The Chaos Cronicles
by Puppy Power

*At Mauville City*

Everyone gathers around with tacos in their hands as they watch Vegeta blow up Wattson's gym. When he blows it up, everything else blows up from all the electricity.

"NO! MY TACO!" Trunks yelled.

"VEGETA YOU IDIOT!!" InuYasha yelled at Vegeta.

"AAAAAHHHHHH! WHAT WILL THE COWS DO???" Tails asked before he killed a Miltank.

An evil laugh was heard from the Pokemon Day Care.

"Who's that?" Sonic asked.

"It sounds like that Naraku guy," Kuwabarra guessed.

"You are correct," Naraku appeared before them.

"Now, Tails, about that question. The cows will be fine if you don't kill them." Vegeta answered Tails' query.

"Yay!" Tails celebrated by calling 911 for no reason over and over.

"What will the roaches do?" Goku asked.

"They will be dead if you don't kill them because I will." Vegeta replied.

"You will do what?" Tails asked.

"Kill them." Vegeta replied.

"Kill who?"

"The roaches."

"What roaches?"

"The ones that Kakarot was talking about."

"Who's Kakarot?"

"GOKU, YOU IDIOT!!!!"

"I've never heard of goku you idiot. Is he nice?"

"mmmmmmmmm, no! He's pure evil!!"

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!! Kakarot's gonna kill the roaches!! NNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

"Yeah, what you said."

Goku accidentally stepped on a roach.

"NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Tails cried.

"Kakarot! You killed the roaches!!" Vegeta killed a roach. "No! I killed the roaches!!" he cried.

Naraku used his Miasma attack, and all the roaches in the universe were destroied.

"NNNOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Goku and Tails cried.

"YYYEEESSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Naraku argued.

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"STOP IT!" InuYasha made them stop..................for a little while.

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"STOP!" he tried again.

"OK," Tails agreed.

"THANK YOU!" he sounded relieved.

"YES!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!" Naraku laughed.

"Shut up! It's not fun anymore!" Vegeta told Naraku.

"Yeah. Arguing is sssssooooooo five seconds ago. The new cool thing is to wet your pants!" Shippo said after he wet his pants. After he made that statement, everyone started to wet their pants.

"Fine! To be cool I'll wet my pants!" Naraku said... he wet his pants.

"AAAHHHHH!" Kurama screamed.

"Wetting your pants isn't cool anymore! Calling 666 is now!" Brock informed, the wood block still on his forehead. Five seconds later, everyone takes out a cell phone from behind their backs and calls 666.

"No, no, no!" Snugglebutt said to the insane group.

"Who the heck are you?" InuYasha asked.

"I'm Snugglebutt! The blue robin!" he replied.

"..........................Why are you here?" Goku asked.

"Hello? I'm the guest star of this chapter!" then he looked at the top of the chapter. It read:

The Chaos Cronicles
by Puppy Power

*At Mauville City*

Everyone gathers around with tacos in their hands as they watch Vegeta blow up Wattson's gym. When he blows it up, everything else blows up from all the electricity.

"What?!" Snugglebutt was confused. "It's supposed to say this:

The Chaos Cronicles
by Puppy Power

Author: Hey everyone! This is Puppy! In this chapter we're going to guest star my brother's made up character, Snugglebutt! Snugglebutt is a cute little robin. He's blue and is 72 years old. He should appear in the end of the chapter. Make sure  to watch for him!
-Puppy

*At Mauville City*

Everyone gathers around with tacos in their hands as they watch Vegeta blow up Wattson's gym. When he blows it up, everything else blows up from all the electricity.
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"So?" Everybody asked.

"So, the latest thing in cool is to wear your poop as clothes! It's the coolest style in fashion too!"

"It is?" Rouge asked.

"Yeah, it is. Calling 666 isn't fun! Everyone that's someone already did that!"

"Uh-Oh! I'm not someone!" Naraku whispered as he took out his cell phone and did it quietly.

"I heard that, Naraku! And, you're right, you're not someone!" InuYasha could hear him dial the number because of his sense of hearing.

"Ha ha! Naraku's a nobody!" Ash teased.

Naraku started to cry. "Wwwwaaaahhh! You guys are no fun! I'm, I'm..." Naraku struggled for words.

"You're what?" Hiei asked.

"I'm, I'm telling on you!" He said. With that, he grabbed his disguise and took off.

"Now, then, who else is a nobody?" Snugglebutt asked.

"Not me!!" all 42 of them stated.

Next chapter's city: Victory Road (I know, that's not really a city!)