Title: Two of a Kind
Author: Nephitari Champion and Shadow/Phantomness
Pairing: Championshipping (Lance x Red)
Fandom: Pokémon
Rating: NC-17
Disclaimer: Pokemon belongs to Nintendo and Shogakukan Comics. Ranma ½ belongs to Rumiko Takahashi. This non-profit, non-copyright infringing fanfiction belongs to us under international copyright laws and taking it is plagiarism. Thank you. *Phantomness and Neph bow*

Notes: <> for telepathy, ** for thoughts, italics if a pokemon talks

Warnings: Genderbending, het, shoujo-ai

The rain was pouring down when the doorbell rang. Red went to open it, wondering who it was. It was a thoroughly drenched girl with red hair, wearing a heavy traveling backpack.

“Are you ok? Come in out of the rain!”

Lance sneezed, before she walked in. "H-Hi... I’m sorry to impose like this..."

“It's fine, why don't you get out of those clothes and take a shower? It’s up the stairs, second door on the right.”

"Really?" The girl looked uncomfortable. "Thanks..." She slowly went upstairs. She carefully closed the shower door before stepping into the hot water with a blissful sigh.

Lance shook his head. Stupid rain! He hated his curse sometimes... but at other times, it was quite fun to play with.

At least he had made it to the Nakamura residence. He wondered if Bruno had told Red about their engagement.

Red shook her head and put a bathrobe next to the sink. "I'm letting you borrow my bathrobe." She told her guest as she left the room. Luckily, the shower was steamed up so

"Thanks, Red." Lance said. Red blinked. The girl’s voice sounded deeper. Maybe it was just her imagination?

Lance finished his shower and then turned the water cold for a second, changing back into a girl. He put on a long t-shirt and panties and went downstairs.

"Feeling better?" Red asked.

"Very much." Lance smiled at Red. "Is your father Bruno home?"

Red flushed slightly as she looked at her guest. She was sure big... and that long t-shirt didn't quite cover the panties she was wearing.

"He's out training... If you had arrived this morning..."

Lance sighed. "Oh. I see. I'm sorry. I haven't properly introduced myself yet. I'm Lance Dragyn."

"I'm Red Nakamura."

Lance smiled. "I’m pleased to meet you, Red."

"So, how do you know my father?" Red asked, curious.

"His father and mine trained together for several years."

"Ah... My father will be gone for at least a month..."

Lance looked down into her teacup. "I shouldn't stay here then..."

“No! It's fine!”

“Are you sure?” Lance hesitated.

Red nodded. "I'm on my own a lot... Father is always taking training trips..." Red looked down and away in sorrow. "He has been like this since Mother died. He always tells me I look just like her. Maybe that’s why he wants to avoid me."

The redheaded girl frowned.

"It gets lonely here on my own..." Tears were filling her eyes.

Lance would have liked to stay, but her curse...

"Besides," Red smiled. "We're both girls. Let's be friends!"

The trainer didn't know if she should tell Red about her curse. Maybe she should wait a few days first...

Red was looking at Lance hopefully.

"If you don't mind..." Lance demurred. "I would love to be friends with you, Red."

Her lips curved up in a giant smile. “Wow, really?”

“Yes,” The other replied.

Red hugged her. She blushed slightly when their tits squished together. She quickly thought of something else. "Ah! Would you like some cookies?"

"Sure."

Red went to the kitchen and came back with a plate of raspberry oatmeal cookies. Lance took one and bit into it.

"These are delicious, Red. Did you make them?"

Red nodded, a slight blush on her face. She didn't know why. Maybe she was just so lonely that she was overreacting? She really didn't know what to think.

Afterwards, she and Lance chatted a bit. Red was very surprised to learn that Lance had been traveling and training since she was six years old.

“That's cool! Father didn't want to train me at first.”

“Why would he do that?” Lance asked.

"He thought I would slow him down..."

Lance looked sympathetic. "I see." Her Father, Chuck, had been horribly cruel most of the time. She had been secretly glad when he had died in a car accident two months ago.

“I showed him, though, I trained at night for months before he said he would test me and I beat him badly. But then mother died almost a year ago. That's when his trips started...”

"Well, I'm glad you proved yourself." Lance smiled. "My father always acted like training me was a waste of time."

"Oh dear. You poor girl... You must have always beaten him, ne?"

"Well, yes." Lance admitted. "But his training was very painful." She didn't even want to think about the c-c-cats...

At that moment, one of Red's foxes raced in.

Lance stared, before seeing the ears. "I-Is that an Eevee?"

"Yeah, is something wrong?"

"N-No." At least it wasn't a Meowth...

Red looked down. "What do you need Vee?"

Vee wagged her tail. I'm hungry. So are Poliwrath and Primeape...

"Ok, what About Aeroy?" Red stood and went to the counter to prepare the poke food.

He's hungry too.

"Alright..."

Lance released her pokemon too. She had a Dragonair, an Aerodactyl, a Medicham and a Lucario. She went to the counter and helped her set out all the bowls.

"I'll make dinner."

Red smiled. "You don't have to..."

"I want to." Lance reassured her.

The younger girl shrugged, and went to feed her pokemon. She walked out into the backyard. "DINNER! Aeroy, Poli, Primeape, come and get it!"

Vee had followed her out. Her pokemon gathered around, happy that food was here.

When Red walked inside twenty minutes later, she found that Lance had finished preparing dinner. The rice was steaming, and there was a dish of dry-cooked string beans, a dish of fried chicken in tangy orange sauce, and shrimp in a ginger sauce.

