Title: Dutch Courage
Author: Shadow/Phantomness
Pairing: Championshipping (Lance x Ash/Red)
Fandom: Pokémon
Theme: #30, Dutch courage

Rating: PG
Disclaimer: Pokemon belongs to Nintendo and Shogakukan Comics. This non-profit, non-copyright infringing fanfiction belongs to me under international copyright laws and taking it is plagiarism. Thank you. *Phantomness bows*

Notes: <> for telepathy, ** for thoughts, italics if a pokemon talks

Warnings: Shonen-ai, shota, alcohol

 

            “I think I’m drunk,” Red slurred, as he stumbled. Lance rolled his eyes.

            “Are you even old enough to drink?” He asked, wincing as Red walked right into Agatha’s coffee table. The crash that sounded as her antique porcelain tea set clattered to the ground was quite loud, and he covered his ears, fearing immediate retaliation from the Ghost Master.

            There was no response. Perhaps she was drunk too?

            Red shrugged. “It was just juice.”

            “Mm.” Lance did not comment, while privately he wondered who had spiked the punch. Hopefully, he could keep Red constrained until the effects of the alcohol wore off. Lugia knew what would happen if Red went crazy and the reporters caught it on film…

            Speaking of which…

            Why was Red hugging him?

            “You’re warm…” Red purred, as he kissed Lance on the cheek. The Dragon Maser shook his head, as he hugged Red close. If this were all he was going to get, he would take it.

            “You’re cute.” He returned, giving him a proper kiss.

            Red just giggled.

           

End Fic

Completed 11/17/06

Dutch Courage is apparently a slang word for courage gained through intoxication, basically drinking lots of alcohol. Whee!