Summary: Ash finds out that he doesn’t need Misty after she dumps him…

Disclaimer: What? You think I own pokemon? No way! It belongs to Nintendo, this is written as pure fanstuff and not to intentionally infringe copyright.

Pairing: Ash/Mew. Ash is 17

“Loser.” Misty spat as she walked off with Gary. Ash stared after them, feeling like she had ripped his heart out.

His eyes filled up with tears. * So you were just using me all along, Misty. *

Ash ran. He didn’t want to see them anymore… he finally collapsed of exhaustion in a forest.

When Ash woke up again, he noticed that he felt a lot better.

< Oh, you’re awake? That’s good. > A voice said. Ash turned around and gasped. There, floating in front of him was a Mew.

< I’m fine… > Ash stopped, before he realized that he was talking in telepathy. * What happened?! *

< Don’t worry. I bonded you to one of my young ones to save your life. > Mew said. She pointed to a little mew floating a few feet away.

< She’s so cute! > Ash said.

The mew blushed.

< You’re her soulmate. > The older Mew said. < You two are meant to be together. >

Ash gaped. < B-but! I’m a human! >

< So? You have a special heart. You are a Chosen One. That is enough. You are no mere mortal. >

The little mew floated over and snuggled up against Ash’s chest.

< Hello! My name is Crystal! >

Ash smiled and hugged Mew tightly.

< I’ll teleport you back to Pallet Town. > The older Mew said. < You do know that your other pokemon are… >

Ash nodded and tried not to cry. He remembered how shocked he had been when he found out that Misty had helped Gary steal them, and then sell them to Team Rocket. Even Pikachu.

Mew nuzzled him to cheer him up.

Ash sighed, and then he noticed that she looked sad too.

< You’re soulmates. > Mew explained. < She feels whatever you feel. >

< Oh! > Ash said. He quickly apologized to Crystal. < I won’t bring up the past then. I don’t want to hurt you. >

< That’s why I like you. You’re nice. > Crystal sent.

Ash nodded. Mew teleported them back to pallet town.

About two months later, Ash and Crystal were out in the woods, training. Crystal was teaching Ash how to use his psychic powers.

< You’re doing great, Ash. > Crystal said. < You deserve a reward. >

Ash blinked.

Mew grinned and transformed. Ash gasped. Crystal had long pink hair and pale purple eyes. She was beautiful as a human, but she kept her mew ears and tail.

< Are you suggesting? >

Mew grinned. < We’re soulmates, silly! Besides, I love you, and you love me! So why shouldn’t we do this? >

Ash couldn’t fault her logic. He quickly apparated his clothes in a second and started kissing her passionately. After several minutes of heated kissing, they finally pulled away.

Ash bent down and began suckling on her breast.

< AH! ASH! > Mew cried. Ash began speeding up his suckling, while toying with her other breast with his right hand. He could feel her sensations, and it was making him extremely hard. His cock jutted out, painfully.

Mew gasped when Ash pulled away. He moved down to her nether regions and began tonguing at her entrance.

< ASH! > Mew screamed. She wrapped her tail around his cock and began to stroke him up and down.

< CRYSTAL! > Ash screamed back.

There was a bright flash of light as they both came, crying out in telepathy.

When it was over, the two smiled at each other, basking in the afterglow.

< Amazing, and we didn’t even couple. > Mew said in awe. < I wonder how that would be? >

< Even better, I bet. > Ash said. < Want to try? >

Mew grinned. < A man after my own heart. >
< Well, you know me better than anyone else on this planet. > Ash said.

Mew grinned and flipped her tail.

Ash quickly mounted her, not wanting to waste time. Mew’s mouth formed a little O and she gasped as he began pumping in. He felt huge! Mew whimpered and wrapped her arms around him.

Ash on the other hand, was in a world of euphoria of his own. He could feel her warm wetness wrapped around him, but at the same time he could feel her sensations from his assault.

Mew had enough coherence to begin stroking Ash’s chest, making him thrust faster and harder. < Oh Crystal! >

< Ash! > Crystal said, as she bucked wildly to keep up with him.

The two continued, driving each other intensely on to orgasm, panting wildly. Finally, they reached bliss.

< ASH!/CRYSTAL!>

Now satiated, the two lovers leaned against each other, smiling.

< Love you forever, Crystal. >
< Me too, Ash. And did you know? Mews are immortal. We’ll be together forever. >

< I’m glad. >

The two friends, now lovers, fell asleep, and the sun cast its warm rays over a bonded pair.

The end

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