Disney’s: The Little Mermaid

Pokemon Style

Disclaimer: I don’t own Pokemon or The Little Mermaid. All characters except the one I’m introducing here all belong to their perspective owners.

Director: Rob Steele (Named after a director I’ve worked with in my plays)

Rolls

Ash: Eric

Misty: Ariel

King Triton: Prof. Oak

The list goes on but all animals will be played by Pokemon.

Act two, Scene 2

Misty is in a bathtub full of bubbles. She looks at one with curiosity but it popped and she formed another while the nanny, or who we all know as Delia Ketchum, Ash’s mother, is washing her clean.

"Washed up from a shipwreck! Oh, the poor thing." She said rinsing Misty off. "We’ll have you fixed up in no time."

Krabby stuck his head out of the so-called ‘dress’ Wingul made her wear only to have it picked up by Delia. He quickly hid back into the pocket and tried to stay hidden. Delia looked at it giving it an awkward look at it.

"I’ll just have this uh…washed for you." She said before placing it outside where some ladies are washing laundry.

The ladies were discussing about Misty, the fact Ash was single, and other things. The ladies were a few ladies like Nurse Joy, Officer Jenny, plus many more. Krabby was being stuck being washed with the ‘dress’ and when the squeeze thing (whatever that’s called) squeezed it dry; he was flat as a pancake and he ended up going into the kitchen.

The kitchen, to Krabby, was a gross site. (I’m sure it was to many of you) All around there were signs that the chef was cooking seafood. A fish had its body and head cut apart by a clever and when Krabby saw some stuffed crabs, he fainted.

~~~ Dining room ~~~

Ash was by the windows while he and Brock were discussing the girl who saved him. (We all know who that was)

"Oh come on Ash, be reasonable." Brock said to his friend trying to make him change his mind. "Nice girls don’t just save people and flutter off like they never…"

"I’m telling you Brock, she’s real and I’m going to find her!" Ash stated interrupting Brock before facing the window and putting his arm on it. "And I’m going to marry her."

Giggling could be heard from Ash’s mother as he and Brock turned to see her and a beautiful figure standing at the entrance.

"Now don’t be shy dear." Delia encouraged Misty as she began to walk into the dining room.

When Misty was out of the shadows, she was seen in a stunning pink and white dress with her hair with a bow in it along with jewelry on. When Ash saw her, he thought he had died and gone to heaven. He stared at her as if he was in a trance and couldn’t take his eyes off her.

"Oh, Ash isn’t she a vision?" Brock asked being impressed by how beautiful Misty was.

Misty looked at Ash, noticing the small blush on his face. He stared at her up and down and then recovered.

"Uh…you look wonderful." Ash said sincerely

It was Misty’s turn to blush as she tried to hide it from Ash, hearing his comment. Brock then took her hand and led her to her seat. Ash just couldn’t stop staring at her; the only thought in his mind was, ‘She’s so beautiful! Of course Ash, you’ve always known she was beautiful!’.

"Come, come you must be hungry my dear." Brock said.

Ash came up to her and pulled her chair out and let her be seated being a true gentleman. The real Misty was impressed that Ash matured over the years since she first met him. He wasn’t the 10 year-old boy she used to argue for a new bike over anymore; he was a man who was a gentleman. Misty then noticed a fork among her silverware; while Ash and Brock were discussing something, she took it and began combing her hair for a while. The room went silent as Misty looked at the two of them noticing the awkward looks they were giving her. Embarrassed, she put the fork down; but then she noticed Brock’s pipe. Noticing she was looking at his pipe, Brock handed it to her.

"Would you light it?" Brock asked as she took it. "It’s very…

Before he could finish, she blew into it blowing black smoke all over Brock’s face. When the smoke cleared, Brock’s face was almost completely black. Ash and the audience let out laughter as Misty gave it back. Delia, noticing her son’s laughter went over to him.

"Ash, that’s the first time I’ve seen you smile in weeks!" She complimented.

Brock cleaned his face straightening out. "How very amusing." He said before asking what was for dinner. "Oh, Delia what is on the menu for this evening?"

"Oh, you’ll love it!" She said. "The chef’s been preparing his special, stuffed crab."

