Characters: Col. Tork Smackey, Scientist Nathan Hale, Molly Hale, Lt. Buzz 
Lance, Lt. James Bomber

 

Tork: ok men, we must survive and not get owned!

(Huey Slick combat chopper lands next to train station)

James: (cocks his .45 Glock Revolver) so what exactly are we here to do anyway?

Tork: well this psycho scientist goes and releases this toxic liquidy substance 
on this town.  Dunno what we have to do exactly, just scout this sector.

Buzz: You said ‘this’ four times.

Tork: Shut up with your nonsense.

James: Heads up we got company!

(Submachine guns are raised and pointed at a Pichu which has walked out from 
behind a building.

Buzz: (lowers his weapon) well hey little-

(Pichu turns to reveal half its head has been bitten off)

Tork: Crap! That aint of this world! Fire!

(Zombie Pichu is plugged up and explodes in a puddle of blood)

James: The heck was that?

Buzz: I don’t know… but it had friends!

(Around 20 zombies, trainers/humans and pokemon alike, come from around the 
corner)

Tork:(firing SMG wildly) Run for it!

(Soldiers take off down the street. Run into a big sciency-looking building and 
bolt the door.)

James: Any idea what just happened?

(Buzz and Tork shrug. Just then a figure appears in the doorway)

Tork: What the heck?

Hale: Um, I guess I’m behind all this.

(Hale steps through doorway. Soldiers still have guns trained on him)

Hale: A couple of months ago one of my experiments went haywire. I don’t know 
what happened… But Molly and I… We’re the only ones left… 

Tork:(steps forward) but that doesn’t explain why everyone in the city is dead. 
Or zombies. Or wants to kill us.

Hale: Eh. Well, ever see resident evil? Everyone in the city are zombies on the 
same logic. Zombies need live brains to feed on. And when your brain is eaten by 
one of them… you become one of them… Kind of a chain reaction, you see?

James: So where’s molly?

(Machine gun fire is heard, followed by screaming. Everybody runs into the next 
room. The room is filled with blood and molly is standing innocently in the 
middle of it.)

Molly: Mr. Soldier got eaten!

(Points to big, jagged hole in door. A Submachine gun lies bloody by the door)

James: Oh crap they got Buzz! 

Tork: You guys try and get back to the Huey. This is personal.

(Tork runs through the ripped door)

Hale: Come on molly we’ve got to go!

Molly: I want my pet clefairy!

James: Shut the crap up do you want to be eaten?

(Molly’s clefairy walks into the room. It’s obliviously a zombie)

Clefairy: ROAR! (Saliva flies from its bloodstained mouth)

(James pulls out his hunting knife and chops Clefairy into little pieces.)

Molly:(sniffs all crying-like) Clefairy…

James: Oh shut up! You think he wanted to walk around after he was dead? To be 
one of (points to crowd of zombies next to professor hale) them?

Hale: Oh Crap!

(Zombies dive on hale. Blood flies everywhere)

(James grabs molly by the hand and runs in the direction of the Huey)

Molly: (screaming while crying) Nooo! Daddyyyyyyy!

James: It’s too late for him! We gotta save ourselves!

(Both run into street, where Tork catches up with them)

Tork: (laughing) I got the gang who killed Buzz. Still had his body and 
everything! I sure showed them though!

(Zombie Ninetails grabs him from behind and begins ripping him apart)

(James hears Tork’s screams)

James: NOOOO! TORK SMACKY!

Molly: Suck it in, wimp!

(James is distracted and runs right into a Zombie Blastoise.)

James: AAA! AAAA! AAAAAAA!

(zombie begins to tear James apart. Molly runs to Huey and…)

Molly: What the crap?

(Molly discovers the Huey is locked… because Tork is the only one with the 
keys…)

Molly: (as zombies close in) Oh no! I forgot my piggy bank at home! WAAAAAAAAA

END