Visitors By: slickboy444@aol.com AN: Hello, it’s me slickboy444! After finishing my last story “samurai ash” I got a funny idea for another story after seeing the movie “Baseketball.” This story also has elements of McWizardX’s “Chrono Shift” in it. It is rated R for some crude humor, sexual references, and light swearing. It is a departure from my other stories, but is still an AAMRN. I beg anybody to send me a review of their thoughts on this story and my others. I haven’t gotten many reviews. Please e-mail me what you think. Remember, I don’t own pokemon at all so please don’t sue me. Thank you and on with the story! AN: ‘these mean thoughts.’ Ash and co. are making their way through Ilex Forest outside of Goldenrod City. Ash had once again gotten them lost, trying to take a shortcut. Misty: Ash, you and your damn shortcuts got us lost again! Ash: My shortcut would have worked if you didn’t run from the little weedle that crawled up your leg! Misty: Please! I hate bugs! But bugs or not your lousy excuse for a shortcut would have still gotten us lost. Ash: Will you… Pikachu: STOP! Pikachu let out a light, uncomfortable shock to quell this little fight. Brock: You guys are disrupting the peace of the forest you know. I doubt you will ever see any interesting pokemon with your excessive noise level. Pikachu: Yeah, keep it up and I’ll have to shock your asses again. Ash and Misty turned their backs to each other refused to speak. The group walked in silence for the next half-hour. The evening hours were descending fast and they were determined to find civilization soon. Soon they stopped for a quick breather. Brock started studying the map while Ash and Misty rested their legs. All of the sudden, Ash saw something behind a tree in the corner of his eye. Ash: ‘What’s that?’ Ash got up and headed toward area where he saw the disturbance. Brock didn’t notice because of his studying of the map and pikachu was busy eating. Misty: Hey Ash, wait up. Ash: Huh? Misty: Where are you going? Ash: I thought I saw something around here. Little did the two know, there was a lone Celebi watching the two humans with curiosity. Ash continued to look for what he saw and Misty followed him. Then the Celebi giggled and secretly followed the two. Misty: I guess whatever you saw is gone now. Ash: I guess so. Too bad, I could have used a new pokemon. Just as Ash turned back with Misty he tripped on something. Ash looked down and saw a weird egg-looking object with blue spots all over it with an eerie glowing light. Ash: Hey Mist, look at this. Ash picked up the egg-like object. Misty: Whoa, what on earth is it? Ash: I don’t know, do you think it’s an egg? Misty put her hand on it. Misty: No way, it’s way too small and it looks and feels nothing like the egg togepi hatched from. Celebi watched and giggled at the unsuspecting humans. All of the sudden, the object began to glow brighter and shake violently. Ash: Whoa, what the hell? The object fell to the ground and began to roll away. Ash: Come on lets get it! Brock: Ash, Misty come on we’ve got to get a move on! Misty: Let’s go Ash, it’s long gone now. Ash: But… Brock: Get a leg up you two! Misty began to run back towards the site where they took a rest and although Ash hesitated, he soon followed. The little Celebi watched the two run off, but it kept giggling. It hovered over towards the object, touched it, and then completely disappeared. However, the giggling of the little pokemon was still there even after it’s departure. After the trio left the site, the mysterious object began to glow. A bright light that scared away any nearby pokemon shattered the tranquility of the night by pokemon. The light grew in to a swirling vortex of blue and white colors. Voices: Ahhhhhhhhh! Then in a blinding flash the vortex disappeared and in its place lay an adult male and female that were visible dazed. Man: What the hell just happened? Woman: I don’t know, but I think I lost my dinner back there. The two stood up. The man was a tall, musculer figure with black hair and a tan face. He was wearing a tight black shirt and a pair of jeans. The woman was a beautiful, shapely figure with long, waist-length hair. She was wearing a light blue hulter top