~~~ Kitchen ~~~

(A/N: Time for Louis the Chef everybody! But in this case, James the Chef LOL!)

Krabby looked from hiding seeing the chef pulling out a bowl of dead fishes from the oven. He was singing things in French like ‘Les Champs Ellysees’ and more before straightening his bow tie and clearing his throat beginning the song, ‘Les Poisson’. (That’s French for, ‘Some Fish’ in case some of you need a French lesson)

Les poissons
Les poissons
How I love les poissons
Love to chop

He sang just as he took the clever and sliced off a fish’s head. Krabby cringed, hearing the clever chop and watching it. He closed his eyes and cringed again hearing three chops repeatedly. As he continued to be sickened by the chef’s cooking, James kept singing.

And to serve little fish
First I cut off their heads
Then I pull out the bones
Ah mais oui
Ca c'est toujours delish

(Oh, in case some of you are wondering what he’s singing in French, ask someone who’s fluent in the language.)

Krabby felt like he was going to be sick by the way James was going to cook his fellow sea creatures. (You would be too if you saw what really went on in kitchens like those.) James kept on chopping away at fish heads and singing at the same time while preparing dinner.

Les poissons
Les poissons
Hee hee hee
Hah hah hah
With the cleaver I hack them in two

He chopped off another fish’s head just as Krabby was going to run, the fish head landed right in front of him and he stopped in fright. James kept on singing and preparing the fish for dinner.

I pull out what's inside
And I serve it up fried
God, I love little fishes
Don't you?

After cutting the fish’s head off, James pulled out the insides of the fish and cooked it on a frying pan before serving it on a plate. Krabby found a piece of lettuce and hid under it trying to sneak his way out of the kitchen. But James took a mallet and began smashing a fish flat.

Here's something for tempting the palate
Prepared in the classic technique
First you pound the fish flat with a mallet

When James pounded the mallet, he flew off the counter along with other stuff on it. He hid again under the lettuce before hearing more gross stuff from James’ preparations for the fish. (A/N: For those with weak stomachs, I suggest you skip this part as well as you vegetarians.)

Then you slash through the skin
Give the belly a slice
Then you rub some salt in
'Cause that makes it taste nice

When James was describing those horrid moves, Krabby cringed even more. Just after James put the salt on he rather was holding the fish body close to his cheek, he picked up the piece Krabby was under. Krabby, seeing his cover blown hid like a Squirtle into his shell (if he can). James then picked him up before continuing.

"Zut alors, I have missed one!"

Sacre bleu
What is this?
How on earth could I miss
Such a sweet little succulent Krabby?

After continuing he began to ‘prepare’ Krabby for dinner. First he put him in a bowl of sauce, then he dashed some flour on Krabby (Which made him sneeze), then James took him and stuffed his mouth full of stuffing but he spit it out, and then James tossed him towards a very hot pot. (Hey that rhymed)

Quel dommage
What a loss
Here we go in the sauce
Now some flour, I think
Just a dab
Now I stuff you with bread
It don't hurt 'cause you're dead
And you're certainly lucky you are
'Cause it's gonna be hot
In my big silver pot
Toodle loo mon poisson
Au revoir!

Just as the song ended, Krabby held on to the inside of the pot before a bubble popped burning him out of the pot and onto the counter. James, hearing it looked over to it being confused. Krabby hid again just as James took a flipper (A/N: Krabby’s too big for the other kitchen utensil.) and looked closer at Krabby.

"What is this?" He asked just before Krabby took his claw and pinched James’ nose.

