Episode 2! Yes, I do realize that these are pretty short. Your point is?

Disclaimer: Shadow owns neither Bishoujo Senshi Sailor Moon nor Pokemon. Sailor Moon belongs to Naoko Takeuchi, Kodansha, DIC, etc. Pokemon belongs to Nintendo, 4Kids, Shogakukan comics, Hasbro, etc.

Note: This series is based on a mix of anime and manga, okay?

Part 2: Destiny? What? Sailor Umbreon appears!

Misty was backing away from a monster. There was no other way to describe it. It was vaguely human-shaped, with brown skin and snaky black hair. On Misty’s throat was a necklace growing with a blue light.

“Stop!” Ashline cried.

“Who goes there?” The monster growled.

Ashline blinked, then shrugged as she crossed her arms in a super heroine pose. “I am Sailor Eevee, the Champion of Love and Justice! In the name of the moon, I will punish you!”

Lance sweatdropped. So did the monster. But then it shrugged. “ATTACK!” From out of the shadows came several (actually a lot) of women, all wearing the same necklace as Misty, only their eyes were completely blank.

They all rushed at Ashline, who barely managed to jump out of the way.

“What do I do?” Ashline shouted to the Umbreon.

It shrugged. “I don’t know.”
“What?!”

“Here, let me help.” Lance said with a sigh. “Dragonite, use Slam!” Dragonite appeared and immediately slammed into the women in front.

“No! Wait! You can’t hurt innocent people like that!” Umbreon shouted.

“Then how am I supposed to help?”

Umbreon sighed and threw something to Lance. “Here, try this. It might help you.” Lance shrugged and put on the silver dragon mask. Instantly, his clothes changed into a dark blue cloak over a black bodysuit, silver armor, and black boots. His blonde hair darkened to a crimson red color, and his blue eyes dilated to yellow.

“Thanks.” Lance said as he charged up a Hyper Beam. The attack blasted into most of the women, knocking them out.

“Now what?” Ashline asked. Then she eeped as one of the women landed on top of her. What made the situation worse was that the woman must have weighed at least three hundred pounds.

“GET OFF!” Ashline shouted. The stone in her tiara flashed, and the woman fell off, sleeping soundly.

“Okay, if that works… Moonlight Flash!” Ashline shouted. Soon, all the people who hadn’t been K.O.’d were now snoring. Misty had fainted earlier.

“So what do I do now?”

The Umbreon cleared its throat. “I believe you shout, Moon Tiara Magic.”

“What? That sounds stupid.”

“Well, too bad.”

Ashline sighed and cleared her throat. “Moon – tiara – magic!”

Nothing happened.

“We just have to kill it, right?” Lance asked.

“Yes, why?”

“That’s easy.” Lance said, as he formed a blade of steel energy and stabbed the monster through the chest.

The monster shrieked, but didn’t die.

Ashline looked frustrated. Finally, she touched her tiara and it changed into a throwing star. “Moon Star Boomerang!” The weapon shot at the monster and cut its head off. For a few tense seconds, nothing happened, but than the monster turned into a pile of sparkling gray dust.

Both Ashline and Lance sighed in relief, before teleporting off.

Umbreon sniffed a bit at the rude humans and ran out to find them. “Come back, you two! You must fulfill your destiny!”

“This has got to be the freakiest thing that has ever happened to me.” Ashline said, as they sat in Lance’s room, the door barricaded against potential dangers, i.e., a psycho Umbreon.

“Tell me.” Lance said as he took off the mask. As soon as it happened, the mask changed instead into a silver key with a moon on top. And as Ashline ‘de-transformed’, following the instructions written on the back of her locket, she found that the locket itself was also changing, into a golden key surmounted with wings and a star.

“And the situation just got stranger…”

“Oh well, at least I can always use this when I’m in trouble.” Lance said, tucking the key away. * Sheesh, I’m a Dragon Master, but nobody respects that… I have my own powers, you know. *

A few minutes later, the door crashed open. Ashline looked up, startled, from where she was sitting at Lance’s desk finishing her biology assignment, clad in a one of his oversized t-shirts, that weird ‘de-transformation’ had apparently done something to her clothes.

Lance looked up from where he was polishing a pair of elegant-looking silver and blue daggers, sprawled out on his bed.

Garina blinked. “Eh… wrong room! Sorry! I swear, first talking Umbreons and now this…I didn’t see anything!” She immediately backed away from the door. “If you two are together its nothing to me! Really!”

“Did you say talking Umbreons?” Ashline asked slowly as she got up.

“Yes! It’s after me! I swear, I must be going crazy…”

And that was when the ‘Talking Umbreon’ walked in.

“Okay, you!” Ashline said, grabbing the Umbreon by the ears. “What in the world is wrong with this locket? When I try to change back, my clothes disappear!”

Umbreon turned pink.

“Aha! I knew it! You hentai pokemon! You just wanted to see me in my underwear, didn’t you!”

“No! I swear that it was an accident!”

“Some accident! I just followed the directions on the back! And then it turned into a key and that’s when my clothes vanished!”

Ashline got ready to attack Umbreon when he hid behind Garina.

“Allow me.” Lance said calmly as he picked up the Umbreon. “All right then, talk now or else I’ll use my Dragon Daggers on you.”

Umbreon eeped.

“I mean it.”

“Okay, okay! But it’s a long, boring story! Are you sure you want to know?”

“YES!”

“Okay. A long time ago, in a kingdom far, far away…”

Umbreon was cut off as Garina malleted him.

“Get to the point! And I want to know where this magic glowy pen is from.”

“Ahem! Once upon a time, there was a princess of the earth and a prince of the moon.”

“And?”

“Well, they were in love, but then this freaky dark lady decided to break them up, so she killed the princess and her five protectors, known as the ‘Sailor Senshi’, and the queen of earth sent them to be reborn!”

“…And?”

“As Sailor Eevee, you have to find the princess!”

Lance’s eye twitched. “This is possibly one of the most clichéd stories I have heard in my life”

“But it’s true!” Umbreon protested, looking indignant. “You, Garina! You are Sailor Umbreon!”

“…. What?”

“Just shout ‘Saturn planet power!’” Umbreon bubbled.

Garina shrugged. “Hey, if this is just a freaky dream, I’m all for it. Saturn planet power!”

The pen glowed as she was covered by an expanse of black-lighted ribbons. When she reappeared, she wore a black sailor fuku with red bows, and her forehead gem was black. She had black boots that went up her calves, with a golden ring around each ankle, and her gloves were black with two golden rings around the wrists. Her brown hair was pulled back into two pigtails, like bunny ears.

“…”

“I feel stupid.” Garina muttered.

“But see! That proves my point!” Umbreon shouted excitedly.

“So… basically we have to go around fighting in these skimpy uniforms to save the world from an evil villain?” Gary asked.

“Yes.”

“I hate my life.” Ashline muttered.

End Episode 2!

Well, I liked it! ^_^ I always wanted to have a reluctant group of senshi. And its fun!