and tight leather pants. Both looked like they were in their early twenties and each wore similar rings. Their diamond glimmer indicated that they were married. Woman: Any idea where we are babe? Man: No, but wherever we are it sure looks like Ilex Forest. Woman: Yeah, it does. The two walked along a dirt path until they got to a sign that said “this way to Goldenrod City.” Man: Goldenrod City?! How did we get here, we were in Pallet Town just a few minutes ago! Woman: I don’t know, maybe that strange blue light bought us here. Man: Yeah, I guess this little egg thing was responsible. Woman: Better hold on to it then. The man put it in his pocket. Man: Well, what do we do now. Woman: Let’s go in to the city and see if we can find ourselves some answers. Man: Yeah. The couple walked off towards the city lights in the distance. Meanwhile Ash and co. had reached the entrance to Goldenrod City. Ash: Finally! Misty: Goldenrod City. Oh, it’s so beautiful! The lights and sounds of the city welcomed the travelers who had been sleeping on rocks for the past two weeks. Brock: It’s late, so I think we ought to find some place to stay for the night. Ash: Yeah, the gym’s probably closed. The group headed towards the pokemon center for a place to stay. Not that long after that, the mysterious couple from the woods came upon the same site as Ash and his friends had come upon. Man: Well, it’s says Goldenrod City. Woman: I guess we should find a place to stay. Man: That could be a problem. Woman: Why? Man: I don’t have a lot of money with me. Do you? Woman: Damn, I just have about fifty bucks. We had better stay someplace cheap or risk going broke. Man: How about the pokemon center? That place always is kind of cheap! Woman: Good thinking babe, let’s get there and find some answers. The two walked off in to the city, but something didn’t seem right. Man: Hey, I thought they closed that movie theater down a few years ago. Woman: Yeah and I know that restaurant went out of business five years ago. Man: Something’s not right here. Just then a newspaper was tossed in to the garbage can next to the couple. Something about it caught the eyes of the two people. Woman: Okay, now I’m officially freaked out. Man: It can’t be…This date is ten years off! Maybe that trip fucked our eyes up or something. Then something came to them. Woman: Or maybe that weird blue tunnel fucked time up! It must have been caused by that object we found. Man: Great, now what do we do to get back. In an aggravated manner the two walked off to the pokemon center. As the couple started heading for the pokemon center, Ash and co. arrived already. The three made their way up to the front counter. Nurse Joy: Hello! How may I help you? Brock: Hey there Joy, I was wondering if you could give my friends and I a room and, how about you’re phone number as well. Brock was clearly in his girl-crazy mode. Nurse Joy was clearly not amused, Misty had to step in and pull Brock away from the counter. Ash: Don’t listen to him, we just need some rooms. He’s just stupid around girls. Nurse Joy: I see, well we have two rooms available so you can sleep there for the night if you want. Ash: Thanks, can you also take care of our pokemon? Nurse Joy: Sure! Just leave them here and I’ll be back in a while with your room keys. Nurse Joy left, but Brock was still waiting for that phone number. Misty: Honestly Brock, you’d think you’d have learned your lesson by now. Brock: I can’t help it! I just act so weird around girls. Misty: Stupid is more like it! You act as dumb as Ash does most of the time. Ash: Hey! I resent that! Misty: Boy Ash, resent? Do you even know what that word means? From this little incident erupted another classic Ash and Misty fight. Brock had to once again try to pretend he didn’t know them as people started to stare. Brock: ‘Oh shit, here we go again.’ Brock let out a sigh and tried to stop the fight, but to no avail. While this fight was going on the mysterious couple approached the pokemon center. Woman: Here we are. Man: Man, it sure looks smaller. We’d better find out how to get back to our own time. Woman: Yeah, we won’t last long in the past. As the two made their way up to the door the man saw an image that nearly gave him a heart attack. Man: Whoa! Misty, do you see what I see? Adult Misty: I see it, but I don’t believe it Ash. The picture of two young kids fighting over something made the two people stand in disbelief. Adult Ash: Something tells me that crazy hole we fell in to sent us to the past 10 years. Adult Misty: Yeah, I remember this! This is that time we got in to a fight at Goldenrod City and I hit you over the head with my backpack and gave you a bump on the head. Adult Ash: Yeah, from what I can see that should happen in 3..2..1.. Like clockwork the fight grew physical as Misty swung her backpack from around her shoulder and in to Ash’s head. Ash: Ow, damn it Misty why’d you have to do that! Before he could do anything else, Nurse Joy stepped back in to the room. Nurse Joy: Hey! What is going on here? Break it up you two. Ash/Misty: She/he started it! Nurse Joy: Any more incidents like this and I’ll have you all thrown out of this center. Do I make myself clear? Ash: Fine! Still, she started it. Misty: Yeah, right! The brawl abruptly stopped as Nurse Joy forced them to go to their rooms. The adult Ash and Misty were still standing outside the door in awe of what they had just seen. Adult Ash: That was weird. Adult Misty: Yeah. Are you sure it’s wise to stay here? Adult Ash: We don’t have the money, I guess we have no choice. Adult Misty: Right, but we had better stay away from our past selves. Adult Ash: Good thinking. They waited for their past selves to be completely out of sight before they entered the lobby. As they were heading to the desk, something caught Ash’s eye. It looked like a small book. Ash picked it up out of curiosity and continued to the front desk. Adult Misty: Hon, I need to get me a snack. Adult Ash: Alright, I’ll get us a room. The adult Ash walked up to Nurse Joy who was already starting to blush from the upcoming customer. Nurse Joy: ‘Whoa, hubba hubba who is this.’ Nurse Joy had never seen this stranger before. She eagerly waited to greet the newcomer. Nurse Joy: Hey there, welcome to Goldenrod City. Can I help you? Adult Ash: Yeah, do you have any rooms for the night? Nurse Joy: We do have one left, a group of trainers took the last two on this floor. Adult Ash: Well, I’ll take that room. Nurse Joy: My pleasure, do you…need me to escort you to your room? Ash noticed the grin on her face. He handed her the money need to stay and showed her his wedding ring. Adult Ash: Just the key would be fine. Nurse Joy expressed a look of disappointment. She got the stranger the key and Ash went back to wait for Misty. She arrived back in the main hall and followed Ash to their room for the night. They arrived in small, hot room on the second story of the pokemon center. There was only one bed, a bathroom, and mini fridge. Adult Ash: Some royal suite for a pokemon master. Adult Misty: Adapt. I’m gonna freshen up for bed. Adult Ash: Should…I wait in the bed naked. Adult Misty: Hold your horses Ashy boy. Patience is a virtue. Misty went in to the bathroom and closed the door. Ash took out the book he got in the lobby and began to look at it. He skimmed along until he got to a picture with a familiar figure on it. Adult Ash: ‘Hey…That looks like that pokemon we encountered in Ilex Forest eight years ago. What’s it’s name…CELEBI.’ Hey Misty, I got this book in the lobby. You remember that pokemon we met eight years ago…You know, Celebi? Misty shouted from the bathroom. Adult Misty: Yeah, that weird psychic pokemon we saved from that hunter. Adult Ash: I think it might be the reason while we’re here. Misty’s head popped out of the bathroom. Adult Misty: What do you mean? Adult Ash: Listen to this, “the mysterious pokemon of Ilex Forest has been known to cause mass mischief to those who pass it. It has never been observed because it has powers to open up warp holes in time.” Adult Misty: You think that blue light was a warp hole? Adult Ash: Well listen to this, “when the moon is shining bright late at night in the forest the mysterious pokemon has been know to cause the most havoc.” Adult Misty: Well that settles it. That “mysterious pokemon” has to be celebi. Adult Ash: More important though, it says that a bright moon in the late night may provoke