yo it's the man again, the wwe's version of the summer games, summerslam is not 
long, so to celebrate, I've turned it into a fanfic, i don't own the wwe
 
WWE
SUMMERSLAM
 
 
 
 
commentator: welcome to SummerSlam, and boy do we have a lineup of matches for 
you, first. we have wwe legend Jimmy "superfly'' Snuka versus the hardcore 
legend, catus jack, then we have the road warriors up against the dudley boyz, 
then the intercontinental title, ric flair defends his title against "bad man" 
brock, after that we have a cage match, randy orton up against brock lesnar, 
then we have what is the motherload of all hell matches, a triple threat 
elimination coffin match, kane, versus his brother the undertaker, versus 
mordacai, th-
 
 
 
(triple H's music plays, crowd boos and cheers)
 
commentator: well, triple H coming down to the ring, but what is he doing here?
 
 
Triple H: WrestleMania 25, on that night, history would be made. I defended my 
title to a rookie, an amateur, ash Ketchum was to be made an example from 
evolution, but 1 hour into the match, evolution turned their backs on me. on 
that night, I was humiliated, and a new world heavyweight champion was crowned. 
I WAS TO MAKE HISTORY! I SHOULD BE THE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION, but ... now 
not only do I have to face ash the scrawny little punk, I have to face a 
simpleton, Eugene, who humiliated me on this same night a few years ago. ash, I 
have a message for you, either you lose the match to me, or you will never see 
your wife and kids again!
 
(ash's music plays, crowd cheers wildly)
 
 
triple h: come on, ash, come on coward com--
 
(lights go off, bell tolls, undertaker appears on the screen)
 
Undertaker: triple h.... nothing will happen to ash's family, he isn't here yet, 
I found his wife and kids, there back in Chicago, now ash will be here before 
your match. And he and Eugene will see to it that you rest....in.....peace.
 
(undertaker disappears from the screen)
 
Commentator: well, we can see now that the world heavyweight title match is 
gonna be world war 3.
 
 
(jimmy "superfly" snuka's music plays)
 
 
ladies and gentleman, weighing 328 pounds, wwe legend, jimmy "superfly" snuka!
 
 
(superfly gets in the ring, catus jacks music plays)
 
And his opponent, weighing 359 pounds, the hard-core legend, Cactus Jack!
 
(cactus jack gets in the ring, bell starts)
 
 
commentator: here we go, superfly with a left fist, and cactus jack comes back 
with a DDT. superfly is up, suplex by the hard-core legend, 1,2, and jimmy kicks 
out, clothesline by the superfly, leg drop, connects. jack is up, and a reverse 
DDT by the superfly, 1,2, and catus jack is up, snap suplex by cactus jack, and 
now jack, the cactus jack piledriver! Leg drop by jack, cactus jack going for 
another leg drop, and superfly gets away, kick to the groin by superfly, and now 
superfly setting him up, spinning piledriver, now jimmy on the top rope, it 
could be... IT IS! the superfly splash. 1,2,3!
 
 
here is your winner, jimmy "superfly'' snuka!!!!
 
 
What a match! We'll be right back.
 
 
end of part 1
 
 
OK that went well. now i assure you, this fanfic will be finished before 
SummerSlam, i hope, remember, Read and review, flamers will be tombstoned by the 
undertaker