Lance was a good cook – after all, she had done all the cooking while on their journey, and Chuck had 'leant' her to a restaurant owner for six months in exchange for free meals.

“It smells really good!”

"I'm glad." Lance said. She set out the chopsticks. "Well, itadakimasu."

Red began to eat. It was so tasty! She brightened. “You're a wonderful cook.”

"I'm glad you think so. My father always griped about me being too girly."

Red blinked. What a strange thing to say about his own daughter...

Lance took another bite, smiling strangely.

Red rolled her eyes, before trying to strike up a conversation. "So, what hobbies do you have?"

Lance blinked. "Well, I like to read and train my pokemon... and cook, sometimes. I'm not that bad of a cook..."

Red blinked. Lance didn't seem girly at all. "I don't think you're girly at all..."

"Thanks, Red."

"So, you want to go shopping sometime?" Red asked, before she blushed again. * Why do I feel so strongly about Lance? I just met her! *

Red looked up when she heard a screech.

Lance looked up too. There was a Golbat in their room. It dropped a scroll on the table.

"A challenger?" Red blinked. She quickly opened the scroll. "Oh great... Samurai's challenging me again..."

"Samurai?"

"He's this kid at school."

"Why is he challenging you?"

Red buried her face in her hands. "He wants to date me."

Lance narrowed her eyes. "Are you engaged?"

"What do you mean?" Red blinked.

“Well, why don't you want to date him?”

"Because he's delusional and stupid," She sighed. That was just the tip of the iceberg. Moreover, he would probably two-time her while spouting poetry about how it was his ‘divine right’. She shuddered.

“Do tell,” Her friend grinned.

“He thinks he's some great hero and hits on all pretty girls. I doubt he could stay true to just one.” Red shook her head.

At this, Lance looked disgusted. "What a pig."

Red nodded. "Lance, what did you mean by engaged?"

“Nothing!” She said. “Forget I mentioned it…”

Red looked at her suspiciously. "I'll just find out when Father gets home..."

"It’s just that, if I were a boy, I would be your fiancé." Lance sighed.

Red blinked. "I wish you were one..."

Lance goggled at her. "Why on earth?"

"Because then Samurai would have to stop hitting on me. Plus, I really like you..." She glanced down into her soup bowl.

"We just met, Red..."

"Does it matter?"

"Shouldn't it?" The dragon trainer wasn't sure how to deal with Red being so forward. It was quite strange.

Red looked up at the other girl. "Father told me that my fiancée would arrive sometime today!"

“He did?”

"Did he what?"

"Well, I'm obviously not a boy." Lance said. * I can’t tell her about the curse. Not yet… *

"I don't care." Red sniffed. "No matter what I do, Samurai won't back off! I really want him to leave me alone. He said the only way he would is if I came to school with a ring on my finger or a boy..." Red was on the verge of crying.

Lance felt her heart throb painfully. She wanted to help, but she didn't trust Red enough to reveal her secret yet.

Slowly, Lance put her hand over Red's.

Red looked up at her, startled.

"If it's a ring he wants... we can get it tomorrow."

Red gave the other girl a watery smile. "Thank you, Lance... I'm glad you're willing to go shopping with me..."

She had noticed that Lance didn't seem to have any girl's clothes. She was only wearing a really long t-shirt, after all.

"You can borrow one of my school uniforms tomorrow."

“Thanks, Red.”

Red looked out the back window. "Aww... isn't that cute..."

Lance blinked, and noticed their Aerodactyls huddled together.

"Isn't it Lance?" Red looked at her.

The red-haired girl smiled. "Yes, it is."

They cleared up the dishes and then went to bed. Lance went to the guest room and unpacked her backpack. It was a good thing she had secretly bought panties at a convenience store. She didn't want to explain why she wore boy's underwear...

"You can have this room. Mine is just across the hall."

"Thank you, Red." Lance said.

Red couldn't believe how little Lance had. Had her father never let her go shopping?

"Why do you have so little, Lance? Did your father never let you shop?"

"Father?" Lance blinked. "No, he didn't ever take me shopping."

"Then I'm going to take you shopping after school. You need more things." Red concluded. "I don't really like to shop but I need some things so..."

"All right." Lance said. After they had brushed their teeth, they went to bed.

Red lay in bed, wondering why she liked Lance so much.

Her Father had told her that she would like her fiancé as soon as they began to interact... But Lance was a girl...

Still... Red blushed.

Could... Could something have happened to her fiancée to turn him into a girl...? It sounded crazy, but maybe. Her fiancée was the heir of the Dragonic School of Pokemon and Martial Arts... Maybe she should ask Lance?

She got wet just thinking about her. Red whimpered as she began to finger herself. What was wrong with her? At this rate she'd need to go to the bathroom to take care of her problem. She sighed and got up. She went into the bathroom and turned the water on so Lance wouldn't hear her as she masturbated furiously. She finally leaned against the tub, gasping.

She sighed in relief when she came. She realized something disturbing though, it was taking longer and longer for her to come on her own...

Maybe it was time for her to find a boyfriend... But that would be cheating!

She had a feeling that only her fiancée would be able to help her...

Still, Lance was very pretty...

She didn't want to cheat on her fiancée!

Red went to bed, confused.

What was she going to do?

End Chapter

Completed 10/15/07

Yes, Red masturbates. Girls can do it as well as guys…

Red: *Hugs Lance*

Lance: *Snickers*

Phantomness: *Yawns*

I thought Samurai would be a good replacement for Kuno *Cough*!