James screamed in pain as he held his nose. Krabby jumped away from him just as James landed his hand on a frying pan. Again, he screamed in pain just as the frying pan landed on his foot. He held his foot and jumped around yelling ‘ow’ several times. He then took a bunch of knives and threw them at Krabby who hid under the counter. James went over there with his clever ready to slice and dice. Krabby then took the bowl of sauce and put it over James’ head. The bowl broke and now James was mad; he took his clever and sliced the counter but noticed Krabby was gone and noticed he went to a shelf full of plates and pans. He ran over there with a mallet and Krabby hid in the shelves just as James jumped and crashed into the shelves.

~~~ Dining room ~~~

Hearing the crash in the kitchen, Delia, Misty, Brock, and Ash were wondering what was going on in the kitchen. Delia laughed nervously and looked at the three. "I think I’d better go see what James is up to." She said before dashing to the kitchen.

~~~ Kitchen ~~~

The kitchen was a mess after James was in rage. He was still looking for Krabby like a madman.

"Come on out you little pipsqueak and fight like a Pokemon!" James yelled before continuing his search.

"James!" Came Mrs. Ketchum’s angry voice, which made James hit his head as pots fell on him. "What are you doing?!"

"I was just uh…" He said trying to explain but then shrugged and put out a flame on his mustache. "I’m sorry madame." He finally said grinning sheepishly.

Delia made an angry scoff before grabbing the three plates containing dinner for her son and two friends and heading towards the dining room.

~~~ Dining room ~~~


"Now Ash, I’ve been thinking with this new guest I think it would be wonderful if she would join you on say…a tour of the kingdom?" Brock inquired just as Delia came in with the food.

Ash wasn’t paying attention (Like that’s anything new?) but he was paying attention to the beauty sitting next to him. (Now that’s new.) "Huh? Did you say something Brock?"

"Come on Ash! Don’t be such a lazy bum and do something in your life." Brock stated as he lifted the lid of his plate up.

Misty looked noticing Krabby was under it. He gestured her to be quiet (Like she was going to say anything) and she lifted her plate gesturing him to go under her lid. He did so before Ash and Brock finished their conversation and Misty quickly closed the lid and pretended nothing happened.

"So, would you like to join me on a tour of my Kingdom of Pallet tomorrow?" Ash asked her.

She nodded with excitement saying, ‘yes’.

"Wonderful then!" Brock exclaimed getting his fork ready. "Now let’s eat before this Krabby wanders off my plate!"

Just as Brock brought his fork down he only heard the fork hit the plate. When he looked, he noticed Krabby wasn’t there. Shocked by his word he was wondering where he had gone off to.

~~~ Later that night ~~~

Misty was in her pajamas and watching Ash from her balcony. Ash was playing with Pikachu and dodging thundershocks while he was at it. Pikachu climbed up on his shoulder laughing in pokemon language. Ash laughed as well and scratched his little companion’s ears before looking up and noticing Misty. He smiled and gave her a wave. Startled, Misty blushed, smiled, and returned with a small wave before going back into her room.

"The things I do for you young lady." Krabby stated while Misty lied down on her bed and nearly sank into it, literally. "Tomorrow we’ve got to get that boy to kiss you. Now you have to bat your eyes like this…" He said demonstrating it. "And you’ve got to pucker up your lips like this…" He said again demonstrating but noticed she fell asleep.

He smiled, went and put the covers over her, and blew the candle out. He patted her head before going to sleep himself.

"You are hopeless child, completely hopeless." He said Yawning as the scene ended.

 

End Act 2, scene 2

 

A/N: Whew! Finally updated! Thanks again everyone for reviewing my story. I’m glad you all liked it.

Now someone asked me if I had been watching the movie while writing this story. The answer to that is, "yes". I watched the movie several times trying to get every scene right. I tried to get every movement, line, and face gesture right. But at least many of you like the story. I promise you people, you won’t be disappointed. Thanks again! Bye!