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either. They're Matt Groening's.
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Minifics

Minific #1

James sat up in his sleeping bag. Jessie was gone.
"I hate it when she does this to me! She knows I need her to survive.!"
Meowth was not amused. "I'll go get her."
They searched for hours. James started crying.
"I can't believe she did this!!" he said. He picked up an ax and started hacking
through walls.
"Here's Jamesy!!" No one was there
"Oh..."
He hacked through another wall.
"David Letterman!!"
Meowth was standing there.
"Hi, David, I'm Meowth."
"Shut up."
He hacked through yet another wall.
"All this and Andy Rooney, tonight on 60 minutes!!"
Jessie was standing there.
"Oh, James, thank you!! I've been locked in this room all morning!!"
He ran up to her and hugged her.
"Oh, Jessie!!! Mother, teacher, tyrant.......secret lover....."
"Um, I missed you too....stop ramming your face into my breasts...."
(muffled) "Mommy....."
"Get your face the hell out of there!!

End

Minific #2

Jessie, James and Meowth were camping out as usual. James got the bright idea to
kick a Cubone so it could evolve into a really, really angry Marowak. Jessie and
James started running, but Meowth went in a different direction.
"Look, Jessie!! A river!! We can jump in, because ground pokemon are weak
against water."
They jumped in the river and then screamed.
"A waterfalll!!'
They went down it. Jessie resurfaced, but she didn't see James anywhere.
"James, where are you?"
A red rose floated past her.
"Nooo! James is dead!!! My only love!!"
"Jessie, I'm right here."
Jessie looked to the bushes. James was crouched in one of them.
"James, you're alive!!!And buck naked." Jessie noticed at that moment that he
was missing some vital articles of his clothing. Vital meaning all of them.
"Um...Jessie...speak for yourself over there." James couldn't help staring,
though.
Jessie was staring a little herself and noticed something going on with his
body. He had no pants and couldn't hide it.
"James, you pervert!"
"I can't help it!!"
"Hentai, Ecchi!!!"
Later, they had managed to cover up with leaves and moss.
"We had better find that campsite soon. It's getting dark."

Meanwhile, Meowth had been adopted by a gang of Mankeys. They had taken him into
their cave to care for him. It was dark by now, so he went to sleep in the nice
warm cave.

"It's so cold," said James. He and Jessie were trying to get to sleep.
"Go to sleep." Said Jessie.
When she woke up, she found James's arms around her waist.
Meanwhile, some bible freak was walking through the woods with a video camera.
He saw this scene.
"Oh, Holy Father!! I've found Adam and Eve!!!"
Jessie and James therefore were put in the Bible beyond their will.

The End.