Pokemon WAR- plans for NO.10: Ash in spaaaaaaccceeee

          Jessica Salem paced back and forth in front of her desk on the 4,900 
mile long space command center known as a Wombat.  “How could you be so stupid!” 
she screamed at Ash, who shrank back in the chair in front of his desk.  “We 
designate leave times so team rocket doesn’t have an APB on our soldiers.  But 
for all we know, you could be bugged!  You are by far the worst soldier the 
Convent has ever seen!  (Inside ash’s mind while this is happening): ‘wow, she 
sure seems angry.  Is that Von Dak over there? Why isn’t he scolding me?  And 
that’s Ghengas… What is she eating? Looks like a cruller… man, she’s put on 
weight…’  “And ARE YOU LISTENING TO ME BUCK PRIVATE!?!?”  Jessica Salem has 
shaken him out of his thoughts.  Pierre Von Dak walked up.  “Perhaps if I handle 
this…” he said.  “Well, of course, admiral!” said Salem, stepping down.  “Look, 
ash, I know you’re new to this but I mean, get with the program!” Von Dak 
chuckled.  “I’m going to have to punish you for this and-“At that moment, a red 
bubble light on the side of the desk began flashing.  Ash could hear the running 
of troopers in the hall as the firing of the wombat’s A-M72 Laser Gigacannon 
rocked the ship.  Pierre Von Dak ran out into the hall and made for the nearest 
teleportation pod to reach the bridge.  Looking out a porthole, ash saw nothing 
but space… an explosion interrupted that.  Ash and Chicorita (now enlisted in 
the Mafia) grabbed Hostile Environment Suits and ran up on deck.  4 Gundams 
(weird, huh?) were clashing with a never-ending tide of hamlet tanks, being 
launched out of the Wombat’s 189 Mech Bays.  Troopers ran between the legs of 
the mechs and firing at whatever part of a Gundam they could find.  A fleet of 
Hellhounds with the logo of a quagsire drinking beer and “THE MAD DOGS” on them 
began to rake the deck of the Wombat.  “Hey! Cool it!” General William Aru had 
just run up on deck.  “We’re trying to save this ship, not blow it into bite-
sized pieces!”  The words “bite sized pieces” awakened Ash’s snorlax, which 
emerged from its pokeball just to fall on top of a gundam and crush it.  “Dang!” 
said ash.  “Gotta get that fixed…”  

 

          Gundam parts littered the deck as the two surviving pilots were taken 
below.  “When we get to Brontis, you’re gonna pay for crossing the convent, you 
dogs!” said Aru.  “Wait, Brontis?” said Ash. “We’re not going back to earth?” 

TO BE CONTINUED