hey everyone!! i didnt get ANY reviews for my last fic!! :( im not gonna keep writing if i think you guys dont like it!!! And if theres something you dont like about my fics its ok you can tell me so i can change it. well here goes my next fic ( and maybe my last ) i REALLY hope you like it I go tthe idea off some movie i was watching i dunno the name though! :) O yea once again no ages or specific looks ill let you decide how you want them to be.

Note- I dont own pokemon, blah blah blah......The only character I own is Kelsey

The sun would start setting soon and the treo were making there way towards Pallet once again for a little vacation from training.

Misty glanced at Ash "Ash where are we?" she asked annoyed tired hungry and just wanting to get to there destination as soon as possible. Ash looked at there surroundings. Misty could tell he didnt know where they were. " ASH KETCHUM IF YOU GOT US LOST AGAIN I SWEAR ILL TAKE OUT MY MALLET AND-" her sentence was cut short by Ash.

" We just need to take a left, pass the old tree stump and where there. " He said lamely, his head hanging low and not even shooting back a comment at Misty for threatening him. Misty suddenly calmed down and look at Brock who just shrugged. She then looked at Ash strangely and approached him.

"Ash are you ok?" She asked. She knew something was wrong for two reasons. 1. He knew where they were going, and 2. he wasn't at all excited about going home.

"Yeah I'm fine...." he trailed off and looked into space. Misty and Brock were dumbfounded as was Pikachu. What was going on with Ash?

"Ash Kethcum dont you lie to me. I know when somethings wrong with you so spill."
Ash just sighed. "ASH!"

"Its just that..." he trailed off once again. " Oh just forget it." he said and started towards home once again. Misty was about to force it out of him when Brock laid a hand on her shoulder.

" Come on Misty lets just follow him." he said. " He apparently doesn't want to talk about it." Misty just nodded. " Plus he seems to have a better sense of direction when hes bummed and if he talks about it he might cheer up and we'll never get home." He added quickly then followed Ash. Misty just laughed and followed too.

About and hour passed before the treo made it out of the forest and into Pallet. They were just about 5 or 6 houses down from Ashes so Misty decided to bring the subject up again.

"Come on Ash whats wrong!"

"I told you! It's nothing!"

" Pik chu pika pika pi pika pi!" * No there is something wrong Mistys right! * Ash just glared at Pikachu.

" Ash you better tell us before I force it out of you!!" Misty yelled waving her mallet around threateningly ( if thats a word ). 'Oh no. The trusty mallet' Ash thought. ' Better tell her if I dont want a concusion' Ash was just about to say what his problem was when they finally reached his home. ' Yes prefect timing' He thought. " Well were here! " he cheered happily plastering on a fake smile. Brock thought he had snapped out of it but Misty could see through his little act and she didnt care what she had to do she was gonna get this out of him. Ash walked up the steps and rang the door bell to be greated by the usual Happy-go-lucky Mr Mime and then his mom and her 'wonderful' questions like " have you been changing your you-know-whats every day" They all talked for a bit and Mrs Kethcum led them to the kitchen where she had an amazing meal ready for them all. They sat down and enjoyed the feast.

" Oh wow i dont think i could eat another bite" Ash said, leaning back in his chair contently, with a full stomache.

" I didn't think that was possible " said Misty also relaxing a bit. Ash was about to shoot back with another insult when his mom interrupted.

" Honey,  theres been a change in plans " Mrs. K started.

" What do you mean mom?" Ash asked hoping she wasn't reffering to what he thought she was reffering to.

" Well it just so happens that Kelseys coming tomorrow instead of next week!" Mrs K exclaimed happily.

" WHAT!?" Ash asked his mouth dropping. ' This cant be happening!' he thought ' I planned it so we would be leaving the day she came!!!! So i wouldnt have to see her for more then 24 hours!!!!!! ' Brock Misty and Pikachu glared at Ash waiting to find out who this Kelsey was.

"Thats right honey!! When I told her you'd only be here long enough to see her for a day she was so sad that she went and changed her plane ticket so she could be here for the whole 2 weeks you were!! Oh I KNEW you'd be excited!!!!" Mrs K said happily clasping her hands together and then started to clean up the dinner table.

" Yea mom..........I can hardly contain my excitement" He said sarcasticly. " Now excuse me as I go up to my room. " He got and and went upstairs with a gray look on his face.

" Brock I'm gonna go follow him. " Misty said. " And found out who this ' Kelsey ' person is. "

" Alright, I'll stay here and help Mrs Ketchum clean up." Brock said. Although he too was very curious about this mysterious girl who was coming to visit it was habit that he cleans and cooks and had to help Mrs. K. Plus he could probably get some information out of her and he thought it would be better that Ash and Misty spend some time alone. He smirked at the very thought.