the pokemon. My guess is, if we go to that same place we were when we first got here, we might open the hole back to our time. Adult Misty: So that means we’ve got to wait till tomorrow night. Adult Ash: Man, what are we going to do until then? Misty got an idea, she walked up towards Ash and pinned him down on his back on the bed. Adult Misty: Let me answer it this way. We’re alone, nobody knows who we are, and we’ve got an entire day to kill. Misty’s voice had a deep erotic tone. A smile grew on Ash’s face as he saw his wife become sexier by the second. Adult Ash: No wonder I married you. So smart, and so fun. The two let their lips meet in a passionate kiss that lasted for at least five minutes. By the time they had stopped, Misty had sensuously removed her hulter top. For the rest of the night the young couple made love every which way in their room. That night, the young Ash and Misty slept in separate rooms, but in their sleep they shared the same dream of love that that their older selves were experiencing. Like a psychic bond the dreams in their minds were able to feel, smell, and see in a vivid way never experienced before. Their young minds drifted towards each other in thought as the two progressed in to a deep sleep. The next morning at around eight, the young Ash and co. woke up to a sunny morning. The pidgeys were chirping and the sun was shining. Ash: Morning Brock. Brock: Hey man, how’d you sleep. Ash: I don’t know, I feel great though. Brock: That good huh? Well let’s get something to eat. The two got dressed and went next door to Misty’s room. They knocked and she came to the door already dressed. Misty: Hey guys! Brock: You look chipper. Misty: I don’t know, I just slept really well last night. I don’t know why. Ash: You too huh, so did I. Brock: Weird, while you two don’t think you need it I definitely could go for some coffee. With no objections the trio went out for breakfast while they waited for their pokemon to be fully ready. Ash and Misty couldn’t help but feel weird from the dreams they had last night. The vivid images of love and passion kept the two in a state of constant pondering. For the first time in a while they didn’t fight all morning. The dreams they had befuddled their abilities to act malevolently towards one another. After eating breakfast the trio walked around the shops in the city until around noon. Back at the pokemon center the older Ash and Misty were just waking up due to their exhaustion from last night’s “activities.” Adult Ash: Hmmm, hey beautiful. Adult Misty: Morning, sleep well? Adult Ash: Like a baby, thanks in large part to you. Adult Misty: Same here. After lying in bed for a few sleepless minutes the couple decided to finally get up. Adult Misty was the first to get up. She gathered her cloths from around the room from the “busy” night they had. After gathering her cloths she headed towards the bathroom. Adult Misty: Well, I’m going to take a shower. Adult Ash: Okay. Misty walked in to the bathroom still nude from the previous night. Adult Misty: Oh Ash. Adult Ash: Yeah. Adult Misty: Care to join me? A slow smile came across adult Ash’s face as he got up and walked to the bathroom with his wife. The two shared a steamy hot shower to wake them up. They took turns washing each other’s bodies, but gentle washing lead to more as their love for each other turned to pure passion in a short period of time. On the floor below the young trio woke up from a restful nights sleep. Ash: Man I sure slept good. Brock: Yeah you sure sounded like it. Ash: What are you talking about? Brock: I heard you making some weird noises last night, you must have had a really “special” dream. Ash slightly blushed as Brock and Pikachu laughed Ash’s predicament. After getting ready for the day the two met up with Misty, who also seemed unusually chipper. Misty: What a night! I can’t remember the last time I slept that good. Brock: Must have had the same dream Ash was having. Misty: What? Brock: Oh, nothing. Brock and Pikachu continued to hold back their laughter, but it was obvious that those two slept well for a real good reason. It was just a little embarrassing to bring up, well for Ash and Misty that is. The rest of the mourning