DISCLAIMER- Yup still no pokemon company for the author..... Nuts. Still, can't win 'em all eh? Also I don't own wallace, gromit, Mr.T, Or a certain super global capitallist computer company owner. And Cillit BANG. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- --------------------------------------------------------------------- ChatterCube- The second Attempt --- Script: The Author Guests for show: Lance Dracon- Retired pokemon master, fixated with meat pies. Gabby Oak- Part time host of Crazy Cullinary, Did a cillit BANG advert once. Mr.T- 80's Pro wrestler and actor, notibly in the A-Team, Pities the fool who messes wid T. Bill Gaits- Owner and high emperor of the Microscotch computer company. Wallace- Made of clay. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ------------------------------------------------------------------------- Editors notes- Channel 3 booted you already, so let's see what you guys can do on FOX network. Desperate times call for desperate measures.... Damn the section 17-b bankrupcy concent file..... -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ------------------------------------------------------------------------- Hermit Nelaps- Hi Folks! I'm Hermit Nelpas, and I'm here tonight with the first ever LIVE episode of the ChatterCube here on FOX! Lets have a big hand for tonights special guests...... Gabby Oak, The Cillit bang sensation, Lance Dracon, Ex-League Champ, Bill Gaits, owner of Microscotch, Wallace, Made of clay, and finally, evryone's favourite 80's icon, it's Mr.T! Mr.t- Ah pity the fool who messes with T. Hermit.N- Er, Yes quite, now what can you tell us about your acting in the 80's T? Mr.T- That crazy foo Murdock wrecked mah van..... Wallace- Eeh lad, fancy a cuppa? It'l make you feel much better. Then I can rig your van to make sphagetti. Mr.T- Ah don't need no tea drink, clay-fool! Wallace- Alright, only asking. Mr.T- Fool. Hermit N- Yeah, sure guys... Anyway, Mr. Gaits, what can you tell us about the pressures of owning a multi begillion dollar company? Bill G- Urm, yuh, it's cool. I get to do cool stuff like blow stuff up an... erm.... stuff. It rocks. Hermit N- Yes, but what about running the computer company? Bill G- Compu what? Hermit N- Um, yeah, the computer company you own? Bill G- Oh yeah that. Oh right, um, I get this old guy to manage things. Huhuhu. He's old. Hermit N- Mhm, grerat, okay then, lance got any words for all the nice people out there? Lance D- Urm.... Yuhp. Hermit N- Well? Lance D- Oh yeah, sure, Um... Yeah, no... wait a sec....... Um.......yuh, gottit. Hello FOX viewers. Yuh. Pokemon rocks...an...uhm.........rat pie's bad...yuh...but...uhh........fish pie's okay......yup. Hermit N- Thanks Lance.......(God help me)....... Allrightythen, Gabby, could you shed some light on the mystery that is cillit bang? Gabby O- Yeah, I guess so, Well I suppose everyone knows now it's a budget houshold cleaner. I advertised it for a month, up until I found out it was less 'BANG and the dirt is gone' and more 'BANG and your skin is gone'. It was really strong stuff. Smelled a bit like petrol too. Hermit N- Fascinating... Mr.T- Cillit BANG aint so great. Eat Mr.T cereal, now that'll make you helluva tough. Hermit.N- Hang on T... Mr.T- Don't threaten T , or you dead meat suhka! Hermit.N- Yeah but comeon, It's cillit bang! Mr.T- I pity da fool who messes wit T! You goin down suhka! I'm gunna throw you helluva far! Hermit.N- NO! Please! That's a new roof! Not through it! NO! AAAAAARGH!!!! Mr.T- Fool. Wallace- Eeeh, wold you look at that gromit. Gabby- Wow. Lance D- I gotta get some of this T cereal.... Helluva tough he says? Bill.G- The geometry of the throw was messed up, he should have gone 45 degrees at a rotational point of 4.8mm.99800.88 anahey. Mr.T- Crazy cyber-fool. SECURITY- This is security, we have a violent man in studio B-4, Aprehend suspect and destroy vehicle- Custom 1982 DMC van. Mr.T- That's mah ride securi-fools! ----------------------------------------------------------------------------FILM CUT----------------------------------------------------------------------------- End Notes: Channell 3 had a point scrapping this, get it off my screens. Rerun the A-Team or something instead. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- -------- -The Author strikes again....... ([c={ Mwuhahahaha