Ash's Hooked on Ebonics Delia, Ash's Mom, is in her living room thinking about her son, Ash, & his girlfriend, Ashley S. Gotem. She was thinking about how much time they've been spending together & thinking about if Ashley's ebonics was rubbing off on him. Delia:(on the PC phone) Hmm, Ash said "off da hook" yesterday & "off da hezy" or whatever it was... What do you think Samuel? Prof. Oak: I don't know Delia, Ash & Pikachu act the same sometimes. Even Bayleef & Ash.. Maybe Ashley is saying those words a lot in front of him so he has been saying them too to fit in with her. Delia: Tch, Ashley is a great young woman for Ash to marry. She can cook, sow, clean & she's respectful, but she speaks ebonics too much. Prof. Oak: That shouldn't matter since you like her. I agree, she doesn't speak properly a lot, but if Ash loves her-- Being as stubborn as he is-- he doesn't care what she says. Delia: You're right, why should I worry. Nothing bad is gonna happen. (doorbell ring) Well, talk to you later. Prof. Oak: OK, bye Delia. (click) Delia:( lies on the couch) Mr. Mime, can you get that door? (he opened it) Ash came in with his earphones blasting "Saturday" by Ludacris as he sung along to the chorus. Ash:(singing) Ooh! Ooh! Sticky-icky-icky-icky! Ooh! Ooh! Sticky-icky-icky-icky! (stops; puts bookbag down) Yo, Mom, whazzup? Delia: Nothing, how was school? Ash: It was ah'ight ta day Ma, but dis boy kep' pickin' a fight wit' me! I didn't do anything like say somethin' back & answer back to his insults though... Delia: You did the right thing, Ash, I'm proud of you. Ash: Yeah, yeah Mom, I knew you would. (phone rings; turns off CD player; answers the phone) Hello? Ashley: Hey Baby, just seein' what ya doin'. Ash: Raymon gets on my nerves Ashley & he just transferred to the school! Ashley: I know! He suck! Anyway, dere's a party down here in Tellap on Saturday. Ash: Fa real?! Ashley: Fa real, Baby! Ya comin'? Ash: Fa sho'! Ya comin' ova? Ashley: 'Kay, Baby... (winks) Bye. Ash: Bye... (click) Let me get changed outta dis uniform... (runs upstairs) Delia: 3 sentences with ebonics added to them... He's slipping. A few minutes later... Ashley came in the house & greeted Delia politely. Ashley:(bows) Hello Mrs. Ketchum, how was your day without Ash? Anything new happen? Delia: No, I just spoke to my friends, as usual. Ashley: That's good... Where's Ash? Ash:(as he ran down the stairs) Right here, Wiggly. Ashley:(as he kissed her) Baby?.. (blushing) Hmm... Ash-- (he interrupted her with a long, deep kiss on the lips) Mm.. (puts arms (After he got to the last step, he hugged Ashley & started to kiss her face in different spots a second) around him; laughs) Ash:(stops kissing her) Let's go upstairs.. Ashley: Ok. Delia: I'm going out to the store with Mr. Mime. Can I trust you two alone here? Both: Yes, ma'am. Delia: Ok... Come on Mimey. (The two left) Ash:(Ashley sat on the couch; he lied her down; on hands & knees kissing her/making out) Prof. Oak called again, his face popped up on the PC phone. Prof. Oak: Delia? (hears giggling & chuckling; sees Ash & Ashley; shocked) What are you two doing?! Ash:(sits up; sees Prof. Oak; blushing) Hey Prof. Oak. Oak: What are you doing? Ash: We aren't doin' a thing, right Ashley? Ashley: Nope, nothin'.. Oak: Hmm... Where's your mother? Ash: Store. Oak: Hmm... Tell her I called. (click) Ash: Think he'll tell? Ashley: No... Ash: Hmm... (continues to make out with her) A few minutes later... Brock & Misty knocked on the door, but Ash & Ashley didn't care. Misty: Ash?!.. Are you home? Brock: Hey! Ash/ Ashley:(unison) Mmm.. (laughing) Brock: Ash! (knocking) Hello?... Mrs. Ketchum? Mr. Mime? Misty: Someone open the door!! Ash:(stops kissing her; turns around to the door) Tch! Ashley:(whispers) They won't mind waitin'... (they both laughed) Misty: We hear you in there Ash! Come out! Gary:(comes out of his house) What the hell is ya problem?! This ain't an episode-a "Cops", fool! Misty: Who do you think you're talkin' to?! Gary: Who you think you is?! Ash: Shut up!!! Brock: Could you open the door? Ash: Wait a sec! A few more minutes later... Ash didn't open the door yet. Brock continued to knock on the door as Misty & Gary fussed in the background. Misty: That's it! (runs over to Gary & tackles him) Gary: Hey! Brock: Misty!! Gary: What?! Ya wanna piece-a me, huh?! (fighting in a big dust cloud) Brock: Oh my God! Ash! Open the door!! (the dust cloud was coming straight for him; turns around as he knocked; sweatdrop) Ash! Open the-- Aah!!! (they crashed through the door; all 3 of them) Ash & Ashley still weren't paying attention. Brock got up & dusted himself off. He tried to break up the fight between Gary & Misty in back of the couch. Ash & Ashley continued to kiss as this craziness happened. As Brock tried to break up the fight he got hit. Brock: What?! That's it!! (jumps in the fight; the dust cloud got bigger & bigger) Ash & Ashley stopped kissing. They still didn't hear the fighting & chaos from in back of the couch. Ash: Let's go... Hmm, what's that noise? Ashley:(shruggs shoulders) Hm-mm. Ash:(another knock on the door; answers it) Hey Mom, need any help? Delia: No, Mimey's got it. Where are you going? Ash: Tellap Town real quick. Delia: Have you done your homework? Ash: Puh! I bust dat work in da library at school... Delia; What are you gonna do there? Ash: We gonna get some ice flossed. We gon' be so greasy! Delia: Don't you have enough of that stuff? Ash: Oh no! I gots ta be shinin' from my head down ta my shoes `n when I'm old-a nuff ta drive I'll be sittin' on twentie-twos ridin' wit' ma crew! You know how we do.. Peace ma! (they left) Delia: Ice this, floss that! Party here, shortie there! I'm gonna have a talk with him about those words when he gets back! Hm, oh well... At least he's still smart... (sees Brock, Misty & Gary on the floor breathing heavily with bruises & black eyes getting up groaning) What happened?!! All 3:(walking past Mrs. Ketchum; weakly) Hi Mrs. Ketchum... Bye Mrs. Ketchum... (they left out the door) Delia: What in the world?.. Hmm... (shruggs shoulders; goes in the kitchen humming as she put up groceries with Mr. Mime; she went back in the living room & called Prof. Oak on the phone) Sam, you're not gonna belive what just happened... END