Misty made her way up the stairs and knocked on Ash's door. No reply. She turned the handle to find it already open. Walking inside she looked at a depressed Ash laying on his bed and looking up at the ceiling. She wasn't even sure if he knew she had entered. " Ash? " she said slowly making sure he knew she was present.

"What?" he replied without any movement or emotion.

" Ash what is going on with you! First your depressed and now we find out that theres some Kelsey girl visiting tomorrow who you never mentioned to us before. Tell me whats going on." She said sitting beside him. No reply. She knew he was stalling. " Ash your gonna have to tell me anyways, shes coming tomorrow." Ash just sighed. Misty was right he would have to tell her. He sat up and looked at her then began his story.

" You see....Kelsey is the daughter of someone my mom works with. We use to be neighbors until we were about five, then they moved to johto and Kelsey would visit every once in a while." Misty nodded showing she was listening wanting him to go on. " Well I was depressed earlier because my mom told me I had to be home in time to see her for atleast a day and I really didn't want to see her at all. I hate her. Shes the most annoying girl in the world! Shes like in love with me! and she touches me and tries to be near me and....." He stopped making a disgusted face. Misty laughed, then Ash continued. " Now she changed her airplane ticket so she could see me longer and I'm gonna have to put up with her for 2 weeks!! 2 WHOLE WEEKS!! I dont think I'm gonna be able to stand it i mean how can i get her to leave me alone unless I -" He stopped. A sort of evil smile appeared on his face as he glared at Misty.

"What?" she asked totally confused. Then cautiously asked " Why are you looking at me like that? "

"Misty be my girlfriend! " He shot out.

" WHAT!??!?! ALRIGHT THATS IT YOU'VE LOST IT!!! " she screamed and started backing away.

"No seriosly!" he said getting up and following her. " Misty all you have to do is PRETEND to be my girlfriend!!! that way she'll know I'm taken and she wont go after me!! And if she does you can just wack her with your mallet or something! "  Misty couldn't beleive what she was hearing.

" Oh no no no no no no!  Do you know what that would require!!!! " She said still backing away from him. " You and I have NEVER been in a relationship before we dont know what to do! "

" So brock will train us."

" HA!! We know more then he does!! " Misty pointed out.

" O come on Misty its not that hard! we just gotta....you know -hold hands....and umm... put our arms around each other....and-" He was blushing tremendesly as he realized what he was saying and even more once he realized what he was about to say. "- and....kiss." He finished his face now looking like a cherry he was blushing so hard. He glanced down to try and hide it. Misty was blushing just as hard.

"No way Ash!! I'm not gonna kiss you!! Or....or do any of that stuff!!" Although she kept saying no for some reason deep down inside she really wanted to say yes. Ash didn't want to do any of this but he hated Kelsey so much that he was determined to do anything to get her off his case. And although he tried to deny it he too had that same urge that this wouldn't be that bad.

" Pleaaaaaaaaaase Misty!! I dont know any other girls well enough!!" he said giving her the puppy dog eyes.

" Why dont you try to make her fall for another guy!! like Brock he would like her! He likes any girl. Is she pretty?" Misty asked hoping there was a way out of this little dilema.

" I've tried that already. I tried to make her fall for Gary but it didnt work. And yes she is pretty. Very pretty. But she's our age so Brock wouldn't go for her." Ash said sinking down on his bed.

"Well.......if shes pretty ...then....why dont you like her?" Misty asked curious of his hatred towards her.

" Because she isn't the girl I want. " He said looking away.

" I-I'm sorrry Ash but I cant" Misty said then walked out of the room. Ash flopped down on his bed.

" This is gonna be a LOOOOOONG 2 weeks." he said.


The next day everyone was awaiting the arrival of Kelsey. Misty was sitting on the couch thinking, and wondering if she should have said yes to Ash's offer. I mean would she want to watch some little brat hang all over Ash for 2 weeks? Definatly not.But would she rather watch someone hang all over him or BE the one hanging all over him. She just couldn't decide. She glanced over at him. He was leaning against the wall obviosuly thinking as well, and he seemed to have a sort of ....scared look on his face. Now Misty was REALLY feeling bad. She sighed. The phone then rang and Mrs. Ketchum answered it. There were a few 'O nos!' and ' You dont says' then they heard the clicking of the receiver as she hung up.

"Whats going on mom?" Ash asked obviously snapping out of his trance.

" Theres an emergancy down at the office i have to go and help. Tell Kelsey I am SOOOOOOO sorry I wasn't here to greet her. " Mrs. Ketchum frantically grabbed her coat and keys and yelled " I'll be back later tonight! " then ran out the door.

" Great!! Just great!!! Now she'll be all over me even more because my moms not here! " Ash said angrily and sat down in a chair.

" Calm down man. I'm sure when she takes a look at old Brocko here she'll fall head over heals in looooooooove. " Brock said proudly. Everyone sweat dropped.

