*** AUTHORESS NOTES ***

A very long time ago (almost three years), my old author buddy Melodi
said that every author should show a sense of humor. So back then, when
I was Angel Clefairy, I wrote this. Now, I'm a typically serious author
and I've gone from insanity to suicide, death and incest. 0.o

It's gotten both rave reviews and flames and a BIC award. I think it's
time it shows that it's a little more deserving of the award. So I'm
redoing it in normal format.

Enjoy.
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     One rainy day, Ash, Misty, Brock and Pikachu were eating pizza on
top of a huge television. The sun was a huge purple cherry and it was
raining blue chickens.

     "I've got it!" screamed Erika out of the clear gray sky.

     "The sky is falling!!!We're all going to die!!!!" cried Bugsy as
tears began to roll down his face.

     "MISTY!" scolded Brock. "Don't touch the ham and cheese
sandwiches!"

     Ash replied, "Then don't touch the sacred cookie!"

     Ash and Misty are suddenly sitting on Koga. "This is a stick-up!
Give me all the cheese or Falkner will be nice to Tracey!" Pikachu said
in a Mafia like voice.

     "The horror!" cried Misty, as she gave a slice of mozerella to the
rodent.

     Suddenly a lot of people go up and hit Tracey on the head with
breadsticks. "Oh my God!!!Pryce is being killed by a giant mouse wearing
onion rings!!!" sobbed Whitney in a preppy voice.

     "I need to hide. The goverment is after me!!!I admit it! I stole
the goverment cheese!" confessed Morty.

     Jasmine sang, "Jingle bells, Grimer smells just like green toast.
Count somehere, count some there to see who eats the most!!!"

     "BROCK ATE LANCE!" yelled a person that nobody knows hysterically.
Brock chomped on a cape that looks suspiciously like Lance's.

    "All right," Clair said angrily. "Who put the bread pudding in the
suitcase? It was you, wasn't it?" The highly acclaimed gym leaer glared
at a nearby rock.

     "MOMMY!" sobbed Lt. Surge. "Ralph ate glue again!"

     Ralph from the Simpsons stands there eating glue and finally says
"I'm Idaho!"

     Draco Malfoy falls from the sky and lands on a pile of garlic bread
and then is being repeatedly hit with a Rattata.

     Ralph, who is the one hitting poor Draco, began to cry. "Leave me
alone!" Draco passed out, as did the Rattata and Ralph bounded off to
eat some glue.

     Karen sang, "It's my party and I'll cry if I want to, cry if I want
to,Cry if I want to. You would cry if you were in this fic too!"

     "I'm going to blow up Denny's with a Jigglypuff. 
Want to join me?" questioned Will.

     Bruno drooled. "Let's sing a merry song."

     Koga, who was scratching his nose, said, "Let's dance a happy jig."

     "Let's eat chicken liver pie and pick our noses!" exclaimed Janine
gleefully.

     "ASH!" Misty yelled. "I told you not to touch the donkey spleen!"

     "You smell like chalk too," retorted Ash.

     "Let's kill Tracey," suggested Brock.

     "Not a bad idea," Chuck agreed.

     "Oh, do you know the Muffin Man? The Muffin Man,The Muffin Man..."
sang Tracey.

     "He stole my line!" cried Bruno.
 
     Everybody in the world goes over and starts to hit Tracey with
toasters. "I think kangeroos are taking over my bathroom," Sabrina
informed the audience, terrified.

     "I'm suing you,Tracey!" Blaine said angrily.

     "Sing Sing together,Merrily Merrily Sing." Giovanni was now singing
the annoying song from the author's 5th grade music class.

     "I want to lay an egg," Gary said with a broad smile on his face.