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Ash turned on the TV. "Misty! Brock! Come here! There is something on TV you
won't believe!!!"
"What?"
"Huh? It's James!"
"And his parents!"
"And Team Rocket!"

Welcome back to Jerry Springer:

               MY PARENTS ARE TRYING TO MAKE ME       				MARRY MY WORST ENEMY!

 Jerry: Now, James. Let's hear your side of the story.
James: Well, there's this girl, Jessiebell. She is abusive, rigid and constantly
tries to teach me the rules of high class society!!
Jerry: And?
James: She doesn't care about what I want, and---
Jerry: What exactly do you want?
James: I want to live the low life with Team Rocket. I want my freedom!!
Jerry: And she denies you that?
James: Exactly! She hounds me and always insists that I'm her true love or
something. My parents want me to marry her. They don't care if I like her or
not, they won't give me my inheritance unless I marry her.
Jerry: Is this true?
Mom: Almost. We care about his feelings. We want him to marry this girl because
she's perfect. She has excellent manners and a college degree!! It would be the
best move for him to marry Jessiebell!!
James: No it wouldn't. You don't know how  she treats me!! She carries a whip
around!
Jerry: Let's see what the audience thinks of her!! Come on out, Jessiebell!!
(Jessiebell comes out and waves to the crowd. Crowd cheers.)
(Jessiebell sits next to James. James gets up and moves to a seat next to
Jessie.)
James: Get her away from me!(Not heard clearly because of all the cheering.)
Jerry: What was that?
James: I said: Get this bi(bleep) away from me!!
Jessiebell: James, language!!
James:  See? That's what I mean! I can say whatever the f(bleep) I f(bleep)ing
want!!!
Jessiebell: I am just trying to make him a civilized person!!!
James: (stands) I am civilized!! It's not like I go around murdering people!! I
just steal to make a living!
Jessiebell: (stands) You would not need to make a living if you came to your
senses and married me! You would be rich!
James: I DON'T WANT TO F(bleep)ING MARRY A BI(bleep) LIKE YOU, DA(bleep)IT! The
only person I would even THINK of marrying is my partner, Jessie!!
Jessiebell: Then maybe I should not marry a person with such BAD TASTE!! That he
would marry a CHEAP WHORE like that THING over there!!!!
(Jessie gets up, goes over and starts cursing her off.)
Jessie: You mangy little Pippi-f(bleep)ing-Longstockings! If you think you can
f(bleep)ing take my man, bi(bleep), you've got another thing coming,
a(bleep)hole! I'll kick so much sh(bleep) out of you, all your fancy-a(bleep)
butlers will have to plan a f(bleep)ing strategy to mop your corpse off the
f(bleep)ing floor!
(The two girls start a catfight. Jerry Springer goes to his corner.)
Jerry: People, fighting is really not the answer. I only hope that someday, they
will be able to make amends like mature, civilized people. Well, we have run out
of time. Have a nice day, everybody.