*****Chapter 6: Girl Talk*****


Melodyand Misty walked into the large garage and to the Lamborghini 
Murcielago. Ash pulled out his keyes and pushed a button on the chain to open 
the doors.
	"Nice." said Misty
	"Thanks, Misty."
	He turned the car on and backed quickly out. "That reminds me, what do 
you like to wear?" asked Ash
	"Something I can move easily in."
	"OK."
	Ash shifted the car into first and peeled out of the garage leaving two skid 
marks behind. He shifted into second once the car red lined. He finally let the car 
remain speed once he reached 55mph.
	Ash kept looking over at Misty then back to the road as soon as she 
looked over to him.
	"So what did you do with Matrix?"
	"I trained."
	"Really, in what?"
	"Everything. Fighting, driving, everything else...SHIT!"
	"What is it?" 
	"We're being chased. One of Matrix's military cars.
	A silver Lamborghini Murcielago sped up to there side. Ash looked over to 
Melody and waved. Misty rolled up her window and looked away angry as 
anyone could be. Once everyone else caught up with Ash and Melody, they 
pulled into a parking lot to get Misty her clothes.
	"Ash, why don't you and the guys go to Best Buy, it's right next door 
anyway. We'll take care of Misty, you know, get her some really cool clothes." 
said Melody grabbing Misty's arm.
	"How are you going to bring her in the store wearing prison clothes?" 
asked James
	"We'll have her wear Tracey's jacket." Melody said with a smirk on her 
face
	Tracey took off his black leather coat and handed it to Melody who then 
put it over Misty to cover her prison clothes. 
	"OK, that's good enough. We'll meet you guys back by the cars in twenty 
five minutes." Jesse said looking at her diamond watch.
	
	The three girls walked into the store and to the women's clothing. They 
each pulled out clothes that they thought looked good and were easy to move in.

	"Misty, how's this?" asked Melody 
	The outfit had a pair of baggy black leather pants with a diamond pattern 
for the crease. The top was a purple t-shirt and the outside jacket was a black 
leather one with another diamond patterned crease.
	"I'll go try it on," Misty said as she brought the ensemble into the dressing 
room, "And can you find me a pair of boots with a grip?"
	"Al right, Misty."
	Jesse and Melody split up as they looked for what they thought as would 
be a pair of military like boots. Jesse found a pair that were jet black. The boots 
had a rough grip on the bottum and the leg travelled up to about Misty's knees.
	"Mel, I think these will do."
	They brought the boots over to Misty who was still in the dressing room. 
She slid the boots under the door and waited for her to come out with her 
ensemble on. Within a matter of seconds, she came out wearing all that they had 
picked out. She even put her hair in a high ponytail and let about three-quarters 
of her hair hang straight down. She walked out of the room and modeled her new 
clothes.
	"How do you two like it?"
	"Buy it." said the two girls
	"The only thing is that I don't have any money."  Misty said with a sorry 
look on her face.
	"Don't worry about it," said Melody waving her hand as if to woosh the bil 
away, "I'll cover it."
	"Really? Wow, thanks Melody." Misty said happily.

	The three walked to the cash register and Misty still was wearing her 
outfit. 
	"Good afternoon ladies." said the clerk
	"Good afternoon." they all said back
	"Do you girls have any merchandise to buy?" asked the clerk looking for 
there clothes
	"Yes, I'm wearing it." Misty said
	"Well, I'm going to have to ring it up."
	"OK." Misty started leaning over the desk so the clerk could ring up the 
jacket and shirt. She put her boot up so the clerk could ring up the boots and sat 
on the desk so she could ring up the pants.
	"Is that everything, ladies?" asked the clerk nicely
	"Yes it is." said Melody handing the clerk her credit card.
	"The clerk added up the prices and returned Melody's credit card and 
gave her the receipt.
	"You ladies have a nice day."
	"You to." said Jesse.
	"You know, I wonder what Ash will think of your new outfit?" said Melody 
looking it over
	"What do you mean?" asked Misty (naively).
	"You know, Ash checking out your new outfit, telling you how good it looks 
on you."
	"Why would he do that?" asked Misty (again naively).
	"Well, because Jesse and James are married, they complement each 
other on clothes. Tracey and I are married; we compliment each other on clothes. 
And finally, you and Ash, who need to compliment each other on clothes."
	"But what about Karen?" asked Jesse
	"Oh God, I forgot about that FDDBBFTH." said Melody
	"Who are you talking about? And what did you call her?" asked Misty 
giggling
	"Karen Ross. Her and Ash are going steady and have been for about five 
months. Let me tell you Misty, it is so sick watching him make out with her. I can 
just see the STDs coming out of her mouth and into his. And FDDBBFTH means 
Filthy, dirty, disgusting, brutal, bottom feeding, trash bag, ho.
At least that's what everyone calls her. We think Ash is only going out with her to 
get in her pants, every other guy did who dated her. And we think that she is only 
going out with Ash so she can get in his pants, like every girl wants to do, and to 
get a spot in some field work."
	"Is she the blonde, really snobby, hates all girls?" asked Misty quickly
	"Yeah, why? Did you meet her?" asked Melody
	"Yeah, I did. She said I looked hideous and that I looked like I just got out 
of prison. She was also bitching about me breaking into NSA. So I told her that 
her spider veins make her look forty-six. Obviously she got pissed and stormed 
off."
	"She will never like you, kid." said Jesse
	"Who gives a shit? Besides, if anyone was her friend, she would have to 
be a slut, just like Karen." said Melody laughing.
	
	As the girls approached the cars they heard the guys talking but couldn't 
see them. They walked around to the driver sides of the cars and saw the guys 
sitting in their cars talking about the latest gossip.
	"Hey, have you guys heard about what happened to Karen?" asked Ash
	"No, what happened?"
	"I guess she was trying to help some new girl in the building, and the chick 
started spazzing at her. She was saying Karen had spider veins that made her 
look forty-six years old."
	"Really? That's awesome!" said Tracey laughing.
	Ash gave Tracey a 'what did you just say' look. Tracey stopped laughing, 
"So was she mad?" asked Tracey, now serious again
	"Hell yeah, she says she's going to get that FDDBBFTH as soon as she 
can."
	"Hey, we call her a FDDBBFTH." said Melody
	The guys quickly turned to them.
	"Yeah, and besides, the girl that pissed off the slut, that was Misty!" 
Melody said laughing and walking over to give Tracey and James a double high-
five.
	"What, that was Misty?" asked Ash angrily
	"Yeah, that was me, Ketchum. And the story you told, was as accurate as 
Homer Simpson shooting a sniper rifle after spending an hour at Moe's Tavern."
	"Oh! That was awesome!" yelled Tracey laughing.
	
	Ash said nothing though about anything Misty had just said. He couldn't 
stop looking at Misty and her new ensemble.
	
	"Ash? ASH!? Can you here me? Oh great, were you guys smoking back 
here?" asked Misty
	"No! Why?" asked James
	"Because Ketchum here is higher than old -school Whitney Houston."
	"Oh! Ash got burned!" yelled Melody who was now sitting in her Porsche.
	"Oh, hey, don't we have to get going? We only had one hour to get their." 
said Jesse looking at her diamond watch again as she walked to her Ferrari.
	"Oh, crap! Mel, I'm riding with you."
	"ASH! Get going. Guys! Follow Melody."
	Melody drove the exotic car up to Misty and opened the door for her. As 
soon as Misty had the door closed, the Porsche was across the parking lot, 
followed closely by Ash, James, Jesse, and than Tracey.