Disclaimer: Pokemon and its characters are the property of Satoshi Tajiri and 4kids productions. Sailormoon is property of DiC. Questions? Comments? Flames? Email me at sammis@dotsafe.net Sailor Rocket "To protect the world from devastation!" "To unite all peoples within our nation!" "To denounce the evils of truth and love!" "To extend our reach to the stars above!" "Jessie!" "James." "Team Rocket, blast off at the speed of light!" "Surrender now, or prepare to fight!!" "Meowth, that's right!!" "Now hand over those Pokémon!" Jessie sneered. Suddenly someone appeared in the distance. "Hold it right there!" "Huh? Who's that?" said James. "I am Sailor Moon, champion of justice!! I will right wrongs and triumph over evil!! And in the name of the Moon, I will punish you!!!" Jessie, James and Meowth were unimpressed. "Is that the best you can do?" said Meowth. "Instead of wasting your time losing to us, why don't you go home and try writing a better motto?" said James. "I'm not here to top your poem, I'm here to stop your evil!!" Suddenly the rest of the Sailor scouts burst in. "Jupiter Star Power!" "Venus Star Power!" "Mars Star Power!" "Mercury Star Power!" They held the the pens and started transforming. Out of nowhere, Meowth snatched their pens and ran off, along with Jessie and James. Back at the hideout, they were looking at the pretty pens and debating what to do with them. "Sell them!" said Jessie. "Give them to the boss!" Meowth shot back, wanting his saucer of milk. "Use them." said James. They both turned around to stare at him. "Use them??" "Use them." He repeated. "They will supercharge us and make us unstoppable." "What if they don't work for anybody but them?" asked Meowth. "What if they don't? It's worth a try." He calmly replied. Jessie had to admit, he made some sense. James held up the green one. "Jupiter Star Power!!" he yelled. Lightning bolts surrounded his body, and in a matter of seconds, he was in a Sailor Jupiter outfit. Everything was different. He felt weird. He looked down. He had boobs!! Jessie and James both stared at this. "Oh my god no." "What the hell happened? I'm a woman!!!" "I guess the transformation was successful, then." Jessie tried to keep from laughing. Meowth did the same. "Shut up!!" James blushed and looked down. "Awww, did we hurt James's feelings?" said Jessie. "You mean Jam-ey!!" Meowth blurted out. "Jupiter Thunder-----Crash!!" James electrocuted Jessie and Meowth just like Pikachu. "Hahaha!! I am woman hear me roar!!!" "Oh yeah?" Jessie picked up the red pen. "Mars Power!" She was surrounded by fire and transformed into Sailor Mars. She looked beautiful. James couldn't help staring at the red spike heels and the matching 6-inch long skirt she wore. It complimented her hair perfectly. "Mars Celestial Fire----Surround!!!" James was burned to a crisp. James coughed up a little smoke, then got an idea. "Hey Jessie, how about we try out some of our attacks on some other people?" Jessie got his drift. "Yeah. Let's go." Ash & Co. were walking up the road to nowhere when two girls in cheerleader uniforms came up to them. One look and they know it was Team Rocket in Sailor Scout Uniforms. "What are you guys doing here now?" said Ash. "The usual. Hand over Pikachu or else." "What does 'or else' mean this time?" said Brock, getting bored already. "Or else....Mars Fire Ignite!!" Flames formed around Team Twerp's feet, making them hop around like morons. "How did they do that?" said Ash, after cooling off thanks to Squirtle. "We've got something that the Sailor Scouts don't---now!!!" said James, laughing. "What's that?" said Brock, meanwhile trying to look up Jessie's skirt. James caught his intentions, unfortunately for Brock. "Jupiter Thunder Crash!!" Brock was on the ground, wincing from the pain. "Team RocketScout's blasting off again!!" they ran back to the hideout and started laughing their heads off. "Did you see the way I thundershocked the squinty kid?" "They all got hotfoots!!" "Hahaha!!" Then James held up the other two pens. "What should we do with these?" "Well....we could get two other people to use