Ritchie: Let the show begin! (WEEEEEE) Brock: In the show, we will have different sections, interviews (Me: I WANNA DO THE INTERVIEWS) your NOT in the show- (Why not?) Brock: IT’S OUR SHOW! Me:(IM WRITING THIS THING) Brock: Well TO BAD. Interviews, fan mail- (Haha what FAN mail?) Brock: Did I ask you? Me: (No but still I-) Ash: Interviews, fan mail, talking and more! So let’s begin. Brock will be the interviewer. Me: (I WANNA BE THE INTERVIEWER!!!) Ash ignores ...the person: Who is your first person to interview? (ME ME ME!) Brock: How about... (-IT’S ME-PICK ME! PICK ME! PICK ME!) Brock: Misty Waterflower! Me:(EVILNESS!!!!) Misty: Well then, what’s your first question? Me:(WHY WON’T YOU PICK ME?) Brock: What are your true feelings of twerp -er Ash? Misty: I hate him! He’s a jerk and he knows it. Always trying to ask me out but always playing pranks and being mean to Danny. Me:(LIAR!!!!! YOU WOVE ASHY POO!) Misty: I DO NOT! (DO TO) Misty: I do NOT Me:(Do TO) Misty: Do NOT times infinity. Me:(Do TO times two over ANYTHING YOU SAY SO HA!) Brock: Just ignore her, and Danny is a git anyway, so why not be him back? And we all know you like Ash and Ash likes you. Misty and Ash together: I do not! Me:(Denial) Brock: For the first time throughout this show I agree with you. Me:(WOO HOOO ONE POINT FOR XD) Brock: Your next question is, how many times have you gotten in trouble at Professor Oak’s? Me:(15 times in the past two weeks.) Brock: I didn’t ask you- WAIT FIFTEEN TIMES? COOL! What did you- *Misty clears throat* Brock: Oh sorry, Misty, your answer? Misty: Twice. Brock: No I mean throughout your five years of vacation in Pallet?. Misty: Twice. -Everyone laughs- Me:(Only two? HAHAHAHAHAHHA -over reacts-) -Everyone but...the person (Me!): *sighs*- Ritchie: Now...on to the fan mail. Remember, you can give comments, ask for advice, or questions! Ash: Here’s a letter, it reads: Dear The PokéMon trainers, Why can’t Sheikh be the interviewer? – I want to be the interviewer (Sheikh) Brock: The reason we won’t let you is because it’s MY part. Me:(You’re mean. -sniffle-) Ritchie: The next question is... Dear The PokéMon Trainers and Cleo, Me:(YEY! SOMEONE LUVS ME WHOOT!) Misty: -sigh- Brock: Just ignore her. What happened to Tracey? Why isn’t he on the talk show? Me: - Wonders where Peter is. - Me:(DIE, TRACEY, DIE DIE DIE! YOU SHALL SUFFER AHAHAHA!) Brock: For his safety he isn’t here. Me:(DIE, TRACEY, OR I SHALL SEND PENGUINS ON YOU HEHEHEHE!) -Tracey appears and suddenly a flock of penguins attack him-HELP! Me:(I WANNA BE AN INTERVIEWER!) Brock: NO IT’S MINE! Me:(MINE) Sirius: MINE! Me:(I can sing! JINGLE BELLS JINGLE BELLS JINGLE ALL THE WAY-) *Ash sticks tape on my mouth* Me:(Oh wuf fum if ish too righ in a one hoss open say HAY!) Brock: ALRIGHT! Me:(JIGGA FELLS JIGGA FELLS JIGGA ALL DA WAY! Sings with tape over mouth) Brock: ALL RIGHT YOU CAN BE THE INTERVIEWER TOMORROW! (*Pulls tape off mouth* YEY!!!!) Everyone: The end of the show! |_________________________________________________________________________|| XD Funny fanfic…YES. And as always......Well I thought it was…..HEY….REVIEW THIS , PEOPLE. |_________________|___________________________________________||______________|| Any comments and critisisim would be greatly appreciated. send `em all to : shiekhalfonso@yahoo.com jan_blazer_fire_trainer@yahoo.com