PokeMon: Worst of the Worst



CHAPTER ONE:

Brown Gets a Name for Himself

Terry Brown was your average everyday Civilian. He ate, drank, slept, and did 
all of the things you and I do. It was an average day. Every kid in Jerewark 
town ran over to see Professor Pine’s new Pokemon that he had just caught. But 
this time there was no Pokemon. Instead there was a “FOR SALE: TWO ROOM 
LABORATORY WITH SNACK BAR” sign. The kids were disappointed that Pine was 
moving, but hey, life goes on. A week passes, and finally, a new moving truck 
pulls in and starts unloading. Kids from all over town flock over to see. Brown, 
the quiet type, kept to himself, as usual. But when all the kids and movers were 
done, he went inside.
	An unpleasing smell fills the room. He then goes over to a table, where a 
note was left:
“To anybody who was willing to barge into my lab:
A long time ago, I caught three rare specimens. It is a trio designed for one 
another’s destruction. People, take one! One a piece. I go by the honor system. 
There is a label on each one’s pillow.
				Sincerely,
					Professor Apple.”
	Brown walks over to the trio of Pokemon. He picks up one of  the Pokemon. 
It says “Cyndaquil”. “No thank you.” says Brown. He goes over to Mudkip. He 
desides not to. He goes over to Bulbasaur. He sees it, and quickly falls in love 
with it. He picks it up. “What a beautiful creature.” he says to himself. His 
best friend, Green, walks in.
	“Stealing Pokemon? How can you stoop so low to do that?” Terry hands her 
the letter. “Oh, so the crackpot ol’ Professor is giving away Pokemon? Which one 
did you choose?”
	“Bulbasaur, a grass type.”
	“Then I pick Cyndaquil, a fire type.”
	“Hey! That’s not fair!” Brown yells in protest.
	“Fair is an illusion, Brown. Now let’s fight.”
	They both grab Pokeballs, and send out there Pokemon. Bulbasaur tackles 
Cyndaquil. Cyndaquil retaliates with a tackle of his own. Bulbasaur then tackles 
one more time, and Cyndaquil passes out.
	Brown is quickly known as the kid who went against all odds, and won.



I wrote this to give a more realistic feel to fanfics of pokemon. I am so sick 
of guys giving themselves Mews and Flareons as starting Pokemon. No legendary 
Pokemon for Brown.