them...but..." "Hey! I know two people!!!" Jessie knew exactly who he was talking about. "No!" "But they're fellow Rockets!!" "They're ratfinks!!" "So are we!" "Good point." Jessie dialed their cellphone number. Butch and Cassidy had escaped from jail months ago. They called every now and then, but they weren't exactly friends. Butch picked up. "Hello?" Jessie winced at the sound of his voice. "Hi, Butch. Listen, we got cool Sailor scout pens and we have two left. Come on over if you want superpowers." "Um, sure." "Bye." "Bye." Later on, Butch, Cassidy, Jessie and James rounded up in the hideout. Jessie held up the remaining two pens. "Pick out which one you want." Cassidy picked up the orange one. "Venus Star Power!!" She transformed into Sailor Venus. Butch noticed that the short little skirt complimented her hair nicely. Jessie held the remaining pen up to Butch. "Watch out, it turns you into a girl." James was crossing his arms. "Yeah, I learned that the hard way." "Mercury Power!!" He transformed into Sailor Mercury. He still had that voice, unfortunately. "Let's go on a rampage!!" shouted James. Jessie knew she shoud have given him decaf that morning. "Let's all attack the twerps together!!" shouted Butch. Too much caffiene, maybe? thought Cassidy. "Calm down and we will!" shouted Jessie. "Sorry," said James. "He started it."said Butch. They had the brats cornered. There was no escaping now. They all laughed evil laughter and started to power up their most powerful moves. "Venus Crescent Beam Shower!" "Mars Celestial Fire Surround!" "Mercury Ice Bubbles Freeze!" "Jupiter Surpreme Thunder Dragon!" "Hold it right there!!" They all postponed their attacks. "Who-what-" Jessie started. "I am Sailor Moon! I fight for justice, and against evil! And in the name of the Moon, I will punish you!" "Same stupid motto." said James. "Ours is way better." Butch arrogantly stated. "That's because you stole it from us and switched some words around!!" said Jessie. "Yeah!"James followed. Sailor Moon cleared her throat. "We're wasting her precious, precious time." said Cassidy. "Sorry to hold you up, Serena." said Jessie. "Um...why did you call me that? That's not my name..heh..heh.." Sailor Moon got this huge sweatdrop on her temple. "You can't fool us. You and your friends Amy, Lita, Raye, Mina, and Darian aren't fooling anyone, Meatball-Head!!" "Transforming in front of us was a big mistake, too!" said Butch. "We can never keep a secret!!"Cassidy yelled. "Got that right." Jessie muttered under her breath. "I can't let the secret get out!! Sailor Scouts Gather!!" said Sailor Moon. Amy, Lita, Raye, and Mina held up new pens. Different pens. "Jupiter Crystal Power!" "Venus Crystal Power!" "Mars Crystal Power!" "Mercury Crystal Power!" They transformed and turned Team Rocket's moves against them. "Mercury Bubbles! BLAST!!" said Sailor Mercury. James fought back with "Jupiter Thunder! CRASH!" Mercury got thrown back into a tree. "Oww!" "Mars Fire Ignite!" said Sailor Mars. "Venus Crescent Beam! SMASH!" said Cassidy. Jessie and James attacked together. "Mars Fire Ignite!" "Jupiter Thunder Crash!!" The remaining scouts were down. Jessie took out a mallet and stood over the five bruised Sailor Scouts "Now to finish you off!!" She prepared to strike, but a red rose came out of nowhere and pierced her arm. "OWW! What was that?" "Stop right there, imposter!" Tuxedo Mask stood on a tree branch. James stepped forward. "Who are you calling an imposter? Red roses are my weapon!!" Tuxedo Mask ignored him. "Scouts, you must work together! That's your only hope!!" He vanished.. The scouts stood up and got into battle position. "Moon Septor Elimination!!" "Venus Crescent Beam Shower!" "Mars Celestial Fire Surround!" "Mercury Ice Bubbles Freeze!" "Jupiter Supreme Thunder Dragon!" "Team Rocket's blasting off again!!!" they all yelled. They flew off into the horizon. The pens fell out of the sky and landed in the Sailor Scout's hands. "Dusted!!" said Serena. "James reminds me of my old boyfriend." said Lita. "Look at the time!! I've got to study!!" said Amy. They all left to go home.