Pokemon - Flipside (PG13+) Question- What happens when a slightly deluded teenager drinks way too much coffee, eats a mars bar and then sits down to write a fanfic? Answer- Everything that stands for reality, physics or normality are promptly rolled up, defacated upon and thrown with some efort out of a sixth floor window. DISCLAIMER- Woo, no pokemon company for the author...... life goes on. Slowly. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Ash: Woah, a buterfree! I gotta catch that! Misty: Ash, stop playin' with your stupid pokemon! Come help me get firewood! Brock: Lunchs ready! Ash: But the buterfree! Misty: Firewood! Brock: Look, food's more important if you want to keep... um.... oh bugger, line?! The studios had been turmoil ridden since the filming of Pokemon: 17, The Flapjck Quest had begun. The pokemon film franchise had hit rock bottom in recent years, and so had the films' budget. "Look, Harry, get your act together would you fella! We're a week behind schedule as it is." "Yes Mr. Untik, sorry Mr. Untik." "Good, now get back on the set-" The poor man given the job of directing this movie was a mister Gregory Untik. Gregory Untik lived with his mother in a two bedroom flat, and suffered from the condition 'wondering blader'. "Umm, Mr. Untik sir, it's ten past midnight, maybe we should pack up for tonight?" "Yeah, alright Harry lad, go get some sleep." The cast was third rate. A japanise looking man named Harry Lin had been draughted in to play Brock 'Slitty Eyes' Slate, a girl, Maisy Parker, who did a cillit bang advert played Misty Waterflower, and an extra who was on friends, Dean Feneter, got the part of Ash Ketchum. The three were staying in trailers outside the studio, and it was raining. Heavily. Maisy sighed as she fell on to her bed. Life just didn't seem so glamorous an more. Cillit bang was good, but pokemon? come on, she could do better than this! Well... Finish this sad little kids film first. Time to think later. ------------------------------------------ Okay, okay. I know it's short but I cant be bothered to write much tonight because my back hurts and I was too busy killing Misty. (See my fanart).