(in dr.nick voice) Hi everybody! (clears throat) sorry, I'm just so excited to 
be on the pokemon tower, now ON WITH THE STORY!
 
(In pallet town, monday, 8:00 pm)
 
JR- Welcome to Monday Night Raw! I'm Jim Ross with jerry "the king" lawler
 
(backstage)
 
RVD: Ok Brock, when in a sleep holder, you have to elbow--
 
Ash- Hey, RVD. you're up.
 
RVD: OK!
 
Brock- Ash! I haven't seen you in years!
 
Misty: Hello? Is anyone there?
 
Ash: Misty?
 
Misty: A-- (Misty screams as Kane stuffs Misty into a bag)
 
Kane: YOU SEE THIS ASH!? THIS IS WHAT WILL HAPPEN IF I SEE YOUR FACE AGAIN!!!!!
 
(Kane begins to pour gasoline in the bag and all around it)
 
Ash: Y--
 
Kane: Uh, uh, uh. you don't want her to die, do you?
 
Ash:...
 
Kane: DO YOU!!!!??????!!!!!!!!???????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!??????????????
 
sorry this will only be 1/5 of part 1, SO DO NOT, I MEAN DO NOT 
EEEEEEEVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVENNN DARE TRY TO JUDGE THIS UNTIL I SAY!