Pokemon WAR- plans for NO.14: Evil Warden Kyba

          Kyba S. Jones walked down the hallway of Golem Republic prison.  The 
prisoners all feared him, and they had a right to.  The sharp clicking sound of 
his Nazi riding boots broke whatever prisoner mischief was going on.  That is, 
until he came to the cell painted pony pink.  Kyba got a big + vein thingy on 
his head and stomped over to the cell.  Ash stared out at him, listening to 
backstreet boys.  “What’s up, girlfriend?” said ash.  Kyba lost the vein thingy 
and fell down anime style.  “Look” said kyba.  “This prison is a progressive 
one! We don’t paint our cells hot pink and listen to poser bands!” At that 
moment, Snorlax ran up.  “Where are the doughnuts?” he asked.  Kyba gained a big 
sweatdrop.  “Scuse me a moment” kyba said to ash and led Snorlax into his 
office. Ash caught clips of what kyba was screaming to Snorlax, like “You weigh 
500 lbs over the military limit already I mean you’re mad fat!” and “von dak 
gonna fire your monkey butt!”  Then kyba came back into the cell hallways.  And 
sure enough, Snorlax walked out eating something… Kyba’s officer cap.  “Oh crap 
man don’t eat…” kyba fell to the ground and started crying.  Ash gained a big 
sweatdrop.  

 

          Colonel Sanders (remember him?) crept stealthily around the side of 
Golem as it began to get dark.  He was accompanied by a Persian with black 
commando paint under his eyes.  “c’mon…” said Sanders as he opened a sewer lid.  
Climbing down, he realized the Persian would not follow.  “It’s much too dirty 
and undignified!” said Persian.  “Pretty boy…” mumbled sanders as he strapped 
explosive charges to the sewage pipes.  A little timer thing began going 
beep…beep…beep… “Quickly now! Screamed sanders, not caring that almost half the 
watchtower lights were fixed on him.  Persian pulled up in a humvee.  “Let’s get 
out of here!” the humvee turned around and headed off into the desert.  

 

          Ash was flushing the cold metal toilet in his cell.  Weird stuff began 
to come up.  FLUSH! Mushroom.  FLUSH! Pikachu.  “Man, you are everywhere!” said 
ash, hoisting Pikachu out of the toilet.  FLUSH! Bomb.  BOMB?  Kyba came in and 
saw ash holding the bomb.  “Hey! This is a progressive prison! No bombs 
allowed!”  Ash found himself sitting in front of Golem’s gates.  “And stay out! 
Said kyba.  “Chu?” said pikachu.  Ash shrugged.     

TO BE CONTINUED

 

Here’s a sneek peek from 15…

The battleship bounced over the waves, spraying foam as it leaped from crest to 
crest.

Hint: the next chapters have something to do with D-Day!