And yet another chapter arises

Disclaimer: Pokemon belongs to Nintendo and Shogakukan Comics. This is non-profit, non-copyright infringing fanfiction that I wrote and I own.

 

Timeline: 2 months

Chapter 7: Dangerous Dating Games

 

            Winfield had run off again, and was now trying to locate the remaining three protectors.

            He still did not know where the princess was either.

            It was very annoying, plus his little group did not seem to enjoy their jobs. There had been six other youma attacks, none very difficult.

            At least they were getting a bit stronger.

            Soon, he spotted a prospect, and followed her home.

 

            Rachel yawned as she fed her pokemon their dinners. “How are you all?”

            Happy replies came from all, and she nodded, before kicking off her shoes and flopping onto the terrycloth couch.

            “Ugh… what a day…”

            That was when Winfield came in.

            “You must be the talking Umbreon Ashline warned me about…” Rachel said warily.

            “This will all go much easier if you just accept your duty!” Umbreon preached.

            Rachel yawned. “Yeah right. Call me later if you can prove it.”

            Angered, Winfield did a flip, as a white pen fell out. “Just hold it up and shout Venus Planet Power!”

            Rachel complied, but nothing happened.

            “YES! I’m not some crazy girl running around in a short skirt!” She cheered. “Goodbye Umbreon!”

            And with that, she pushed him out the door and locked it.

 

            “I-I don’t understand…” Winfield stuttered. “I thought she was a sailor senshi.”

            He began to cry large, sniffling tears.

            “Oh, can it.” A voice broke in.

            Winfield turned and saw another girl, this one albeit older. This one had a cold expression on her face.

            “I hate dark pokemon.” She said, before she walked away.

            He had the good sense not to chase Agatha.

 

           

            At the Plateau, the group of four was eating sandwiches and watching Professor Oak’s pokemon sow, when Winfield returned, muddy and disheveled.

            “Hello, hentai Umbreon.”

            “QUIT CALLING ME THAT!” Winfield yelled.

            The quartet laughed and continued their consumption.

            “So, Lance, um…”

            “Yes?” Lance asked, looking at Ashline.

            Garina and Misty both grabbed Ashline so she couldn’t run. “Remember, you promised…”

            “W-will you go out with me?” Ash squeaked in a tiny voice.

 

            Lance looked confused. “Why wouldn’t I?”

            “SUCCESS!” Misty yelled. “Misty’s matchmaking services works again!”

            “But its not 100% foolproof. You wanted to pair me up with Falkner once.” Garina put in.

            “That was before I really got good at this.” Misty continued to dance around.

            Lance took Ash’s arm and steered her outside before a brawl erupted.

            Or a catfight

 

            The next day, Misty was on her computer, checking the survey results she had sent to help pair up more people.

            “Aha… this boy matches Garina’s by ninety percent. That’s a good enough margin. I’m sure she’ll appreciate me setting her up on this blind date.” Misty said happily. “I just love helping people.”

            Two days later, Garina went on a date with Fred.

 

            Now, Fred was a dashing blonde with chocolate eyes, who adored earth-type pokemon just like Garina, but for some reason, she felt herself unable to feel anything but repulsion for him.

            The walk in the park together wasn’t bad, but…

            Afterwards he had wanted to share a drink, but she had claimed a cold and thus evaded the possible sharing of germs.

            Still, the date hadn’t ended too badly.

 

            Garina sighed as she kicked off her shoes inside her room and collapsed at her desk. “Man, that was exhausting…”

            “Hi.” Winfield said.

            Garina threw a ball of wadded up paper at him. “Why are you in my room? Trying to peep on me?”

            “N-no!” Winfield complained.

            “Then just be quiet and leave me alone.”

            “But your date was from the Dark Kingdom!”

            “…What?”

 

            “And he’s breaking your window in right now!” Winfield said quickly, before he scurried out the pokemon flap at her door. True enough, a minute later, the window shattered and a black bulgy glop of shadow climbed in.

            “Saturn Planet Power.” Garina muttered, quickly transforming.

 

            She Silence blasted it, but not much happened.

            Shrugging, Sailor Umbreon ran down the halls, as the galloping slug chased her.

            It wasn’t an ideal dating scheme at all.

            “MISTY! THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT!”

            A few seconds later, Misty’s door opened and Sailor Vaporeon jumped out to help Sailor Umbreon. “I’m sorry!”

            “That’s why I don’t do blind dates!” Sailor Umbreon yelled, as she used another Silence Blast.

            “Mermaid’s Enchantment!”

            The attacks sent the slug reeling back some more.

            A minute later, Ashline as Sailor Eevee jumped out of her room and finished the monster off with moon star boomerang, before all of them scattered to the winds.

            “I wonder who’ll clean that mess up.” Lance wondered.

            That night, the cleanup crew had a hard time dealing with the fine layer of pink dust over the whole area.

 

End Chapter!

Created 3/14/03

Completed 4/12/03