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"The Real Ash Ketchum"
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May I have your attention please
May I have your attention please
Will the real Ash Ketchum please stand up
I repeat will the real Ash Ketchum please stand up
.....We're gonna have a problem here.........

Ya'll act like you never seen a pokémon trainer before
Jaws all on the floor
Like James and jessie just burst in the door
And started whoopin her ass worse than before
They first were divorced
Throwing her over furniture (aaaaaah)
It's the return of the...
"Awww..wait, no wait, you're kidding,
He didn't just say what I think he did,
Did he?"
And Gary Oak said...
Nothing you idiots, Gary Oak's dead
He's locked in my pokéball
Feminist women love Ketchum
Chicka chicka chicka Ash Ketchum
"I'm sick of him, look at him
Walkin around, grabbin his you know what
Flippin' to you know who"
"yeah, but he's so cute though"
Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose
But no worse than what's goin' on my mama's bedroom
(eheheheh)sometimes,
I wanna get on TV and just let loose
But cant, but it's cool for Brock to hump a dead Stantler
My bum is on your lips, My bum is on your lips
And if I'm lucky, you might just give it a little kiss
And that's the message that we deliver to little pokémon trainers
And expect them not to know what a woman's clitoris is
Of course they're gonna know what intercourse is
By the time they hit 4th grade
They got the discovery channel, don't they?
We ain't nothing but mammals
Well, some of us cannibals
Who cut other people open like cantelopes
But if we can hump dead Stantler's and other pokémon
Then there's no reason that Tracey and another man can't elope
but if you feel like I feel, Nurse joy got's the antidote
Misty wave your panteyhose, sing the chorus and it goes..............

I'm Ash Ketchum
Yes
I'm the real Ketchum
All you other Ash Ketchums are just Ditto's imitating
So wont the real Ash Ketchum please stand up
Please stand up
Please stand up
Cause I'm Ash Ketchum
Yes
I'm the real Ketchum
All you other Ash Ketchums are just Ditto's imitating
So wont the real Ash Ketchum please stand up
Please stand up
Please stand up

Richie don't got to cuss to his pokémon to win badges
Well I do
So fuck him and fuck you too
You think I give a damn about a badge
Half of you leaders can't even stomach me
Let alone stand me
"But Ash, what if you win
Wouldn't it be weird"
"Why? so you guys can just lie to get me here
So you can sit me here next to Giovanni
Shit
Lt. Surge better switch me chairs
So I can sit next to Whitney and Erica
And hear em argue over who she gave head to first
Little bitch, put me on blast on poké TV
"Yeah, he's cute, but I think he's married to Misty, hee hee"
I should kick her ass at the 4 Elite
And show the world how you gave Ketchum VD (aaaaaah)
I'm sick of you little Team Rocket members
All you do is annoy me
So I have been sent here to destroy you
And there's a million of us just like me
Who cuss like me
Who just don't give a fuck like me
Who dress like me
Walk
Talk and act like me
and just might be the next best thing, but not quite me..........

I'm Ash Ketchum
Yes
I'm the real Ketchum
All you other Ash Ketchums are just Ditto's imitating
So wont the real Ash Ketchum please stand up
Please stand up
Please stand up
Cause I'm Ash Ketchum
Yes
I'm the real Ketchum
All you other Ash Ketchums are just Ditto's imitating
So wont the real Ash Ketchum please stand up
Please stand up
Please stand up

I'm like a head trip to listen to
Cause I'm only givin you things
You joke about with your friends inside a pokémon center
The only difference is I got the balls to say it
In front of ya'll and I aint gotta be false or sugar coated at all
I just get on the mic and spit it
And whether you like to admit it (riiip)
I just shit it better than 90% you trainers out can
Then you wonder how can
Kids eat up these albums like Snorlax's
Tt's funny
Cause at the rate I'm going when I'm thirty
I'll be the only person in the pokémon center flirting
Pinchin Joy's asses when I'm jackin off with Officer Jenny
And I'm jerkin' but this whole bag of viagra isn't working
In every single trainer there's an Ash Ketchum lurkin
He could be workin at the poké center, spittin on your baby pokémon
Or in the pokémon stadium parking lot
Circling
Screamin I dont give a fuck
With his windows down and his system up
So will the real Ketchum please stand up
And put 1 of those fingers on each hand up
And be proud to be outta your mind and outta control
And 1 more time
Loud as you can
How does it go? .................

I'm Ash Ketchum
Yes
I'm the real Ketchum
All you other Ash Ketchums are just Ditto's imitating
So wont the real Ash Ketchum please stand up
Please stand up
Please stand up
Cause I'm Ash Ketchum
Yes
I'm the real Ketchum
All you other Ash Ketchums are just Ditto's imitating
So wont the real Ash Ketchum please stand up
Please stand up
Please stand up

Cause I'm Ash Ketchum
Yes
I'm the real Ketchum
All you other Ash Ketchums are just Ditto's imitating
So wont the real Ash Ketchum please stand up
Please stand up
Please stand up
Cause I'm Ash Ketchum
Yes
I'm the real Ketchum
All you other Ash Ketchums are just Ditto's imitating
So wont the real Ash Ketchum please stand up
Please stand up
Please stand up

Haha guess there's an Ash Ketchum in all of us........ fuck it let's all stand up!
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