Title: Song
Author: Shadow/Phantomness
Pairing: Championshipping (Lance x Red)
Fandom: Pokémon
Theme: #40, Song
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: Pokemon belongs to Nintendo and Shogakukan Comics. This non-profit, non-copyright infringing fanfiction belongs to me under international copyright laws and taking it is plagiarism. Thank you. *Phantomness bows*

Notes: <> for telepathy, ** for thoughts, italics if a pokemon talks. Yellow, the rest of the Starlights, and Red, are all girls disguised as males.

Warnings: AU, het, incorrect gender pronouns

“You should not be here.” Lance said quietly, eyes narrowed to pinpoints of gold light. He folded his hands neatly across his lap.

Yellow frowned, looking surprised. “I thought… we could talk.” She said lamely.

The Dragon Master glared at the singer across from him. “So talk.”

“Lance, I… I admire you.” The girl said, twining her fingers together. “I’m not sure why you dislike me, but…”

“It is nothing personal. I like very few people.”

“But even so… I…”

Lance backed away as Yellow learned forwards, and that was when Red walked in. Her eyes flashed brilliant blue.

“What is going on here?” She asked.

He smirked at his wife. “What do you think?”

Red nodded, once, feeling wind surge in her mind, but Yellow hastily blurted out an apology and fled down the hall, not wanting to deal with an irate Champion.

“Well?”

“She’s a girl.” Lance said. His eyes narrowed. “And I felt a strange type of energy from her…”

Red blinked. “She is a girl? I thought the Three Lights were a boy band.”

“As did I… however, when we observed earlier, I did not detect an aura. Perhaps it is something more... recent.”

“You mean she could possibly be another Senshi? All I felt from her was well, a presence that made me cringe!” She told him.

“If she is an intruder from outside our Solar System…”

Red hissed. “Then we will destroy her.”

“She bears watching.”

She nodded. “I suppose we should go to a few concerts, for our … duty.”

Lance just smirked in response and nodded, as she hugged him tightly.

Two weeks later, the two of them, joined by Ashline, Misty, and Whitney were sitting in the front row of the Three Lights concert. It was amazing how one could use power and status to procure tickets…

“Yellow! Marry me!”

“Rudy! Look this way please! I love you!” Red cast a wary glance at Misty, who had just shouted out that phrase.

“Ahhh! Tucker! You’re so hot!” A girl screeched from nearby. The cheers and shouts continued, until finally, Yellow struck a chord on his guitar and the band began to play.

Red and Lance exchanged glances, listening to the music only on the surface. Afterwards, while the three other Senshi were mobbing the band along with a horde of other hormone-crazed girls, they found a quiet corner to talk in.

“Did you feel it as well?” She asked.

“Yes.” Lance narrowed his eyes. “It is not simply Yellow, Red. All three of them have the otherworldly aura of a star outside our galaxy.”

She frowned. “Then they are a threat.”

“I believe so.”

Red opened her mouth to say something, but screams coming from outside were a clear sign of an attack, and she murmured her Henshin phrase. She watched as Lance materialized beside her, man becoming woman, clad in her silversteel armor. With a nod, the two of them ran towards the source.

“In the name of the moon I will punish you!” Ashline – no, Sailor Moon was chanting. By her side, Mars and Venus stood ready for backup. Their opponent seemed to be a man dressed in a punk rock star costume, but as he began firing supersonic waves, it was clear he was a real threat.

“Mars… Flame Sniper!” Misty yelled, sending the flaming arrow soaring at the opponent. It knocked his microphone out of his hands.

“Oh! Why did you have to go and do that?” A voice wailed. “It was bad enough he didn’t have a Star Seed, but for you to show up too?”

Lance’s eyes flickered to the stage, where a girl was standing. She had golden bracelets on her wrists and a strange white fuku.

“Sailor Iron Mouse!” Whitney gasped.

Red frowned. The enemy was another Sailor Senshi? How had that happened?

“Venus Love and Beauty Shock!”

Sailor Iron Mouse nimbly dodged the attack, leaving Venus gaping in shock. “Sorry! No time to chat!” She chirped, before vanishing in a telephone booth.

The monster continued to charge. Sailor Moon screamed as she was pinned to the ground.

Lance and Red exchanged glances, before they leapt into the fray, their Sword and Mirror glinting brightly. He smirked as he felt energy pooling in his fingertips. Yes…

“Atlantis Tide!”

The attack slammed the monster silly, as Mars helped Moon up.

“Silver Honeymoon Therapy Kiss!”

“AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!” The monster screamed, before falling over in a swirl of white ribbons. As they peeled away, a man was revealed. He fell over, unconscious.

Seeing their duty done, Neptune and Uranus flew off. Venus watched them go, frowning.

Well, if it were really important, she could call a meeting of all the Senshi… even Jupiter and Mercury from Houen.

But…

Why did things seem so complicated somehow?

Unbeknownst to them, three pairs of eyes watched…

End Fic

Completed 2/18/07

Edited 6/20/10

*Shudders in disgust* I am never writing consensual Grantedshipping. NEVER! And I was going to introduce the Starlights in this chapter, but I decided against it.