then stripping out of their clothing to engage in some much-needed sexual release.

Then she had farted.

Lola looked absolutely mortified, embarrassed beyond belief. Of course, she had eaten perhaps a little too much dessert at dinner, but how could this happen?

Flint just laughed, and laughed, until tears streamed from his eyes.

She blushed to the tips of her ears, looking at her husband.

“Oh Lola, it’s perfectly natural.” He patted her behind. “Besides, I think you smell fine.”

Then he had reached for her panties.

So she had put the incident out of her mind, and just enjoyed his ministrations. After all, a perfect date was just an illusion.

End Fic

Completed 9/20/08

Edited 11/4/09

Flatuphilia is arousal from passing gas. *Raises eyebrows* some people are *weird*! This is obviously not a kink I would enjoy.