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52_Card Pickup (1/17/07 to 3/21/07, edited from 2/27/09 to 12/22/10)

1: Arrow – Red writes a Shakespeare essay and Lance makes him arrow-shaped pancakes of love, het, 1.5 pages
2: Big – het, smut ficlet, Red’s thoughts on Lance’s penis
3: Bubble – Mirageshipping (Ash x Sabrina), blowing bubbles, ficlet, het
4: Change – Originshipping (Wallace x Steven), shonen-ai, Steven wonders when his relationship with Wallace changed, ficlet
5: Cloud – Mirageshipping (Ash x Sabrina), het ficlet, Sabrina re-vows to stay with Ash and love him
6: Create – het, half page, Lance built Red a robot body after his real one was destroyed
7: Dark – takes place before Theme #22, Light, 1.75 pages, Charlotte does a spell to put Lance’s love in Red, and Lance agrees to kill for her in exchange
8: Dash – Originshipping (Wallace x Steven) ficlet, Wallace catches Steven sneaking away
9: Dream – Red beats an OC and Lance muses on broken dreams, 1.25 pages, het
10: Earthy – het ficlet, Red cross-dresses and takes steps as a girl slowly
11: Erase – Specialshipping (Red x Yellow), Red breaks up and Lance erases his memories, ficlet
12: Fight – a Leafeon VS Glaceon battle, introspective NR ficlet
13: Firey – Heatshipping (Ash x Flannery) Ash reflects on Flannery, implied het, ficlet
14: Float – Teleportshipping, Zensho-verse, Red x Sabrina strolling down a street, drabble
15: Flower – Mirageshipping (Ash x Sabrina), Valentine’s Day drabble
16: Fly – one-sided AAMRN from Misty’s POV, Ash leaves to fight Missingno, Misty cries, drabble, fanon
17: Freeze – het, Lance gets attacked by a cloned Articuno and Red deals with the aftermath, fluffy angst, half page
18: Glow – Red wants to know why Lance saves him, het, half page
19: Illusion – Brock’shormonesshipping (Flint/Lola), an almost-perfect date with farting

20: Jump – NR, post-relationship drabble

21: Libra – Red deals with a challenger suing for pain and suffering, and Lance comforts him, het 1 page
22: Light – het, Lance kills a Light Master, Charlotte contemplates, and Red loves him regardless
23: Little – Originshipping drabble, Pregnant Wallace, Steven muses, Incarnation’s fanon world
24: Lock – fanon, Red tries not to get depressed about his role as Guardian, het, half page
25: Loop – Mangapokeshipping (Misty/Red), Misty feels bad about being Missingno, ficlet
26: Maze – Red is lost in the Ilex Forest and trying to find his way out, NR, ficlet (LAST fic!)
27: Mirror – Underworldshipping (Morty x Karen), Karen introspects while preparing for a date with Morty, half page
28: Mist – AAMRN/Pokeshipping, 1.25 pages, Ash wanders Mt. Silver
29: Move – het ficlet, fluff, Red reminisces on how he found out that Lance was a girl
30: Power – het, Red only wanted power, Special-verse, half page
31: Rain – het, angst like whoa, Red whores himself out to other guys and self-destructs after Lance leaves, and when he finally finds his wife, things only get worse, 5 pages
32: Return – het, Red returns to Lance after trying to discover himself, 2.25 pages
33: Sand – Chestshipping (Lorelei x Misty), 1 page, Misty swoons over her idol
34: Shadow – Rascalshipping (Bruno/Gary), Gary’s slut past catches up with him and he runs away, Bruno wants some answers, 2.5 pages
35: Shield – 1.25 pages, het, Red and Lance and Lorelei VS Mewtwo, and a desperate kiss
36: Shot – 1.5 pages, Ash runs into the Protect the Pokemon people who try to shoot him, and Agatha scolds.
37: Silent – Lady Red and Lord Lance make love, het, 1.25 pages

38: Sleep – ficlet, Ash has a Rocketshipping dream (Jessie x James), het
39: Snow – Red throws snowballs at Goodman for ogling Lance, het, half page
40: Song – 2 pages, Sailor Moon-esque, het, Lance and Red go to a Three Lights concert to investigate the strange energy there
41: Storm – Sailor Moon-esque, 1.25 pages, het, another daimon attack in a rainstorm
42: Sweet – het, half page, Red and Lance bake a cake
43: Sword – het, 2.75 pages, Wataru is a female lawyer and Red wishes to divorce Misty. Disguises, past relationship
44: Through – Pokeshipping (Ash x Misty), Misty wonders what happened to Ash and her life, half page, het

45: Thunder – half page, a gunman shoots Lance by accident, and Red uses Pikachu to kill him, het

46: Time – Expertshipping (Professor Oak x Agatha), Agatha reminisces over Oak, and makes a resolution, het, half page

47: Twin – 2.5 pages, TR agents Red and Lance work with Misty to get rid of Pamela Jones, and doppelganger the murder

48: Voice – 1.5 pages, het, WataShi, Ash binds the Chosen to not hurt people, so they don’t, and they wind up broken instead…
49: Watery – Originshipping (Wallace x Steven), a day at the beach, shonen-ai ficlet
50: Wave – Aquarageshipping (Gyarados/Misty), Misty gets oral and a tongue bath from her pokemon

51: Windy – SVAU, Lance turns Red into Uranus and herself back into Neptune to kill Yellow, het, 1 page
52: Wood – drabble, NR, Special-verse, Red reflects on the girls he knows

53: Void – fanon, Lance dies and Red is hollow inside, het, 1 page

54: Hope – how the Sacred Sword is forged, in gory detail. Lance’s POV, drabble

55: Love – 1.75 pages, het, fanon, Red realizes Lance loves him more than any girl who dumped him