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					Spin the Bottle

They are all in a basement. Jessie and James have decided to throw a party for
some unknown reason. The people there are:
Jessie
James
Butch
Cassidy
Ash
Misty
Brock
Todd
Officer Jenny (She doesn't know about Team Rocket)
Nurse Joy

Ash: Draw straws to see who goes first.
(they draw straws. Brock gets the short one.)
Brock: Yay! I go first!!
(He eagerly spins. It goes around. For a minute, it looks like it might stop on
Nurse Joy. Then it points at James.)
Brock:(look of excitement quickly changes to disgust and horror.) Ewww!! No!!!!
James: Forget it!! Re-spin!!!
Cassidy: Oh, tsk tsk tsk....we forgot to make rules about who kisses whom....Oh,
well...
Jessie: Quit stalling! I want my turn already!!
(James squeezes his eyes shut, and moves toward Brock. Brock moves toward him.
They move their faces closer and closer....)
James:EEEEEEWWWWWW!! YUCK!! NO!! I WON'T DO IT!! (starts whining.)
Jessie: shut up and do it already!!
(they move toward each other. Then they touch lips for a split second, and
recoil in disgust.)
Jessie: The rule is you have to FRENCH.
(Brock's eyes pop open.)
Ash: Whoa, your eyes are brown!!
(They go toward each other open-mouthed. They touch for a split second, and run
to the bathroom to rinse their mouths out.)
Jessie: Ok, James, your turn.
(James gives it a good spin. It stops at Misty.)
James: I could've done worse.(thinking of getting Ash, Butch or Todd, or maybe
even Brock again.)
(James and Misty kiss for a second.)
Misty: Not bad.
(Misty spins the bottle. It lands at Todd. Todd blushes. They kiss and Todd
spins it. It points straight to Ash.)
Todd: Oh, no!!!
Ash: Yuck!!
(Jessie, Cassidy, Misty, Officer Jenny, and Nurse Joy curse their good luck)
(Ash and Todd kiss. Hey, it's the rules. They still aren't happy about it at
all. Ash spins it now. It lands on Brock.)
Brock: Noooo!! No, not again!!! Won't I ever kiss a girl?
Ash: I was aiming for Misty!!
Brock: Your aim sucks!! Now I have to pay for it!
Ash: Hey, I'm not too happy about it either!!
(They kiss as little as humanly possible. Ash starts rinsing his mouth.)
Ash: Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww, yucky-eeeee yuck-eeeeee yuck-eeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!
(Brock spins. Tries to get Officer Jenny this time, but instead it points to
Butch)
Brock: FUCK!
Butch: I'd rather not, thank you.
Brock: (crying) Nooooooooooooo, it's not fair!!! I want to kiss a GIRL!
James: Butch is pretty close.
Butch: Talk about the pot calling the kettle black.
James: Fuck you.
Butch: I don't swing that way,  buddy!!!
James: Fuck Cassidy!
Butch: Fuck Jessie!
James: Fuck yourself!!!
Jessie: Fuck, kiss, who cares?! Get your turn over with!! I wanna spin!!
(Brock and Butch grudgingly kiss. Todd is meanwhile praying that he doesn't have
to be kissed by Brock.)
Butch: Yuck!
Brock: I am never going to get used to this, no matter how many times the
goddamned bottle points at a guy.
(Butch spins the bottle. It lands on Jessie. James meanwhile starts fuming and
cursing at Butch's luck. Butch smiles. James starts staring a hole through him.
Jessie goes toward him uneasily, Butch goes to her a little too eagerly and dips
her. She goes along with it, he's not too bad. Suddenly Butch is hit in the back
of the head with a boot. He stops and looks back. No one in the room moves a
muscle. James is sitting Indian-style. Butch takes the hint and sits back down.
Jessie picks up the projectile boot and looks at James.)
Jessie: Isn't this yours, James? It's gray.
James: (blushes) Ummm....no.
(Jessie spins and it turns to Cassidy, who is right next to James.)
Jessie: Damn it!! I'm not doing it!!
Brock: C'mon!! I kissed three guys!!
(James, Ash and Butch flinch.)
Jessie and Cassidy: Grrrrrrrrr.........
James: You used to be friends, remember? Now kiss and make up!!
Butch: Good one!!
(They kiss. Cassidy spins it and gets James. Now Jessie starts fuming.)
James: I could've done worse.
(James is happy, but also a little dissappointed. Cassidy is really getting a
charge out of Jessie's reaction. She gives him a long, hard kiss. Suddenly she
is whacked with a paper fan. James looks all dizzy.)
Cassidy: All right, who did that?
( Jessie whistles and puts the fan behind her back. Then James spins it and
gets-you guessed it- Jessie.)
Jessie and James: WOOHOO!! I mean......um......uh.......ahem....
(They kiss each other and keep on going for about 3 minutes.)
Ash: Um, okay, guys. You can stop now.
(They ignore him.)
Misty: Enough!
Brock: Get a room!!
(Jessie and James get up and walk upstairs to the bedroom.)
Brock: Draw straws again.
(Joy gets the short one. She spins and gets Jenny. Brock beams.)
Brock: The only thing better than kissing Jenny or Joy is Jenny and Joy
kissing!!
Jenny: I won't do it!
Joy: I'm with her!!
Ash: Pleeeeeaaaaasssse?
Jenny and Joy: Okay. (They kiss.)
Brock: (with an ear-to-ear grin) WOOOOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! I will NEVER
forget that moment!!!
(But Jenny and Joy don't stop. They keep going and walk upstairs. Brock follows
eagerly with a video camera.)
Ash: I never knew they were that way.
Misty: How do you think they all got to look alike?
Cassidy: When did this turn into a game of "Seven Minutes In Heaven" anyway?
Butch: After James spun.
Misty: I guess.
Todd: Well, let's get this game over with. I think my chances of getting a girl
have increased now that Brock's gone.
(Misty spins and gets Ash. They start walking up to the third bedroom-how big is
their hideout, anyway?-and Todd follows eagerly)
Todd: Hey guys, what's the rule for a Menagetroix?
Misty: Come along and you'll find out!!
(That leaves Butch and Cassidy in the basement. They don't bother going to a
bedroom, so they just start right there. Then Misty storms down the stairs.)
Butch: Go back to your little Menagetroix and leave us alone!
Misty: I can't because Ash and Todd have gone off on their own!!
Cassidy: Who else saw that coming?
(Butch and Cassidy leave to go somewhere else to complete their "mission".)
Misty: So, um.... Are you a boy or girl, Pikachu?
(Pi ka....)