Title: Vacation
Author: Shadow/Phantomness
Pairing: Championshipping (Lance x Ash/Red)
Fandom: Pokémon
Theme: #29, Vacation
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: Pokemon belongs to Nintendo and Shogakukan Comics. This non-profit, non-copyright infringing fanfiction belongs to me under international copyright laws and taking it is plagiarism. Thank you. *Phantomness bows*

Notes: <> for telepathy, ** for thoughts, italics if a pokemon talks

Warnings: Fanon, shonen-ai

“They’re actually giving us a break?” Red asked incredulously.

Charlotte looked up from her coffeepot, taking another sip. “It seems so. They have to work out how the appearances of Diaruga and Parukia will change the shift of guardian powers. I find that rather disturbing.”

“But you’re fire, and neither of them are that.”

“Well yes, but they look like, well, Dark/Steel mixes. I suppose Lance gets to control time and space.”

“That’s why he’s in there talking to the legendaries while we’re in the waiting room?”

“Something like that.” Charlotte buried her face in her coffeepot again, while Red gave his friend a sympathetic smile.

“Vacation?” Lance blinked. “You’re kidding.”

Serebii crossed her arms. “You don’t trust me.”

“Actually, I do trust you. You’ve finally decided to stop screwing with our lives. However, I most certainly do not trust Deoxys!”

“…”

“Unless he’s suddenly had a change of heart. Or she. I could never quite tell the gender of that…”

“Perhaps we should talk to Red instead?”

Lance shrugged. “In any case, when you say no more tests or save the world plots, you mean it, yes? Otherwise, I’ll blast you.”

“Yes, yes.”

Red yawned as Lance walked outside. “Is it over?”

“Yes,” Lance grinned, pulling Red into a hug.

“And we don’t have to wait for reincarnation this time?”

“Yes, and no sleep of death until we want to.”

“YES!”

“Oh good.” Charlotte grinned, as she watched the two of them kiss. “Dying over and over was starting to get boring…”

They nodded, and no more was said.

End Fic

Completed 9/15/06

I finally made Charlotte drink coffee straight from the coffeepot. If you don’t know who she is, you haven’t read Card Captor Ashura or my other fanon stuff. And yeah, total fanon in this fic.

I have noticed I’m very bad at ending stories. For some reason, it just works out that way. Ah well.