This is fun! *Laughs*

Warnings: Championshipping (Lance x Ash), lots of other implied relationships, heterosexual implications, shonen-ai implications, one-sided AAMRN, implied sexual stuff, shota/chan, shoujo-ai and incest implications, bashing of Misty and Bruno…

Timeline: Time-what-time, post-Johto championships, Ash’s 18th birthday…

Chapter 2

 

            Ash nodded as he took the dice again, and threw. * This is such a weird game… and I don’t like the personal questions, but… *

            The die screeched to a halt at 3.

            Pikachu moved to square eight.

            “Looks like a spinner square.” Lorelei passed it over, intrigued. Ash gulped, closed his eyes, and spun…

            “Persona Veritas? I wonder what that means.” Brock got a good look.

            An otherworldly disembodied voice to speak…

 

            We all wear masks we strive to hide,

            Now let’s see who you are inside,

            Angel, demon, prince, or churl,

            Doctor, lawyer, boy, or girl?

 

            “Angel.” Brock guessed.

            “Demon,” Misty supplied.

            “Hmm… I don’t know him well enough, but I’ll say boy.” Lorelei nodded. That would make sense.

            “I’ll vote for boy as well.” Bruno nodded. Better to stay safe and follow Lorelei’s example… surely she would appreciate his support!

            Lance frowned. “No offense, Ash, but I’ll vote angel. You’re not a demon.”

            Ash did not get to reply as a pink cloud of smoke concealed him from view. When the smoke cleared, it was revealed that everyone had guessed wrong.

            “Woah!” Brock stared at Ash’s new body.

            Ash wished that he – now she, had known what was going to happen before Lance had decided to strip her last turn. Ugh!

            “Hey! Quit staring at me! I’m a boy! Boy!”

            “You’re a girl now,” Misty said, frowning. * She’s bigger than me! *

            Ash vainly tried to hide her new breasts, sighing. This was not good… stupid Brock, staring at her…

 

            Misty took the dice, rolling a four this time. Starmie moved to square number six, and Misty drew a Dare card.

            “Kiss a player of your choice to skip their turn?” Misty considered. Although she should be trying to stop Lance from winning, she wasn’t sure she wanted to kiss him.

            Wait! This was a good opportunity!

            Hehehe…

            Lorelei sweatdropped as Misty bounded from her seat and proceeded to give her a full tongued kiss, purposefully or accidentally mashing her breasts against Lorelei’s in the process. “Mmph!”

            Misty broke it off a few seconds later, her face bright red but her expression quite satisfied. * Wow… that was kind of fun. I mean, I like Lorelei, but… wow. It wasn’t bad at all! *

            A small pink force field went up around Lorelei’s Dewgong, preventing it from moving for a turn. Lorelei was still in shock.

            Oh my Maker…

 

            Brock nodded, accepting the dice from Misty as he threw a four and moved to square thirteen.

            “I got a truth card?”

            “Seems like it.” Bruno yawned. This game was boring…

            “How far have you gotten with a girl? Oh man… as much as I hate to admit it, I’ve only been to second base.”

            Onix stopped glowing as the question was answered truthfully.

            “Mm,” Lance nodded. So Brock was more into girl chasing than actual… actions. How interesting…

            Since Lorelei’s turn had been skipped, Bruno took the opportunity to make his move.

 

            “Luck be a lady tonight.” He muttered, throwing out two dice once again. This time, he rolled a nine and moved to square eleven.

            “What, another truth card?”

            “Just get it over with.” Lorelei snapped, having recovered from her earlier assault.

            “Yes ma’am!”

            Bruno read the card, his expression turning blue.

            “It’s not that bad is it?” Ash inquired.

            “This is completely scandalous! I have never had feelings for another male! Never!” Bruno declared.

            Liar!

 

            Before Bruno knew what had happened, he had vanished.

            The other five players exchanged worried glances.

            Misty looked around. “So where did he go?”

            Brock shakily pointed to a section of the board marked ‘Dungeon’, where the Machamp was now.

            “… I don’t want to know, then.”

 

            Lance shakily picked up the dice, and only took one to throw. He rolled a five. The Dragonite flew to square seventeen.

            “These seem to be popping up a lot lately.” He remarked, seeing the Truth Card “Well, let’s see.”

            “What’s it say?” Lorelei asked after a pause.

            “Whether or not I had sexual feelings for a member of my family,” Lance considered. “If it weren’t for current circumstances, I’d say that I’ve fantasized about you, Lorelei, and Clair as well…”

            “You’re related to Lance?”

            “I’m his second cousin… so it’s not that bad, but Clair’s his first cousin, and practically his younger sister.”

            “Lance, you’re sick!” Brock exclaimed. * Was Clair hot? Oh yes, I remember her… cute leotard… mm… *

            “Fantasy isn’t reality.” Lance replied curtly, putting the card down. “Ash? Your turn again…”

            Ash was considerably nervous as he picked up the dice. This was not looking good…

 

End Chapter

Completed 4/27/05

Ash: …

Lance: …

Phantomness: Couldn’t resist, mate!

Kairo: At least it’s funny in parts, right?

 

Current status: Misty is on 6, Ash is on square 8, Lorelei is on square 9, Brock is on square 13, Lance is on square 17, and Bruno is out of the game for now. He was on square 11…