went without incident as the trio ate breakfast toured the city for a while. By the afternoon they were ready to go back to the pokemon center to get their things and be on their way. As they waited to get their pokemon back two familiar faces appeared. Jesse: Prepare for trouble! James: And make it double! Ash: Oh, no not you guys again! Misty: Don’t you ever get tired of that stupid motto!? Jesse: What? How dare you insult our motto! We’ll show you with are new freeze guns. Meowth: It’s time to teach you twerps some respect! Team Rocket fired their weapons, freezing people who were trying to escape and freezing anybody who tried to stop them. Ash: Pikachu! Take them down with a thunder bolt! Pikachu: Yeah! Prepare to blast off losers! James: I think not you little rat. James fired two bursts of ice at pikachu’s face causing the two disks in it’s cheek to get covered with ice. Jesse: You’ve been unplugged twerps! Now it’s time to pay, hand over all your pokemon or we’ll freeze you and take them from you! While this racket was going on the adult forms of Ash and Misty were up in their room relaxing and enjoying the peace of the past without the commotion of being celebrities in the future. They were still trying to regain some energy from their “activities.” Adult Ash: What on earth is going on down there, a war? Adult Misty: Sounds like it. What do you say we check it out? Adult Ash: Okay. The couple threw the rest of their clothes on and went downstairs. They were greeted with a familiar sight. Adult Ash: Hey, I remember this! Adult Misty: Yeah, me too! Adult Ash: Should we do something? Adult Misty: I don’t know, it might screw up time or something. Adult Ash: Not if nobody knows who we are. Let’s use different names and have a little fun with our past. Adult Misty began to smile at her husband’s idea. While team rocket was getting ready to plunder the stash of pokemon in the back of the center, the two entered the room. Adult Ash: Whoa, some exterminators you are. It looks like you didn’t hit a single bug. Guess that’s because team rocket is here. Jesse: Who said that? Why you… Jesse froze at the sight of a very attractive male that looked a little older than she was. His dashing black hair and perfect physic momentarily paralyzed her. At the same time James and Meowth saw a beautiful woman accompany the man with a perfect figure and long flowing hair. The team quickly snapped out of the trance and aimed their freeze rays at the strangers. Jesse: We’ll make you pay for those remarks! James: And we’ll make that pretty little face of yours in to shit! Adult Ash: Really, that’s nice. By the way, did you know that Jesse went out on a date with BROCK! James: Waaaaa! In a split second the adult Ash leaped forward and kicked the gun out of his hand. Jesse: You dumb ass pull yourself together! I never would go out with squinty eyes! Adult Misty: I know, he’d never go out with you. You gained to much wait for his type. Jesse’s face turned bright red. Jesse: WHAT DID YOU SAY?! Adult Misty: You heard me. Then adult Misty’s voice turned to that of Eric Carmen from South Park. Adult Misty: Hey you guys, seriously she’s fucking fat! Seriously you guys she’s fucking fat! Jesse: Ahhhhhhhh! Jesse lunged towards adult Misty and pointed her ice gun at her, but the same thing happened to her. Adult Misty swiftly kicked the gun out of her hands like in karate movies. Meowth: You numbskulls! Do I have to do everything around here? Alright you two, I’ve got a little present for you. Meowth pulled out a voltorb from the pokemon center counter and prepared to throw it at the two. Adult Ash: A voltorb? You’ve got to be fucking kidding me. Hey meowth, wanna see a scary face…ROARRRRRRRRRRR! Adult Ash made a hideous face like the one from the movie Beatlejuice. Meowth immediately froze in his place still holding the voltorb. Before meowth could move again the volatile voltorb exploded. Team Rocket: Looks like team rocket’s blasting off again! Adult Misty: Ladies and gentleman, team rocket has left the building. The crowd of the pokemon center cheered for their new found saviors. Ash and co. were looking at them, enamored by the looks of these total “strangers.” Ash: ‘Whoa my god, she is fucking gorgeous! I’m going to marry that woman!’ Misty: ‘What a body! Damn he’s hot, there’s my dream man!’ Adult Misty: I think these pokeballs are yours kid. Ash blushed. Ash: Uh, thanks. Who are you guys? Adult Ash: Uh, my name is Will and this is my wife Brittany. Adult Ash winked at adult Misty, she smiled back signaling she understood. Ash: I’m Ash and… Misty: Hello there my name is Misty pleased to meet you. They were both visibly disappointed when they heard that they were married. Ash: Listen, thanks for saving us back there. Adult Ash: Oh, don’t worry about it. Adult Misty: Yeah, it was nothing. Brock: No way! You two were awesome! Misty: Yeah, I’ve never seen anybody kick team rocket’s ass like you two did. Ash: At least let us repay you. How about the three of us treat you to dinner? Adult Ash looked at adult Misty. Adult Ash: What do ya think hon? Should we let them? Adult Misty: Well, if you insist. Ash: Great! You won’t regret this! Later that evening, the older Ash and Misty ate dinner with their past selves at a French restaurant. They still went by the names Brittany and Will however. They watched in amusement as the young Ash and Misty had the petty squabbles they so vividly remembered. Adult Ash: So you’re going to be a pokemon master? Ash: You bet! I’ll be the best there ever was. Adult Ash laughed slightly at the irony in that. Adult Ash: I’m sure you will. Brock: Uh Will, if you don’t mind me asking, how did you meet your wife? Adult Ash: Oh, well that’s a long sappy story. We grew up together and were the best of friends for a while. Then, it just bloomed in to something far more beautiful. Misty: How romantic! Adult Misty: Yep, and I’m glad I married this guy. He’s both my friend and lover. Brock: Hey that’s kind of like Ash and Mis… Misty: DON”T EVEN SAY IT ROCK HEAD! The adults laughed at this familiar picture. Adult Ash: Well it’s getting late, hon we don’t want to be late for our “appointment.” Adult Misty: Yeah, thanks a lot you guys. Ash: No thank you! You saved us and our pokemon. Maybe we’ll run in to each other in the future. Adult Ash: Maybe. I’ll see ya round Ash, Misty, Brock. Adult Misty: See ya! Ash and Co: Bye! The group watched the two walk back in the direction of Ilex Forest. For about an hour the couple retraced their steps to the same spot where they were the previous night. Adult Ash: Well, this is the place. Adult Misty: It’s almost time by the looks of it. Just as the moon appeared from behind the clouds the two heard a mysterious echo of laughter. Adult Ash: Did you hear something? Adult Misty: I think so but… Before she could finish a blinding white light engulfed the two in the blink of an eye. Adult Ash and Misty let out a huge scream as they shielded each other from the light. Then in what seemed like a fraction of a second, the light was gone. Adult Ash: What just happened? Adult Misty: I don’t know. They looked around and saw that they were back home in Pallet Town. Adult Ash: Misty, we’re home. A tone of rejoice engulfed the both of them as they looked at their house in front of them. Adult Misty: We’re home! The couple passionately kissed each other in relief, for they were finally home. Hand and hand, the two lovers walked in to their humble dwelling to “celebrate” their return. Back in the past Ash and co. got back to normal. They walked the streets of Goldenrod City towards the gym. Ash: Man that Brittany and Will sure were something. Brock: I’ll say. Misty: That’s the man of my dreams. Ash: And that is the woman of my dreams. Misty: Yeah right Ketchem, that girl is a bit out of your league. Ash: Yeah right, like that guy is anywhere in your ballpark either. Misty: Hey! A guy like that is perfectly within my grasp! Ash: Is not! Misty: Is too! Ash: IS NOT! Misty: IS TOO. Brock: Oh will you two give it a rest already. Man, I can’t wait to see the day when you two will just grow up! The End. AN: That’s it! I hope you enjoyed that story. If I get enough reviews and requests, I’ll work on the lemon version of this story, but only if you people say you want it. Thanks, and I am grateful that you have read my story. Please e-mail me at slickboy444@aol.com for your thoughts on my writing. See you around!