***AUTHORESS NOTES***

This story's been a blast to write. So thanks for reading it! 

I TOLD you this wouldn't be some long thing like Sapphire Sunsets.
Actually, this was just a quick idea that I wanted to do. I haven't done
much humor in a LONG time, and now I feel more peaceful. ^_^

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Epilogue: That Mudblood


     Hot water streamed through Draco's hair and soaked the Muggle
clothing he had been forced to wear. Brown eyes blinked at him, and then
the girl screamed.

     It took him a minute to realize where he was. Hogwarts. He was home
at last! Oh, thank the gods! He would never have to see those big-headed
skinny freaks ever again!

It took him another minute to realize where else he was.

In the shower. With Hermione Granger.

     Granger screamed again, and Draco threw his arms around her.
"Granger, you have no idea how glad I am to see you!" he exclaimed.

     She looked suspiously at him. "What do you want, Malfoy? And how
did you wind up in my shower?"

     Draco started to cry. Yes, he actually cried. "Hermione." It was
the first time he had EVER called her by her first name and at that
alone, she looked beyond shocked. "I was in a land with people with huge
heads and they kissed and there was a girl named Mary-Sue who had no
flaws and one boy had no eyes and..." He was drabbling, but he didn't
care. It was so nice to be back to Hogwarts.

     "What was this place called?" she asked i a calm voice.

     "I don't know, but there were strange, disobidient creatures called
Peekmoon or something or other and they had white and red balls that
they lived in and it was so scary!" he sobbed.

     "Are you sure this wasn't a dream?" Hermione asked impatiently.

     "I was actually there, Hermione," he moaned. "I would do anything
to keep from going back there."

     "Even dating me?" she smirked and Draco nodded.

     "You're on. We're going out," he told her and she smiled and
stepped out of the shower and into her robes. They walked out of the
Prefects bathroom hand in hand.

     "Mr. Malfoy! Miss Granger!" gasped Professor McGonagall. "What are
you doing coming out of the shower together?" 

THE END