Another chapter! *Grabs plotbunny* Thou shalt not escape me!!!

Started 6/8/04

Disclaimer: Pokemon belongs to Satoshi Tajiri, Nintendo, Game FREAK, 4kids, Shogakukan Comics, and a whole lot of other companies. This is non-profit, non-copyright infringing fanfic that I wrote so it belongs to me.

Notes: <> for telepathy, ** for thoughts, italics if a pokemon talks

Anime pokemon universe – Ash and Pink

Phantomness’s pokemon universe: Red/Satoshi and Lance

Chapter 2

“What are you doing?” Ash cried. Lugia immediately calmed down, seeing his Chosen one.

Dark Lugia landed next to Lance. < So, my Chosen, this is the universe Serebii wishes us to eradicate. >

< Hai, Lugia-san. >

< Well then, let’s begin. >

Red took out his badges, laid them out in a circle. Lance smiled. “Activate special ability!”

Instantly, his eyes burned golden as the badges circled around him, channeling the power through him and into Lugia.

The Dark pokemon roared, destruction waves spreading over the land.

< IMPOSTER! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! > Lugia demanded.

Dark Lugia glared. < My duty. >

< I WILL STOP YOU! >

< Darkness beats light in this case, dear. But I’ll play with you in a second. >

Misty and Tracey stared in horror.

“What _are_ they?”

“Chosen,” Red said mildly, as he watched Raikou and Entei leap out of the mirror next. “Careful you two, this is ocean.”

The two dark-types laughed.

We know, but we’re dark-types now.

We don’t need to fear anything.

Yes, I see… Red nodded. < But do be careful. >

< Oh, we will. Off to Johto! >

Suicune joined them and sped off at the same time.

“This! This! This is impossible!” Tracey gasped.

“STOP!” Misty yelled. It was time to use – the trick that always worked on Ash! She tried to mallet Red, but her mallet hit air and shattered.

Red’s fingers stopped glowing, as a psychic shield went down. “You really are weak…”

“SHUT UP!”

“Hmm, seems a lot like the one in mine too, but I beat her fair and square.” Red smiled. “Well then…”

“Oh no you don’t.”

“But Lance-chan!” He wailed.

“That happens _later_.”

Red sighed. “All right, all right, I’ll wait. By the way, have the three arrived yet?”

Lance paused, Dark Lugia shielding him from another Aeroblast. < Hai. They flew off as well. >

< Then let destruction reign! > Red cheered.

<… That sounded random. > Dark Lugia muttered.

Just then, another psychic beam headed for them.

< Who dares? > A growl.

Reinfrocements had arrived, but was it soon enough?

Lance’s eyes glowed, a shield of dark energy going up. < Ah, Mewtwo… >

< Who are you?! >

< Why, just a random passerby. > The Dragon Master said sarcastically. < You may call me Lance Dragyn, Champion of the Elite Four. >

< Impossible! >

< I’m afraid that with multiverse lines, it’s very possible. Oh… Red, you want to take care of him. >

“Why me”

< I’ll explain later, besides, I have to direction Lugia. >

< In that case… >

Red grinned. < Mewtwo, meet Myuutsuu. >

< Huh? >

What looked like a mewtwo with black feathery wings emerged.

Mewtwo attacked, and Myuutsuu attacked as well, as the battle was joined. Somewhere along the line, the real 3 legendary birds showed up and fought their dark counterparts.

It seemed a tie, except that the earth was crumbling as they battled. Ash gasped in horror. “NO! YAMETE! STOP!”

“If Lugia fights, he can’t heal at the same time.” Lance said offhandedly. “Pity, that… not that I care, do I?”

Dark Lugia chuckled. < Pity now, Chosen. >

< No. > Lance said darkly, sparkles of ice fire dancing on his fingertips. < Sheer Cold. >

The attack wiped out two legendary pokemon, as Misty hid behind Tracey, afraid for her life.

They weren’t dead, just fainted. Well, being fainted meant unable to battle as well, and in the dire situation at hand, that… could be problematic.

< Hakuryuu! Dragonair! Now! >

It began to hail.

The only pokemon not affected was Articuno, which was a real pity. The balance tipped off its fulcrum.

The next thing Ash knew was a flash of darkness and then he and Misty and Tracey were alone.

“What’s happening now?”

“I don’t know, why are you asking me?” Tracey demanded. “This is too weird for my taste!”

They could not do much _but_ watch.

< Nani? Why are we leaving so soon, Lance-chan. >

The trainer smirked. < We just tipped their balance. There is nothing else needed, so… >

< Ah… >

< So why waste energy? > Dark Honou asked. < Oh well, I was looking forwards to a good fight. >

< Do you think this will happen again? > Dark Suicune asked.

< Oh, who knows. Serebii is Serebii. >

< Indeed. I’m just glad we’re not dead. > Red nodded.

< That’s very important! >

< So now what? >

< Get back to work on you Spanish book report. >

Red scowled. < Meanie. >

Lance chuckled. < Think what you want, little one. You still owe me… > He smiled coyly, as Red blushed.

< Hentai~! >

WHEE!

End of this twisted fic!

Completed 6/9/04