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Disclaimer: Pokemon belongs to Nintendo and Shogakukan Comics. Sailor Moon belongs to Naoko Takeuchi.

Notes: <> for telepathy, ** for thoughts, italics if a pokemon talks

Warning: Gender switching via transformations

Chapter 2

 

            “Crescent Kick!”

            The monster screamed and puddled in a lovely clump of gooey stuff. Lance detransformed and waited.

            It had been about two weeks. Since then, there had been three monster attacks.

            “Solar, why are they attacking?”

            “Well, it’s a little complicated.” The Persian said, stretching. “Some say it is because monsters are drawn to the energy from living people.”

            “So they suck out their energy?”

            “That would be correct…”

            “And I have to fight them and save people’s lives?”

            Persian nodded.

            Lance sighed. * I don’t even like people… *

            However, he wasn’t going to tell Persian that, oh no. No, he was simply going to… deal with it.

            After all, the power was his now, right?

            Lovely power.

            He liked power… even his new form wasn’t much of an impediment. Plus, it made him stronger. The moon would carry over…

            Excellent…

            “And this is for my entire life?”

            “Unless you get rid of all the monsters, first, yes.”

            “Then I’ll try my best to do just that…”

            “Huh?”

            “I don’t want to be fighting monsters when I’m an old man…” Lance shuddered at the thought.

            Persian nodded. “Oh...”

            “So come on, let’s go…”

            And off they went.

 

            Lance’s eyes glinted silver with sharp moonlight as she jumped from building to building, checking.

            “Do you think this will work?”

            “Why not? I’ve already found four.”

            “Point taken.”

            It was very lucky that a Crescent Kick was sufficient to kill them. Lance frowned, suddenly feeling a tingly feeling.

            Blue sparkles fell around her head.

            “Congratulations! You advanced to Level 3!”

            “Do I learn a new attack?”

            “Not yet, but you will soon.”

            “That’s good…”

            Lance had the feeling that when she used Crescent kick, the monsters were trying to look at her… Eew.

            Bad thoughts!

            She decided she didn’t need healing yet. Scanning, she jumped into a building quietly.

            The scene that met her eyes left her blushing.

            She hadn’t known about the hentai versions…

            Lance quickly used another Crescent Kick. “You okay?”

            The boy stood up shakily. “H-hai… I think so. Who are you?”

            “I’m the Moon Warrior of course!” Lance winked. “Are you all right?”

            He nodded.

            “Well then, I’ve taken care of the monster. Take care of yourself!” In a flash of silver light, she jumped out the window.

            Ash Ketchum stared after her. “Sugoi…”

            Who do you think she was? Pikachu asked as he freed himself from the coat of slime he had been immersed in.

            “No idea.”

            She was pretty though…

            Ash nodded, blushing. “Yes, she was…” He couldn’t help but notice that she had nice legs…

            Ack! Bad thoughts! She just saved your life and you’re thinking about sex? Bad Ash!
            Still… she was very pretty.

            He quickly showered, washing away the noxious yellow slime that the monster had been composed of.

            Actually, he thought it had been trying to eat him, but oh well…

 

            After about five more monsters, Lance and Persian went back to Indigo Plateau.

            “You’re almost level 4.”

            “So what new move do I learn?”

            “Oh, I’ll let you find out yourself.” Persian said with a sly wink.

            Lance frowned, but nodded.

            The next morning, he had a League meeting, so he couldn’t go monster hunting until later.

            “…”

            “You don’t like it?”

            “I hate you…” Lance muttered. “That’s such a sick move…”

            “Why?”

            “If it were a pokemon attack I wouldn’t mind, but still… Rose Dance?”

            “What’s wrong?”

            “What’s wrong?” Lance repeated incredulously. “I look like a cheap slut in this outfit! And the moves!”

            “Er, I can’t do anything about the uniform…”

            Lance scowled. “Yuck.”

 

            Rose Dance involved something that looked disturbingly like lap dancing…

            He wouldn’t use it again.

            This was getting worse and worse… he’d better kill all those monsters quickly… wait a minute…

            A small smirk crossed Lance’s face. Well, why not? This form might prove to be useful after all…

            Persian snoozed.

            Lance closed his eyes as he fell asleep, still in transformed form. His mind busily ticked away at the possibilities…

 

End Chapter

Completed 8/21/04

ß Phantomness is a hentai