I'm soooooooooooo sorry that this took forever to write!! I have to do a new list of authors and I'm really busy and... yah... I am REALLY sorry and I hope you're not bad and I hope that this is funny cuz I'm sad and not feeling too funny... Thanx for everything, you guyz are awesome!! NEW AUTHORZ: Torchick Pikachu Cloyster Ash's Girl Lil Blu Suicune The Jolt Master Ashla Tanya Nonsutoppo Bayleef Mini Marianne Flower Powerer Finaille Nailo Aki Akito Violet Emeralds So there!! Yay!! And here's the last episode of Insane to the Max: wacky Christmas insanity!! (Gawd, I've been watching too many commercials) --------------------------------------------------------------------------- Dedications: This fic is dedicated to my all time BFF's, Pikachu, Finaille Nailo, Lil Blu Suicune, Tanya Nonsutoppo, Ashla, Flower Powerer, Ash's Girl, Aki Akito, Violet Emeralds, Cloyster and Mini Marianne. You guyz rock!! Thanx for everything! And thanx to Jolt for letting me back to TPT. CHAPPY 9: Christmas Chaos!! Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house, many authors were hyper and there was a freak eating a mouse. Torchick was giggling and couldn't breathe. Finaille tried for her 10th time to make Ashla some tea. Pikachu was dancing, just like a psycho. Cloyster decided to name her firecracker Mike-o. Tanya was singing a song about Giggles, Flower Powerer was attempting to make a cat wiggle. Ash's Girl was chasing after Tracey with hate and Jolt decided his age for the day was 8. It was finally 2 in the morning and down the chimney Santa came! They thought he was a burglar and Jolly Old St. Nick, they tried to maim. Violet Emeralds, she smacked him and the authors grew smart. They knew who St. Nick was and then it Wally had to fart. The group abandoned Santa and chased after Wally. They killed him and named a sock Molly. So come's the end of my little tale. In case you are wondering, Molly's hanging on a rail. THE END Whoo! All done! Review!! Stay tuned for the next story!! --Torchick