" You just keep telling yourself that Brock..." Misty said. Just then the doorbell rang.

" Oh no!! ITS HER!! HIDE ME!! " Ash yelled hiding behind Misty."

"Good hiding spot" Brock said sarcastically and went to answer the door.

" Come on Ash I'm sure it wont be that bad. " Misty said then stood up and made him get up as well to greet Kelsey. As they made there way toward the door a crying was heard and Misty realized it was togepi. " Oh no I'll be right back Ash just let me get togepi. Now go and greet Kelsey." Misty ordered and made her way up the stairs towards togepi.

The door opened and it was amazing Ash didn't like this girl. She was indeed very lovely. She had long wavy blonde hair reaching about the middle of her back. Her eyes were a beautiful green and she was wearing a white shirt with a heart on it and a pair of jeans. " Hi I'm Kelsey" She said smiling and introducing herself to Brock who had answered the door. She was very polite too, how could Ash not like her? Then she saw Ash. " Hey Ashy-boy, long time no see. " She said batting her eyelashes. Ash just cowared. A slight burning smell came from the kitchen and Brock yelped as he realized his dinner was burning. He quickly ran to save it, leaving only Ash and Kelsey.....alone. "So Ash" Kelsey said placing a hand on his cheek. He froze. He was in the most uncomfertable position ever he hated this girl so much he just wanted to smack her hand and kick her out of his house but he knew he had to be polite he just didn't know how to respond to this gesture politely. She started caressing his cheek slowly and he wanted to throw up. " So hows your pokemon journy going Ash?" She asked. At that momment Misty was coming down stairs from putting togepi back in her crib, it just so happened she rolled out. She looked down form the top of the stairs and could see the scene playing before her. She realized what was going on quickly and could tell how unhappy Ash was at this moment. She just had to help. She got an idea. She was gonna hate herself but she couldn't let Ash suffer he had been so good to her now it was her turn.

"Hey!" Misty shouted from the top of the stiars. Both Ash and Kesley looked up.
" What are you trying to do to my boyfriend! " She yelled and walked down the stairs positioning her self right next to Ash.

"Y-your....boyfriend?" Kelsey asked dumbfounded removing her hand. Ash too was very surprised. He looked over at Misty and she winked. He understood. She was following through with the plan, he couldnt beleive it. He smiled and once again turned his gaze towards Kelsey.

"That's right Kelsey, this is my girlfriend Misty." He said matter-o-factly. She just glared at them. There was something suspicious going on here, she could sense it and she would find out what. Ash laced his fingers with Misty's to give them both more of a boyfriend girlfriend look, as well as making them both form a slight blush. Kelsey just shot an evil glare at Misty and snubbed her, then made her way upstairs to the extra bedroom. Once she was out of site Ashe turned towards Misty happily.

" Thank you SOOOO much Misty!!!!" Ash exclaimed " I dont know how to repay you! "

" A new bike would be nice. " she said. Ash face faulted. Then Misty thought of something. " Ash?"

"Yea Mist." 

" What are we gonna tell your mom and Brock?" She said.

"What do you mean?" he asked showing off is thick headedness ( if thats a word )

" Well I think they'll be a bit suspicious if they see us acting all lovey dovey and holding hands and stuff." She said a bit annoyed.

"Oh" He thought for a moment. " Well we can just tell them were faking it and why." He said proud of his answer.

" Yea that might work for Brock but I dont think your mom would go for that! " Misty said getting a little more annoyed " You cant just tell her your tricking Kelsey into thinking IM your girlfriend so she stays away from you!" Misty exclaimed.

"Then well just have to trick her too" he said.

"Yea....I guess" Misty had a feeling this was gonna back fire somehow. " So..how do you think I did?" She asked changing the subject.

"What do you mean?" Ash asked. At that time unaware to Ash and misty Kelsey was leaving her room to make her way downstairs to get the rest of her bags.

"Well did I make it beleiveable?" Misty asked again.

" Oh yea! She definately fell for it." said Ash. Lucky for both Ash and Misty Kelsey was at the top of the stairs when this part of the conversation was happening making her un able to hear it but now she was starting to progress down them, and Ash had just noticed her, but Misty hadn't.

" Well I didn't really no what to say I just saw her trying to seduce you and I had to help-"

"Uh..Misty" Ash said trying to shut her up.

"And I remembered the plan that you had before-"

"Misty!" Ash said now getting frantic, Kelsey was half way down the stairs now and still progressing so she could probably here there conversation by now. He had to shut Misty up but how!?

"Ash dont interrupt me! But anyways I remember how you wanted me to pretend to be your g-" Her sentence was cut short as Ash quickly grabbed her and pressed his lips against hers in a sweet kiss.

To be continued........

CLIFFHANGER!!!! i no you all hate me and unless i get reviews its gonna stay a cliffhanger!! i need motivation to right the next chapter!!!!