Disclamer: I don't own pokemon.

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" Hey this is k.J Kool from spy TV. And today with the camra in my glasses 
I'm going to try and apply for this lovely job in Varidian city gym." She is 
a lovely blond haired blue eyed girl. Dressed in blue  jeans and   white 
shirt. Shes holding  a pair of green sun glasses before she puts them on. 
She walks into the gym and talks to a person.

" Hello miss are you here for a gym battle or to apply for gym asstant." A 
nice young man addresed.

" Who me I'm here for the job I mean I could go for a pokemon battle but I 
got some really crapy pokemon. Maybe it's because I get all my pokemon by 
beating up week trainors." K.J. Kool said dully. The guy was looking at her 
as thoe he was insane. " Oh well then follow me please." She dose so and he 
leads her to some really nice wooden doors. "What was your name miss?" He 
asked stopping. " Oh my name is Jane loveheart." She lied." Ok Jane I'll see 
if our leaders busy. PLease stay here." He walks in the office.

" Damn this place is so taky." She said looking around. She jumped up when 
the kid came back and said " Umm... miss our leader will see you now." He 
said walking past her. She walks into the office. To be greeted by the one 
and only Giovanni. " Hello Jane, your here for the Gym asstaint job. If you 
are then please take a seat." She dose so.
" So tell me about your self and why you want this job?" He asked politly.

" Well I'm 21, I come from Varidian city I just love pokemon even thoe I'm 
not a real good trainor. The reason I would want this job, Is because my 
current job is getting too risky." Jane finished. " Well what is your 
current job?" Giovanni asked interested. " Well I'm a drug dealer.  But the 
real problem is I killed this officer Jenny two nights ago and now I'm in 
some real troble." She said plainly. Giovanni was sitting there not very 
suprized." My assitaint said you steal pokemon from weak trainors care to 
tell me about that." Giovanni said smirking. " Oh that, I steal peoples 
pokemon what eles is there to it, oh and I also comite arson at random, I 
burnt down some guys house and then there was this barn. I could go on but 
you wouldent be interested in that. I just want a normal job where I don't 
have to run from the police." She said like she was talking to  normal 
person.

" Oh my it's like your the devil but only in my office, witch is the perfect 
place because I have the perfect job for you. How would you like to work for 
team rocket?" He asked plainly. " Cool you got connections to team rocket, 
hell yea I'll join them I sell weed to half the mebers any way. How do I 
join." She said getting all excited but still sitting down cooly. " I'v got 
my connections, say I know the leader all to well." He said slyly. " Cool, 
can you set me up?" She asked interested.  " How about now." He said pulling 
out a application." Sure I'll fill this out at home." She said getting ready 
to leave." I think you should do it here." Giovanni insisted. " Fine." She 
said sitting back down. She toke a look at the application. Then filled it 
out.

Name: Jane Loveheart

Pokemon: Pidgey, dead ratta, dead weedle, hoot hoot, dead ladyba and zubat.

Stuff like that.

" Here you go." Jane said handing him her application. He looks at it. " I 
see...... welcome to team rocket." Well yea but theres one thing that I must 
tell you because I can't have it anyother way..." Pauses for a second and 
smirks widly. " Your on spy TV." She said qiukly." What Giovanni said 
loudly." I really must be going thatks for the information." Pulls out a 
pokeball and a Mew comes out. " Mew get me out of here now use your 
teleport." Mew dose and shes out of there.

" Damn it." GIovanni said angerly leaving his office.Never to return again. 
Later that night the police station was blown up by a guy hyped up on weed 
the end.


FIN

I don't know what to say about this one  just that it was really messed up. 
But PLZ review if you read any of this.