Chronicles of the Me - Part 2 Disclaimer- Well wouldn't you know it but I still don't own pokemon, If I did, Ash would be er, green, and brock would be a... Penguin. We were headed to Varronerdern Town, to stay with my folks for a christmas,and then head to the party that was on in a few weeks at one of their big hotels. We were meeting some friends there from Jhoto, and getting together with our famillies and stuff. I was given a somewhat rude awakening, when I found I was immensely cold and soggy. This of course is the usual affect obtained when your best mate only goes and chucks a smegging bucket of water over your head at six in the morning! "You'll get that every morning until you fix my alarm clock!" "But your alarm clock's supopsed wake you up, not me!" "And?" "Urrr... Never mind." I got out of my hammok and went inside my tent to get changed out of my dripping pyjamas. I usually wore a black, plain, tee-shirt, black jeans and some kind of silver trinket or other hanging round my neck. I let my browny, black hair do its own thing, and it reached my shoulders in a scraggy sort of mess, rather resembling a small, hairy dog. It earned me the nickname of 'Thatched house'. When I came out, I saw she was wearing her trademark blue tank top, white jeans and the aqua tear drop necklace I got for her last birthday. Today, as usual, she had her golden hair down her back, right down to her waist. "All dried up then?" "Verry funny miss 'lets chuck a buket of water over stan's head and then make bad jokes about it'!" "Right, whats on the menu then?" "Is that the only reason you keep me around, to cater for you!?" "Just joking, just joking!" "Okay then, how does shredded wheat, sorry brillo pads sound?" "Yeah, right. Not funny stan." "Alright, pankakes, scrambled eggs, bananas and bacon." "(drool)" I cooked us up a pretty good breakfast, all the promised items and trimmings, and chucked my chinchou a couple of sausages to eat / mess around with. "Hey, look at that!" My chinchou had tried to eat both sausages at once, making it look like it had swollen up lips! "Ha!", "Nice!" We packed up again and had a look at the map that time forgot. "Where to today thatchboy?" "Well Barbie, were going on route 174 to Varronerdern Town, to stay with my folks for crimbo, remember?" "Oh that route 174 to Varronerdern Town, to stay with your folks for crimbo." "Yes that one." "Well, we need to do something important then don't we?" "Uh?" "CHRISTMAS SHOPPING!" "AAAARGHH!" You see, I despise crhistmas shopping and hate having to choose prersents f or everyone else, so this is going to be the nightmare before I wake up to christmas. "Come on, Varronedern Mall, fast!" "Bollocks, bollocks, bollocks." "What you gunna get me then?" "What do you want, more jewlery?" "Naah, just A new tent." "Oh perfect, sure you wouldn't rather have a penthouse or manor instead?" "Haha, no just a tent'll do fine." "What you gunna get me then mate?" I asked. "Dunno, guess it's a surprise." "Come on, I always tell you." "You ask me, because your braindead." "Oh yeah, I forgot about that." "Never mind, It's a surprise alright" "Okay then." Hells balls was the main thought going through my head right then. The main reasones being, 1)How the hell was I going to afford a new tent? 2)Why won't she tell me what she's getting me? 3)I had to go shopping with her. Aaaargh! Love it? Hate it? Turned into a zombie reading it? Refrain from reviewing for now, my eleven year old brother likes going through my mail.