Man, it’s hard keeping track of things. I’m getting confused…

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Notes: <> for telepathy, ** for thoughts, italics if a pokemon talks

Ash is a girl. For now!

Chapter 3

 

            Ash decided that the faster the game ended, the faster he could get back to normal, so he took both red and black dice and tossed them.

            Seven…

            Pikachu hopped to square fifteen.

            “Truth or Dare?”

            “Mm… Dare.” Ash groaned inwardly. Whatever the Dare was, it couldn’t be good… wait a minute…

            “All right! Lucky~!” Ash cheered. “Lance, I’m freezing your turn this time! I can’t let you win; otherwise I’d be stuck like this.”

            “You do have to kiss me first.” Lance pointed out.

            Ash shrugged, as she turned to her right and… hesitated. “Er… I’ve never kissed anyone before…”

            “You want a demonstration?”

            “That would help.” She said in a small voice.

            Lance smirked. “Very well,” He scooped Ash into his lap, slid his arms around her waist, and then pressed his lips firmly to hers…

Ash inhaled slightly after a moment, and as soon as her mouth opened, his tongue entered and began to explore the moist cavern of her mouth.

            She could taste him… faintly cool, like sugared ice… her tongue moved against his, and to her embarrassment, she could feel her bare torso against his clothed chest, and what kind of material was his shirt made out of, because it was so soft against her breasts… eek! Stopping that train of thought right now!

            The Pallet Trainer hastily broke off the kiss and returned to her seat a few paces away, beet red.

            Brock considered catcalling, but decided perhaps it wasn’t good in the current circumstances, so he’d better not.

           

            Misty scooped up the dice and tossed them both. They sailed through the air, rolling a six, and sending her to square twelve, where she drew a Dare card.

            “What, again?” She sighed as she removed her yellow bikini top – and caught Brock’s attention as he realized that she hadn’t been wearing a bra underneath. He hastily tore his eyes away before she malleted him.

            “You got ‘remove one article of your clothing, not pants or bra’ again?”

            Misty nodded morosely.

            Meanwhile, Brock was considering. Misty hadn’t grown much, but at least she was starting to fill out…

            He took the dice from her and rolled. A ten!

            He shot to square twenty-three and drew a Truth card.

 

            “Answer one question from any of the other players?”

            Lorelei shot Lance a look, and he nodded.

            “Go ahead.”

            “I’ll be asking the question then,” Lorelei smirked. “Why did you try to get your tongue down my throat earlier?”

            “I was attracted to you?”

            That seemed reasonable, and Lorelei was about to take her turn when the ominous pink smoke billowed out again.

            Liar!

 

            Brock’s Onix was sent to join Bruno’s Machamp in the Dungeon area, as Brock himself also vanished. Lorelei froze, as moans began coming from the game board.

            “I don’t want to hear!” Ash clapped her hands over her ears. Well, now that all the boys were gone – except Lance, but still… Lance wasn’t ogling her…

            She’d rather cover her ears at this point.

            Lorelei looked slightly green as she rolled a single die. Better be wary now…

            A four.

            She moved to square thirteen.

            “Truth card’ Misty handed her the top card.

            Lorelei nodded. This she could handle. “Out of chocolate syrup, whipped cream, maple syrup, and caramel sauce, I’d have to say my favorite was whipped cream.” Nothing too damaging there

           

            As Bruno was still absent, and Lance’s turn had been skipped, it was back to Ash again. She took two dice in hand and rolled a nine.

            Pikachu moved to square twenty-four.

            “Damn, I got the spinner again?” Ash was not happy!

            “Looks like it.” Misty said condescendingly. “On the bright side, maybe you’ll get to change back?”

            “Somehow I don’t think this game has everyone’s best interests at heart.” Lorelei sighed.

            Lance did not reply. His eyes were closed for some reason. Had he fallen asleep?

            No, that did not seem like it…

 

            Ash spun…

            And cursed as the spinner landed on Return to Start and that was where Pikachu was teleported. Misty laughed.

            “Looks like your luck has run out. My turn.”

            She rolled the dice, both of them… time to seize her advantage and move forwards, with two players down…

            A five… to square seventeen!

            “Truth card…”

            “Who was your first crush? That’s easy. His name was Jason and he was the lifeguard at our local pool… I was only six though…”

            Ash gagged.

            “Oh, shut up. I bet yours is worse.”

            “Not telling!” Ash said, as Misty handed Lorelei the dice.

 

            Lorelei rolled both dice, netting a 9… and moved to square twenty-two. Let’s see what this is…

            Her eyes widened.

            “That bad, Lorelei?” Lance asked.

            Lorelei gritted her teeth, reminding herself that it was just a game…. Just a game… and then she turned to Misty and began kissing her stomach. After fifteen seconds, she stopped and heaved a sigh of relief.

            “… You had to kiss someone’s stomach for fifteen seconds?” Ash asked in confusion.

            “No, some part of the body between waist and neck.” Lorelei explained. Luckily, Misty had been exceedingly ticklish and not… done anything to get Lorelei to move her lips to another position. Yes, it was very lucky.

            “I see… Lance, your turn!”

           

            The leader of the Elite nodded as he rolled a seven and advanced to square twenty-four.

            “Looks like I’ve got the Spinner as well…”

            He spun…

 

End Chapter

Completed 4/27/05

Lance is on square 24, Lorelei is on 22, Misty is on 17, poor Ash is back at the starting line, and Bruno and Brock are otherwise occupied!

Brock was on 23, Bruno on 11