Hey everybody!!
Finaille Nailo is back in (sorry that I'm so confusing) plus my ff.net
friend, Punky-pika is in and so is my other ff.net friend Mythical Mew.
Here's the cast for the upcoming special that I'll be working on after
the next and final chapter.

Pikachu
Torchick
Jolt
Bayleef
Ashla
Finaille Nailo
Angelical Proportions
Togepretty
Tanya Nonsutoppo
Cloyster
Sassy
Tracey's Sketchbook
Punky-pika
Vulpix
Aki Akito
Flower Powerer
Brian
Blue Flamed Cheetah
Violet Emeralds
Emerald Milotic


That's it! Sorry to everybody else. Also joining us in this episode of
Insane to the Max is Kierra Bear, one of my reviewers.


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Chapter 8:Turkeymon is a Little Scary...

    It is your favorite time in November. (Not mine. I like my birthday
much more...) The TPT version of ff.net's AL and Kierra are hanging out
somewhere but I have no clue where. "I'm bored... All the insanity fics
on ff.net, except Mythical Mew's "When Pokemon go Bad", are so not
insane and ff.net's insanity greats don't update anymore. You know, that
is so depressing," sighs Torchick.
    Everybody sighs. "I mean, how boring is it? FF.net and TPT have
become s-s-s-s-sane!" shouts Flower Powerer, bursting into tears. "Uh,
you guys, we're IN an insanity fic right now, let's make it as insane as
possible," says Emerald Milotic.  "YAH!!" shout our favorite authors.
     Ash and Co. walk up. "Hey you authors, I got a new Pokemon!" Ash
brags. Vulpix sighs with an "I'm-so-bored" look on her face. "Let us see
it," she says. Ash lets out a (BUM BUM BUM BUM!) turkey.
      "O_O Ash, that's kinda not a Pokemon," says Finaille Nailo on th
brink of laughter. Torchick, Pikachu and Cloyster are WAY past that.
The're cracking up. The rest give in and crack up.
      "Turkeymon, attack!" shouts Ash. The turkey runs forward, an evil
look in it's eyes. "OMG! AHHHHHHHH!!!!" shout the authors. The turkey
blows fire and melts Jolt's car. "Torchick, must you always find a way
to torch my car?" Jolt asks. The author nods.
      "RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!!" shouts Pikachu. The turkey hisses. Ash pulls
off his skin. "Ewwy..." mumbles Tanya. Misty pulls off her skin.
"Yucky..." mtters a disgusted Brian.
      

"Prepare for trouble!"

"And make it double!"

"We come to you from toilet nation!"

"To save you all from constipation!"

"To hop and skip with joy and love!"

"To smell all the way to the heavens above!"

"Jessie!"

"James!"

"Team Rocket, prepare to fight!"

"Fluffypoo, that's right!"

(New motto:Most from Black Ninetails' "Hoenn Hysterics!" on ff.net!)

   The authors laugh uncontrollably. They look at Team Rocket. Meowth is
gone, replaced by a Skitty named Fluffypoo. (Also taken from Black
Ninetails' "Hoenn Hysterics!"
    Cloyster blinks at TR. "That is one jacked-up motto..." she says.
The turkey goes after them.

Narrator:This episode is gonna end now, with the authors running away,
screaming and screaming and screaming...

Peace out(Pikachu, never take my ending again! You're gonna make me cry!
:'(   )--

Torchick