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(These characters are from Dannichu's fics. This certain fic isn't as long and crazy, but it was the best that we [StarryMist and MysteryFireyGirl] could do.)
Boring disclaimer: We do not own Pokemon of any kind, blah blah blah, we don't even own Pokemon GameBoy games, blah blah blah, and we only WRITE about Pokemon. There.
Doesn't Nintendo already have enough money? Sheesh...
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Pikachu: Um… so who's the author again?
Bulbasaur: I don't know, there's no title either… I'm hungry, I'm gonna buy some Thai food this time. You want some?
Togepi: I want some! I never get any during lunchtime. I always get stupid pie!
Pichu: I thought you liked pie.
Togepi: Er…well…not anymore! I WANT THAI FOOD!
Squirtle: But yesterday you said that you liked pie instead of CHEESE!
Togepi: Well…yesterday was ages ago!
Bulbasaur: Okaaay. Well, what does everyone want at the Tongdang Thai Kitchen?
Pikachu: WHAT!? You're getting food from a HUMAN restaurant?
Bulbasaur: Well, how else am I supposed to order in San Marino, CA? Wait, we're in San Marino?!
Togepi: Are you there yet? I WANT THAI FOOD!
Bulbasaur: Well, NO! I haven't even gone out the door!
Pikachu: Ok…I'll order…the Thai Fried Rice!
Togepi: NOOO! Not the fried rice! I can't STAND fried rice!
Pichu: But it's Thai food!
Togepi: Stop arguing wid me, you imbecile!
Pikachu: You don't have to eat that. You can eat the Thai Chicken Noodle.
Togepi: I HATE NOODLES!
Pichu: But it's-
Togepi: Stop arguing wid me, you imbecile!
Squirtle: But you already said that.
Togepi: (looks up at script) Oh. Stop arguing wid me, you imbeciles!
Bulbasaur: Ok...I want the Thai Fried Rice also, & Togepi, you can get the Yellow Curry.
Togepi: Uh, ok. But why is it yellow?
Squirtle: Most curry is yellow, Togepi!
Togepi: But I like this kind of curry that's brown and mushy and fragranced with a hint of skunk fart!
Pichu: SKUNK FART!?
Togepi: Oh yeah! I also heard some local scientists call my curry scat!
Everyone: (gasp) SCAT!?
Togepi: What?
Squirtle: Uh…Togepi, scat is, erm, poo.
Togepi: (gasp) Really?
Everyone: (nod)
Togepi: Oh, so I was eating skunk fart and poo?
Everyone: (nod again)
Togepi: That's, like, way cool!
Everyone: WHAT!?
Bulbasaur: You've gotta be kidding!
Togepi: But I've always wanted to gurgitate and digest the excreted waste of another living creature!
Everyone: (back away slooowly)
Bulbasaur: So, uh, you wanna get the Yellow Curry?
Togepi: Well, ok! Just make sure its not too disgusting.
Pichu: You say that about curry and you like to eat poo? How ironic.
Togepi: Stop arguing wid me, you imbecile!
Pikachu: How many times can you say that?
Togepi: (in stuck-up way) A lot.
Pichu: Sheesh.
Bulbasaur: Well, I'm going now.
Squirtle: Actually, I'm not so hungry anymore.
Pikachu: Me too.
Pichu: Me three.
Bulbasaur: I'm not too hungry either.
Togepi: B-but, I want Thai food!
Squirtle: Sorry, Togepi, but my stomach feels a bit queasy after that poo episode.
Togepi: (eyes turn red) Then you asked for THIS! (starts pummeling Squirtle)
Squirtle: AH! OOH! Help!
Togepi: GRAAR!
Bulbasaur: Ok, ok, I'll get Thai food!
Togepi: (eyes turn normal) Good. 'Cuz I have a taste for BLOOD!
Bulbasaur: I-I unders-s-stand…
Togepi: Then GO!
Bulbasaur: La dee da…
Kadabra: MWA HA HA!
Bulbasaur: This sucks so bad. I have to face Togepi in all his cute evilness, and face Kadabra in all his insane evilness all in one day! I have a hard life.
Kadabra: MWA HA HA!
Bulbasaur: You said that already.
Kadabra: MWA HA HA!
Bulbasaur: Don't you have anything better to say?
Kadabra: MWA HA HA!
Bulbasaur: Now that's REALLY getting annoying. Razor Leaf! (shoots Razor Leaves from, uh, somewhere, I don't no)
Kadabra: (faints)
Bulbasaur: Whew. That was almost too easy. Wait, that can't be good...
Kadabra: MWA HA HA! I HAVE COME TO LIFE ONCE AGAIN!
Bulbasaur: How'd you do that?
Kadabra: I USED MY AWESOME POWER OF RECOVER!
Bulbasaur: This is sucking even worse than I thought. Wait a minute…Dannichu gave you unnatural powers for a Kadabra. So you're not supposed to be able to use Recover!
Kadabra: Uh…
Bulbasaur: You're not the insane, freaky, weird, crazy, cuckoo Kadabra after all!
Kadabra: Well, I guess not. (shrug)
Bulbasaur: Sheesh. Everyone seems to be cuckoo today.
Real Kadabra: MWA HA HA!
Bulbasaur: (freezes & turns head) Uh oh.
Real Kadabra: I HAVE COME TO WREAK HAVOC ON ZE WORLD!
Kadabra: Er, I think I should be going now.(teleports)
Bulbasaur: Great. Razor Leaf!
Real Kadabra: (faints)
Bulbasaur: Now, THAT was simple enough.
Bulbasaur: Darn! I forgot my wallet where I battled!
Back at battling place…
Bulbasaur: Hey! It's gone! (looks around and sees fake Kadabra) Hey!
Kadabra: Uh oh…
Bulbasaur: RAZOR LEAF!!!
Kadabra: Nooo! (faints)
Bulbasaur: Am I having déjà vu or what?
Bulbasaur: Finally! Hi, can I have some Yellow Curry to go?
TacoBellDog: Here you go. That'll be 2,671,983,045 credits.
Bulbasaur: Not you again!
TacoBellDog: Oh, one of Dannichu's unfortunate Pokemon.(smirk)
Bulbasaur: I'll have your head…grr…(remembers Togepi) Oh. I gotta go!
TacoBellDog: You didn't pay yet!
Bulbasaur: Pay, my butt! Razor Leaf!
TacoBellDog: AAH! (Faints)
Bulbasaur: I'd better get going. Or else I'll owe him 2,671,983,045 credits.
Bulbasaur: Hello, Togepi? I got your Yellow Curry.
Togepi: Huh? Oh. I liked curry ages ago. Now I like chili cheese fries!
Pichu: But you said you liked curry better than pie better than cheese!
Togepi: Oh. Who cares? I WANT CHILI CHEESE FRIES!
Squirtle: Here we go again…