Whee!
Another chapter!
Disclaimer/Notes: See previous chapter

As with all other notes, remember that Lance is referred to as the opposite gender in certain circumstances because that is what she is perceived as.

Yes, this is a very short random spoof fic. All right, it might just be PWP because Calculus has fried my brain…

Started 7/1/04

Chapter 3

Lance pushed him off, anger flashing in her eyes. “This is all I am to you then?! Someone you can force your attentions on?!”

Ash froze in shock as Lance climbed on her Dragonite and flew off.

What…

But, I thought…

Didn’t he like me?

I knew it!

No one likes me… I’m sorry…

And now, I’ve stupidly driven away my only friend.

Why am I so _stupid_?
I shouldn’t have acted…

Shouldn’t have done that…

He probably hates me now…

“I can’t believe it!”

You didn’t like it?

“That’s not it.” Lance snapped. “He obviously didn’t take my feelings into consideration.”

“Well, I wouldn’t be so sure of that.”

“Why, Rayquaza-sama?”

“He likes you, but as you say, he is only a child.”

“Hmm?”

“He thinks like a child does. If he has affection for you, of course he will show it…”

Lance’s eyes widened a little. “Are you sure?”

“It’s my best educated guess.”

“Oh.”

“You should accept his apology when he gives up.” Rayquaza said wisely, before shifting back to dragon form and flying away.

< See you, Chosen. Keep an eye out for danger. I mean real danger. >

< Hai, Rayquaza-sama. >

And…

Lance blushed, sighing. * He likes me? But… *

What if he did?

Then, well, wouldn’t things work out?

Life couldn’t be that simple!

Ash found her the next day.

“I want to apologize.” He said softly.

“For what?”

“I shouldn’t have kissed you without your permission.” He twisted a strand of hair nervously around his finger.

“I see.”

“You’re my only friend, and I’d like it if we were something more, but… if you only want to be friends, I don’t mind.”

Even if it breaks my heart!

I’m sorry! I shouldn’t have done that to you!
Please don’t hate me…

It’s my fault, Lance; please don’t be sad.

I really do like you though.

He waited anxiously, but even if he got slapped it would be okay. He deserved it.

“I forgive you.’ Lance said. “As for the rest…”

It was Ash’s turn to gasp when she kissed him back.

“Oh, and Ash? I’m a girl.”

Ash’s eyes widened. “Nani? But, um…” He made a gesture to indicate her chest. “You… I can’t tell at all!”

“Yes. I’ll tell you, it’s simple really. When I got breast cancer, well, they had to operate…”

“They-. It must have hurt a lot.” Ash said sympathetically.

“You have no idea.”

“But… that’s horrible! Why did you let them do it?!”

“It might have been death otherwise.”

“I see…”

“Beauty goes first, in age either way.” Lance shrugged. “I don’t care much.”

“How long has it been?”

“Four years.”

“Lance-, you’re so _brave_!”

Lance grinned. “Well, it wasn’t an option.”

“I see.”

Ash gave a strangled little yelp as Lance hugged him.

Well, maybe it wasn’t a hug as such.

“A-ano, Lance are you sure?”

“Hai.” Lance said simply, before she kissed him again.

And that was that simple.

Not all romances are complicated.

END CHAPTER
And I’ll put in a lemon in case anyone wants to read that

It’s not required, if underage don’t read it!

Ash: This chapter has no plot

Phantomness: Sorry, I had a brain freeze! Blame Writer’s Block!
Lance: Ah…

Shoyko: That explains it.

Emerald: *nods*

Phantomness: You weren’t any help…

Kairo: Lollipop, anyone

***************************WARNING***********************************Explicit material. Do not read if underage (15, 17, or whatever it is in your respective area)

YOU ARE WARNED!

********************* Bonus Lemon Section********************************

Hungry insistent kisses drifted over soft skin, baby-fine down.

Ash gasped as Lance’s tongue danced lightly over his pulse, her fingers streaking trails of fire down his back, clothes having gone flying in the earlier scramble.

He didn’t care about anything else at the moment.

She was so warm… he plunged deep inside, wallowing in the warmth and glory. So…

Ecstasy.

Her hips rested lightly over his as he bucked, his manhood rubbing against her smooth inner walls.

“Yes…”

Ash was not exactly capable of coherent thought at that moment. His cock busily churned her pussy into a fine froth while her juices soaked his rock-hard member. Gasping deeply, he shot his seed deep inside of her.

They came down from cloud nine, holding each other.

“Aishiteru…” Ash whispered.

“Aishiteru to you too.” Lance whispered, kissing him on the tip of his nose.

***********************************End****************************